Danielle Ohl

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Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life LeBron meme
AND NOW, comes the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, by its Attorneys,STEPHEN A. ZAPPALA, JR, District Attorney of Allegheny County, and KEVIN F.MCCARTHY, Assistant District Attorney, and respectfully requests this Honorable Court toextend the stay of its previously entered stay for an additional 120 days for the followingreasons:1. On March 26, 2026, the Court entered its Order in the above captionedcase reversing the Order of the Superior Court, vacating the judgment of sentence andremanding the case for resentencing.2. _Indoing so, the Court found that a sentence of life without the possibilityof parole for Second Degree Murder violated the Pennsylvania Constitution's prohibition oncruel punishments. Slip Op. at p.70.3. Nonetheless, ‘cognizant of the impact our decision today will have, wewill stay our mandate for 120 days in order to provide a reasonable amount of time for theGeneral Assembly to consider appropriate remedial measures.” Slip Op at p. 72
This is a screenshot of the docket in Commonwealth v. Lee. The last entry in the docket reads July 23, 2026 Petition for Extension of Stay. It says the Commonwealth filed it, which in this case means the DA for the convicting county.
screenshot of the ticket page showing a picture of michael angelakos singing, under which says Passion Pit with Arden Jones, Sun, Jul 26 at 7:30 p.m. The Fillmore Philadelphia, Philadelphia, PA
Some mugs that cost $485, they’ve got figs and artichokes and shit on them
Screenshot of a 404 article, headline “AI Fiction is Easy to Detect Because It’s Stupid And Bad, Research Finds” and the subhed days “ChatGPT uses too many dream sequences and Gemini won’t stop describing characters.” I highlighted the part about Gemini because I find that a lot of post-2020 fiction generally has this problem.
Margaret Rennix, Harvard’s assistant director for humanities and social-sciences support, told me she’d spoken with a student who was struggling to read a book written in Old English. The culprit: Anthony Burgess’s 1962 novel A Clockwork Orange. (The student used ChatGPT to “translate” the book into easier language.) from "told me" to "A Clockwork Orange" highlighted
google search dummy AI overview thing saying that the penalty for second-degree murder in pennslvania is 35 years to life which is Not True, as it stands. the penalty right now is still mandatory life without parole. it's saying this because the state senate passed a bill PROPOSING 35 to life with mitigating factors etc etc
Sue from Glee meme. Danny Briere over face, captioned “I am going to create an NHL team that is so random”
It’s the domino effect meme and it says a nanotechnology scientist starts blogging for Broad Street Hockey in 2011 and ends with The Carolina Hurricanes win the 2026 Stanley Cup
norman rockwell guy standing to say something painting
my tortie cat, Wednesday
screenshot from the multimedia speculative fiction story/freakfest 17776, by Jon Bois, published in 2017. This is a convo between sentient space probes and one of them is asking how long things have been like this (aka the space probes are watching superhumans play football using the entire North American continent) and the other says “on April 7th, 2026 people stopped being born. On the same day people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.” And that’s today!!
This is a photo of me and my partner dressed as Leo DiCaprio and Benicio Del Toro’s characters in One Battle After Another, cheers-ing some small beers.
a bowl of ramen w/ corn, red peppers, bok choy, jammy egg. Wavy noodles peeking thru the middle.
Screen shot of a Baltimore Sun “analysis” that was entirely written by AI. There’s a more disclosing that the analysis was written by an AI tool at the request of the Sun and reviewed by staff members.
Geese playing at the npr tiny desk
An email from some press guy announcing the DAs group as (FOFO) when they clearly meant it to be FAFO, as in fuck around and find out
a screenshot of a google search of the classic mob wives line “I went in beautiful and came out ugly” and the AI overview going “it sounds like you are experiencing a deeply challenging, disorienting and emotional shift in how you perceive yourself”
MDJ Zanelli possessed what she termed a “Book of Grudges” in her office, whichhad the appearance of an ancient leatherbound tome with papyrus pages. The “Book of Grudges” bore an inscription, written by MDJ Zanelli, dated November 22, 2023, which stated, “Upon this day, we shall begin to record within our Book of Grudges.” Following the inscription, MDJ Zanelli made notes in the “Book of Grudges,” some of which were decipherable and some which were not decipherable. Of the notes that were decipherable, MDJ Zanelli described a local attorney as “Just a Dick,” and she made notes that were critical of another person who appeared before her in landlord-tenant matters.
Excerpt from a blog by the editor of Semafor Gulf. First sentence of this paragraph is highlighted: Journalists tend to like tidy narratives, and early impressions often stick. When his father became king in 2015, Prince Mohammed was portrayed as impulsive — launching a war in Yemen, dragging the country into tiffs with Canada and Germany, and famously cracking down on fellow princes and billionaires. For most Saudis, however, that turbulent stretch also included a reshaping of daily life: new jobs, expanded social freedoms, and an economy increasingly wired into global capital and poised to become the world’s biggest construction market.
A sign at the entrance of Lincoln financial field reads: you will see advertisements for Wegovy (semaglitude) injection 2.4 mg around the stadium. Please visit the guest services booths on the upper and lower concourses for medication guide.
Our cat, Doom. She is a tabby tux, lounging against my boyfriend’s feet.
A midshipman was shot at the U.S. Naval Academy on Thursday evening, during a campus lockdown and heavy police response for hours, a U.S. Navy official said. The chaos unfolded shortly after 5 p.m. when Naval security and local police responded to reports of suspicious activity on the academy grounds, the official said. this part highlighted by me: While officials confirmed there was no active shooter threat, one person was hurt as Naval Security Forces cleared a building and was flown to a hospital in stable condition, the official confirmed. Police responded near Bancroft Hall, which houses midshipmen in its more than 1,600 dorm rooms. It is the biggest single college dormitory in the world, according to the school’s website.
Tortie cat sits on green couch
I am smushing a burger with two patties and lettuce. There’s onions and cheddar and burger sauce in there you just can’t see it. When I smush, juice runs out.
Tabby tux cat on her back like a dog with wittle paws folded close to her chest.
Tortie cat sitting on a blanket
Tweet by user @bigrackspart7 reading: human trafficker jia tolentino writing a lengthy book review accusing the eat pray love woman of being a murderer both online and in the pages of the new yorker… these are the sort of days that make being on here worth it
Screen shot of text from NLRB v. Weingarten, in which Thurgood Marshall joined the majority.
A woman on strike holds a sign that says “Herald-Express Picket Line Rain or Shine!”
Puppy with white fur and a black patch over his eye and ears. Black nose. Lady is holding him.
Four presentation slides with all white background and black text say “oh you cover the justice system,” “yes…,” “like true crime!?” And “No!!!!!! 😡”
A tortoiseshell cat siting in a suitcase.
An incredibly cute tabby tux cat sitting in a suitcase.
A tshirt with a skull wearing a military style helmet that reads “Si vis pacem para bellum” which translates to something like if you want peace, prepare for war
Wednesday is a black and orange tortoiseshell cat. She has a big orange stripe down her nose and very light green eyes. She is sitting on a southwestern print wool poncho that we use as a blanket. She is curled up quite small in the photo and mostly obscured by a big green monstera leaf, which I’ve put in the foreground of the picture because I think I’m really doing something here. You can see her through a fenestration in the leaf. Ooh artsy.
Pic of coffee cup, toast topped with tomato, scrambled eggs and thyme on a white plate, and Liz Moore’s Long Bright River on a white wrought iron table. Green from our plants in the background. The back of one of the white wrought iron chairs also visible.
A blue cast iron tea pot, green plate with toast, glass of water and book — dinner for vampires by Bethany joy lens — sit on a white wrought iron table.
The four panel Anakin Skywalker/Padme meme. In the first box, Anakin says "we're doing tariffs unseen since smoot-hawley." in the next box, padme asks "and that ushered in an era of unparalleled economic growth?" the next box anakin stares, the next box padme's face has fallen and the caption reads "and that ushered in an era of unparalleled economic growth, right?"
20 fake signatures for the following fake individuals: Red Maple W. Timber Sy Camore Ginny K. Go Spruce Lee Willow Smith Leafer Sutherland Tree Paine Forest Meadow O.A.K. Ash Barker Juniper Berry Roots Riley Olive Branch Elmer Street Cherry Flower Lisa Van der Stump S. Shady Hickory Pulp Saul Dust
Right off the bat, the Collinses want to get one thing straight: Just because they're pronatalist doesn't mean they're racist. Until recently, the most vocal pronatalists in the United States were white nationalists who, concerned about being outnumbered by those who aren't White, urged White people to have children in greater numbers. "Not only are we not racist, I think the worst thing about being accused of racism is just, we think racism is so dumb," Simone said one afternoon in December as her brood zoomed around her. Strapped to her back was Indy, the baby, her head lolling around placidly.
A Guardian profile on the Collinses last year sparked a social media backlash when it described Malcolm smacking his toddler son in the face at a restaurant. Malcolm defended his actions: He and Simone practice corporal punishment but with limitations, he said: no delayed punishments; no paddles, shoes or belts; never intended to cause pain. This parenting choice was partially inspired by a safari trip where they saw lions swatting at their cubs, they said. But Malcolm also claims to have engineered the scene. He knew smacking his kid would draw attention, help the article go viral and get their message out. (Last graph is highlighted by me)
I have considered cancelling my NY Mag subscription a hundred times, but I just can't because the content is just too batshit. It's too good. Your editors are freaks, your reporters are savants of the unserious. And then they'll put out a certified banger investigation, and I'm like, wow they can report, too? All this to say, I love NY Mag, but maybe, just maybe, if Vox can't get real and pay these sickos what they deserve, I will finally cancel once and for all.
Nine English muffins sitting on a wire cooling rack. I’m holding one sideways so you can see the thickness.
Ms. Watford, who joined The Post in April, also laid out big-picture goals for the company. Among them: reach 200 million paying users, which the slide deck described as “Big Hairy Audacious Goal” or B.H.A.G I highlighted that last part
A sourdough loaf!
Wednesday is a tortoiseshell cat. She’s sitting in an Amazon box and squinting at me like she is highly suspicious of my motives in taking her photo.
A photo of a cookbook. The cover shows a Black man spooning a delicious looking pig feet and dumplings dish from a white enamel pot onto a pretty ceramic dish. The cover reads HOMAGE RECIPES + STORIES FROM AN AMISH SOUL FOOD KITCHEN CHRIS SCOTT WITH SARAH ZORN PHOTOGRAPHS BY BRITTANY CONERLY
A screenshot of my instagram feed, showing AI chatbots called “Diddy D” and “Slave boy”
A photo of our tabby-tux cat Doom sleeping on a fluffy blanket in my lap.
The Beury aka Boner 4ever building in north Philadelphia.