Bill Johnson

@dubrie.bsky.social

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I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas #goblue #sounders #gsf

Lumen, er, “Seattle” field at the start of the Bosnia v Qatar World Cup 2026 match. The view is from the stands with the teams standing at midfield and gigantic flags for each country pulled across the field. It’s a beautiful day too!
A photo of the starting line for the UTMB Canyons 50k race with ~150 racers all huddle together waiting to start
The integrity space capsule floating on its own in the middle of the ocean
A phone lock screen with 24-hour time at the top and a background image of a black and white cattle dog mix laying in the snow and looking up and to the left of the screen
A small Australian cattle dog mix dog with white fur and black spots, ironically just like a cow. She is standing in a small pile of leaves with some sword ferns and trees in the background.
A an age range selection on a web signup form that only has 3 options: 18-27 yrs, 28-43 yrs, and 44+ yrs
A can of Pineapple Paradise Olipop that has SpongeBob SquarePants on the can in a pirate costume
AI search response that says “Michigan Football has not had a publicly documented instance of an "acting" head coach for a game in its history; instead, the program has primarily had continuous head coaches, though there were a few periods of transition where an assistant might have assumed responsibilities for a brief period, or a full-time head coach's absence was filled by another staff member.“
A black and white cattle dog standing on the backside of a couch looking out the window to try and see if any bunnies are in the yard. The dog is wearing a clear cone over their head.
Bodacious corn stalks with 2 corns starting to peak out
A black and white cattle dog / husky mix sleeping on a grey dog bed on top of a wooden floor. There is a green Westpaw toy in the foreground that has been through hours and hours and chew time and appears to also be taking a rest.
A black and white cattle dog/husky mix puppy laying on a couch with her face stuffed between 2 of the couch cushions. She is wearing a pink collar.
A black and white puppy on the left half of the frame with a chew toy bone in her mouth while the Sounders v Antigua Concacaf Champions Cup Leg 1 game plays on a TV in the background. The game is going well so far with the Sounders leading 2-1 in the 80th minute.
A thin brown cactus in the foreground surrounded by dry grass and rocks. The background is the overlook of a city (Palm Springs) with partly cloudy skies and sunbeams coming in from the top right corner.
The Seattle Kraken mascot, Buoy, is standing in an empty Climate Pledge Arena with the Kraken v Blackhawks game on the Jumbotron in the background. There is a man is a red shirt on his left with his hand giving the “horns” sign. A woman on Buoy’s left is wearing a white sweater and jeans smiling while holding a glass of white whine
A small bright green gecko is standing on a painted white railing with blurry trees and sky in the background. The gecko is staring directly Into the camera and it looks like it is grinning with a slight up curve or smirk on its left side of its mouth. There is a small piece of food (sugary bread) in front of the gecko.
A female black lab and border collie rescue dog sitting on the dirt in the middle of a hiking trail. She is sitting on facing the camera with her ears perked forward and her head slightly cocked to the right (her left). She’s adorable and the best dog ever and I will miss immensely. Love you, Penny! ❤️
A black lab and border collie mix rescue dog Is laying across a thin yellow dog bed on a carpeted floor. The dog has the lower half of her body on the bed with her front right side laying on the carpet and her front left paw tucked under the edge of the dog bed.
An image of one of the Michigan “I Voted” sticker winners for the 2024 Presidential election. The sticker is a hand-drawn picture of a werewolf howling while ripping apart its shirt. The werewolf is standing in front of an American flag with the words “I voted” at the top
A twin bed sized mat laying on a floor with a brown fuzzy blanket covering it. A black lab and border collie mix dog is lying on the near side end of the mat with her head off the mat and on the floor. We obviously still love her and all her quirks, especially so in these final few days with us ❤️
A screenshot from the original NES game Double Dragon with the 2 main characters ready to fight 2 bad guys. One bad guy is in the middle of cartwheel while the other is slightly squatting, almost like he is trying to poop (but isn't)
Winning percentage graph for the Texans v Lions where the Lions were projected to lose for the majority of the game until the very end of the 4th quarter.
A screenshot from an iPhone showing the long-press menu for the Twitter app.
A photo of a black lab and border collie rescue dog sitting and staring straight at the camera. She is sitting on a brown wicker chair with thick armrests and white cushions on the seat and back. There is a light blue blank draped across the top of the chair.
Photo of a bald white man in the blue puffer vest about to drop a small box of junior mints down a hot wheels race track from the top of the stairs on his porch. The ramp leads down to a jump at the end where a green bowl with "Happy Halloween" written on the front and green foam zombie hand coming out of it is waiting to catch the candy. There are chairs on the porch and a pumpkin on the steps that has a navy blue face mask on it with the word "MICHIGAN" written in maize.
A photo of a large green leafy shrub or tree that fills nearly the entire photo with how dense it is. There is a brown sign with white letters in front of it that reads "I'm an old tree, please don't climb on me.".
A black and white drawing of a cat named "Catto". The title of the drawing is "Hardware will fail" and the body consists of a 4-panel cartoon narratives called "Adventures of CATTO". The first panel shows the car sitting on a shelf next to a pugged-in wireless router. The second panel show the cat reaching behind the wireless router. The third panel shows the wireless router falling off the shelf and the cat is sitting normally again. The fourth panel shows the router dangling by is cord off the shelf and the cat saying "Wifi is down". The bottom of the image has an artist credit of "@denisyu21" and a picture of the twitter bird logo.
A photo of a white mug with a black handle and black rim sitting on a green piece of paper. The mug has a black silhouette of a Tyrannosaurus Rex walking fast and holding a thermos with the words "Tea-Rex" across the bottom in black.
The original photo from the wedding photographer of a 30 year-old groomsman in a white shirt and light blue and a 65 year-old mother-in-law in a grey jacket over a white shirt. The groomsman has his left arm around the mother-in-law and is holding a whiskey drink in his right hand close to the camera while also pointing at the camera with the same hand. The mother-in-law has her right arm around the groomsman and is looking at something off to the left of the camera person. They both seem to be having a good time in the middle of a dance floor
A graph showing Lowe's Hardware Store customer searches overlaid against snowfall amounts, and temperature. The X-axis is dates ranging from 12/17/2013 to 1/6/2014. The left-hand Y-axis is a temperature range between -20 degrees and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. The right-hand Y-axis is the % of all searches on that day for Lowe's customers. There are 4 snow storms on the chart: 5 inches on 12/21, 2 inches on 12/24, 11 inches from 12/30-1/1, and 10 inches from 1/3-1/4. The chart shows a consistent 1% of search results over the whole date range for the term "Snow Shovel". The term "Snow Blower" is slightly higher that "Snow Shovel" until the 3rd storm hits where it jumps to 5% and then jumps again after the 4th storm hits to 9%.
A black lab and border collie dog is laying in the middle of a bed with the blanket and duvet shoved away so she can lay on the sheet directly. There are two pillows surrounding her on each side as she nested her way into the middle of them. She has her head raised slightly to look at the camera, but is clearly still very tired and wants the camera person to turn the light off and leave her be.
An old black lab and border collie rescue dog is laying vertically across the screen on top of a grey dog bed that is horizontal across the screen. The dog is not on the bed from the waist down and looks silly because of it. She’s clearly still a great dog though and at 16+ years she doesn’t have much time left here. I’m really going to miss her a lot when she is gone, even if she can’t quite figure beds out. ♥️
A text message asking for a political donation where the recipient replies “STOP” to opt out of these messages in the future. The original sender replies to the STOP request with the message “You are now unsubscribed from 314 Action alerts and will receive no further messages”
Foreground has a light brown rock overlooking a mountain range in the distance that has a bright orange sunset behind it. Photo is taken in the summertime in Solitude, Utah
A landscape photo from the Swiss alps with a rolling green hillside in the foreground and a cloud and snow covered mountain in the background behind a green valley. There is a small chateau on the top of the hillside in the foreground
Athlete Intelligence service on Strava stating “Average pace of 7:37/mi, with splits getting faster from 8:05 to 7:13/mi”. Directly above the Athlete Intelligence display box the splits are listed for each mile of the run as mile 1: 8:05, mile 2: 7:31, mile 3: 7:19, mile 4: 7:52, and mile 5 (0.7 miles of it): 7:13.
A hand is dropping an envelope with a completed U.S. Elections ballot into a ballot drop box slot. Please vote and vote early wherever you can.
A tortilla sitting on top of a small frying pan on a stove getting warmed by the heat from the stove/pan before becoming a delicious breakfast burrito.