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davis byrne in a large grey suit with his mouth open and a speech bubble pointing downward toward the quoted skeet
Bumblebee sitting on the center of an open pink zinnia
fajita wife meme with bryson's face from the pic in the QT poorly shopped onto fajita wife
Chase infinity in OBAA asking Sean Penn "Why is your shirt so tight?"
craig finn singing into a mic with arms outspread and a speech bubble suggesting that he's singing the replied-to skeet
Hand holding a glass jar filled with a milky white substance.
screenshot text, with the first sentence highlighted in blue: Toum is essentially a mayonnaise, but it's stabilized with garlic instead of egg. Just like mayo, toum is an emulsion of oil into water, made possible with the help of a third-party emulsifier.
Three very tall, bud-covered plants in a wooden greenhouse
Screenshot of an r/composting thread headline which reads "You guys were right about pee"
still from the motion picture crash (1996): POV of holly hunter sitting in the passenger seat of a 90s era sedan, looking lustily past right side of frame while holding an unlit cigarette in a red leather gloved hand.
The "I wonder if he's thinking about other women" meme, but the woman has the Google Maps icon and is asking "Is that lane still closed?" The guy is saying "Not doing free labor for you anymore."
Transit sign saying "Clinton is next" along with the date and time the pic was taken
A yellow moray eel with bright blue eyes.
five plump little sausages sizzling, at varying stages of brownness in a black skillet
A grid of signed baseballs in plexiglass cases with a bright orange placard commemorating Armando Galarraga's perfect game
Doorway in a blue wall with sign above it reading "Play Ball! THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF DETROIT TIGERS AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALLS"
A greyish wooden boardwalk extends from bottom of frame toward horizon across sandy dune, turning 90 degrees toward left of frame, where a man in a blue shirt sits on a wooden bench, facing a beach, a large blue body of water and a light blue sky. There is a pile of shoes and things at the end of the boardwalk and dune grass to its right.
Kid in a pink striped inner tube shaped floaties with a pink umbrella above a table and two chairs next to the fence on the opposite side of the pool, which has another striped floatie attached. There is a BP gas station and a dusk sky in the background
Sign reading "enjoy during you stay" above "kaftan library" There's a box below that with a definition of kaftan, but it's too small for me to read in the pic
A white plate holding a brownish pretzel bun filled with beige chunks of chicken, cooked green peppers and a creamy paste and a few scattered fries
POV of a person flipping off the first pier of a suspension bridge.
Giant lime green colored moth chilling on a cement window well. It has some yellow frilly antennae and a couple of long phalanges extended from its inner wings
View from a boat across a vast lake. There is a suspension bridge far off in the distance
Two dorks in ballcaps in a selfie in front of a wide waterfall
POV of a dude with skinny pasty legs looking across a sandy beach at a large blue body of water and a blue sky. He's wearing dark blue trunks with pineapple prints
A chalkboard menu for a place called "Miner's Pasties." Lots of rutabaga on it.
Northern Michigan University campus sign with a domed athletic facility in the background
A roadside scene shot in wide angle. Left side is a metal utility pole with an American flag mounted to it. Just to the right is a black easel sign with WILD RICE in yellow letters and a red sign affixed below with Amish Jams in white letters. The right side of the pic has another flag display. The sky is very blue with a couple of clouds
Hand holding a pack of Jim's teriyaki beef sticks and a pack of Wisconsin Cheese Company Mixed Cheese Curds
a view across a lake with everything oriented horizontally. across the center is the opposite shore: a dark straight line of varying thickness. naturally, the lake is below this line and the sky above it. the spaces above and below the line is a section of very light blue extending about halfway between the line and the edge, and blending and changing into a range of pink/lavendar/grey
The pointing mirror guy meme, where text is overlaying an illustrated image of a man accusatorily pointing at himself in the mirror, with the reflection returning the sentiment. The test is: This sort of behavior only harms Democrats and helps MAGA. So if you want to support MAGA by mocking basic liberal civility go ahead and mock me. Quote me even. You'll get a check from dRumpf in the mail.
Three tall healthy looking plants in a wood framed greenhouse
screenshot of the BSKY Trending thing, reading: Trending 1. Nature Photography 2. Algeria 3. Art Fight 4. ArtFight 2026 5. Alberta Pipeline
A square flag with a white border, a red background, and a blue X stretching to each corner. The X also has a white border and 13 white stars (one in the center and three on each arm). The red space to the left of center sats "28th." and the red space to the right says "Va. Infy." both in goofy old typeface. More info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Virginia_battle_flag
Four pots of tomato plants. Three of them are about 16-20 inches tall.
package for a "REUSABLE NUT MILK BAG"
samuel alito with red heart-shaped sunglasses pulled down alluringly and a red lolli dangling from his sweet lips
Three taller tomato plants and one small tomato plant in the morning light. Their stereotypical five-fingered leaves are in full solar panel mode. The one on the right looks like it's doing jazz hands.
Jacketed hardcover copy of "DUCKS" by Kate Beaton
screenshot of my own skeet dated Mar 21, 2026 stating: "I don't want to alarm anyone, but now that Carly Rae Jepsen has a daughter she's going to release a hit single called 'Girl Dad' in 2027 and a whole lot of 40something white dudes are going to lose their minds."
graphs showing top 1% v bottom 50% national income shares in US and Western Europe. there's a picture of ronald reagan pointing to 1980, when the top 1% started taking over
Four tomato plants, at various stages of life, in tan fabric pots.
Tray with five pastries and two cookies. The pastries in front is called a hotdog flower bun. It's basically five pigs in blanket petals surrounding a sixth blanketed pig, all drizzled with a slightly sweet slightly mustardy sauce
Pic of a TV with a serious looking man in the foreground and Toni Collette looking at him from behind through a window
Cast iron skillet filled with a reddish brown mess of shredded meat with flecks of green and white from spinach and garlic.
michael shannon at some sort of function, posing on the red (actually some weird yellow, grey, and black pattern) carpet (rug) and wearing cutoff jorts, a floral shirt, striped socks, mismatched brightly colored lowtop chuck taylors, and watfarers
Screenshot of a headline and lede that are about the Silo season 3 premiere, but the picture is Trammell Tillman in season 2 of Severance
Bearded guy with sunglasses and a light blue ball cap wearing a black shirt with David Lynch's face on it with the words FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
three-headed dragon meme. the left dragon is labeled "HENRY" and looks mean. middle one is labeled "ZLATAN" and is looking curiously at the right one. right one haf googly eyes and its tongue out and is labeled "LALAS"
A Kaiser roll sandwich wrapped in plastic and sitting on a blue plate
the nickelback "look at this photograph" thing with the USC guy's headshot in the picture frame
A bird's eye view of three young cannabis plants in pots
Bag of Old Dutch brand Dutch Crunch potato chips. The flavor? Watermelon Jalapeno
Simpsons I Sleep In A Big Bed meme, but Millhouse's dad is saying "IT STOPS VIRAL REPLICATIONS and Homer is saying "I'M MARRIED TO MY DOCTOR AND SHE SAYS WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT"
two orange cones on a public street. one is right in the middle of the bike lane. Mother Earth is also helping themselves to the designated parking area inside the bike lane for use as plant storage