Duckshow

@duckshow.bsky.social

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My brain is 80% stupid-idea soup, 20% existential dread, and I think my time on bsky proves as much Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊

A sexy hotdog lies on a plate, showing his butt to the camera. In cursive writing, it says "Room for another wiener..."
The same poster, but his face is angry and the text says "'Bill' (derogatory)"
Bojack talking on the phone
Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman, making a phone call
zoom-in of the faces in the movie poster, edited like a youtube thumbnail - red circle, red arrow, etc
Deep-fried close-up of Steve's face
A small, black bluetooth speaker.
Nancy brought a gun to school
A series of skeets from "ISS Piss Tracker" within a two-minute span. The ISS piss tank went from 17% to 18% and back down to 17% again. Clearly, someone used then drank from the forbidden tube.
The version of the Hockney painting as seen in Bojack Horseman, with Bojack as both the swimmer and observer.
Chinese propaganda featuring 3D Garfield, saying "GAMERS DO NOT DESERVE RIGHTS"
An AI-generated audience member with freakishly long arms holding a sign that says "TEXAS THIS STATE"
A headline reading "We climbed inside the world's largest sand battery. Here's what we found."
A pack of bubblegum cigarettes labeled "Bubble Gum Counter Strike", featuring a poorly drawn soldier and the Half-Life 2 logo
Some noticeably jagged shadows
Me holding up the world's smallest cuppa joe. It's basically a thimble.
Screenshot of a Wired article, but the text is covered up, saying "You've read your last free article."
A screenshot from NFSU2. In front of the player car is a monolith with the engraving "BRAD LAWLESS - In Memory of Our Friend"
A magazine cover as seen in-game. There's a red sports car in the background and a scantily clad lady in the foreground looking vaguely sexy, in a 2004 kinda way. From top to bottom, the magazine cover reads: "An inside look at tuning internals" "SportCompactCar" "No guts no glory" "The phattest rides" "Pulling out the stops on their way to the $$$..." "Hot 2ner babes" "www.sportcompactcarweb.com"
A beautiful sky over some buildings and trees. A dark, mysterious bag in the shape of a body is fluttering in the wind, among the branches of a tree.
A picture of a tank covered in steel bristles to protect against drones
Den klassiska utopi-memen. Vi ser en massa vita och rena futuristiska byggnader och flygande bilar ovanpå en grön gräsmatta.
Trump making a face and the text "Hole milk" superimposed onto him
Trump making a face and with the text "Hole milk" superimposed onto him
A close-up of the guys face. His skin is weirdly white, like bone white.
A screenshot of the bluesky skyline, and below the cow surgery skeet is a skeet from Actual Names that reads "Magdalena Titsburger, United States, Census, 1850"
The original skeet, followed by another reminiscing about a movie called "I WAKE UP SCREAMING" from 1941.
A tiny wizard, sitting on a tiny throne by a tiny table, pondering a tiny, glow-in-the-dark orb.
A tiny 3D-printed and painted wizard pondering his glow-in-the-dark orb.
Two video suggestions on Youtube. The first video is called "Can I survive Alaskan winter with no sleeping bag, no tent & no tarp?" and the thumbnail of the second video is a big, fat "NO"
A black-and-white drawing of Bigfoot's big hairy ass in stark lighting. Below it we also see Bigfoot's thick, hairy hog, perfectly divided in light and shadow.
Black-and-white drawing of a wet, blob-like creature on two legs with eyeballs all over in a variety of sizes.
White guy with short cropped curly hair, tortoiseshell sunglasses, white tank top, pastel multicolor short sleeve shirt, blue linen shorts, a pair of oversized turqoise foam slippers and a small yellow leather bag.
A zoomed-in picture of Laura Loomer's chyron, saying "LAURALOOMER | BITCH"
Meme of Skinner saying "Am I, a white person, getting older? No, they replaced the sun"
A selfie at a protest. I'm wearing a purple hawaiian shirt with a white tanktop and cool turtleshell sunglasses. Oh yeah, Greta Thunberg is also there.
A snow-covered mech on a snow-covered base. It's got some battle damage on the right foot and metal piping for gatling guns. The mech is standing with its left foot on a small ledge and some footprints and tire tracks are visible in the snow. If you could see it, you'd be very impressed.
A crystal glass with a rock salt rim; inside is a blue cocktail with a ball of ice. In the background is the view from a tall building.
A Tesla showroom in Stockholm, Sweden with a guard posted outside the entrance
Me, wearing high-waisted jeans right this second
Slim woman wearing high waist jeans, making her legs look longer and hips wider
Ancient egyptian figurine curiously resembling Shrek
Jesse Watters drinking from a straw as if it was a penis
It's Trump drinking from a straw, of course.
the meme promo pic from king of queens where kevin james has his hands in his pockets and looks like a total dweeb