Mattoid

@duelistmattoid.bsky.social

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Hydaelyn is life but Vana'diel is hometown.

Scroll of Bio II BLM Lv.35 / RDM Lv.36 / DRK Lv.40 Teaches the black magic Bio II. Deals dark damage that weakens an enemy's attacks and gradually reduces its HP.
Screenshot from FFXI. The Dark Lily coven member Pretty Heart standing there transgenderly.
John McClane (Bruce Willis) crawling through the AC ducts in the hit 1988 movie Die Hard.
The famous Sickos guy from Stan Kelly of The Onion's comic. As always, he looks into a building through the window saying "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
Sovereign citizen Dale Gribble employing an advanced self-defense technique.
Tweet from twitter user @themiltron. [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag
Screenshot from FFXIV. The red mage Mattoid wearing a Duelist's Tabard and Warlock's Chapeau, clearly about to cast something with a long timer.
Picture of Lili's cat.
A blue jay sitting on a nest.
Mattoid in full Warlock's regalia alongside a good friend.
Mattoid excitedly running to a familiar memorial in Coerthas.
Mattoid holding her finger up excitedly in a Eureka moment.
Mattoid standing with eyes closed.
FFXIV Screenshot. Mattoid the Hyur Red Mage looking somewhat disappointingly in the distance as she contemplates the acquiring of a new (old) hat.
Rusty tail cutter (Rare) Galkan ghost stories tell grim tales of those who had the misfortune to come across these dreaded cutters. Tails lopped off by the tool are said to never grow back...
Screenshot from FFXIV. A red mage in front of a church in her pope-scarin' boots.
A screenshot from the thirteen-lined ground squirrel wiki page. The relevant text is as follows: The thirteen-lined ground squirrel (Ictidomys tridecemlineatus), also known as the striped gopher, leopard ground squirrel, and squinny (formerly known as the leopard-spermophile in the age of Audubon), is a species of hibernating ground squirrel that is widely distributed over grasslands and prairies of North America.
Screenshot of my FFXIV character's gear and the lil info box for the new raid's healer boots AKA Warlock gear from FFXI.
Screenshot from FFXIV. A red mage poses amidst a bunch of sparkles. She has no idea what she's doing.
A very horny cartoon wolf going nuts, as horny cartoon wolves often do.
Results of a Metaflora (https://flora.metazooa.com/) game.
Drawing of a man standing at a table, holding a napkin and excitedly looking down at a plate of bacon and eggs. The text reads: There's beauty in bacon and eggs on a crisp October morning.
Scene from Breaking Bad where Walter White yells at Hank from a car for dramatic spoiler reasons.
A Final Fantasy 11 goblin, brandishing a knife.
Mega Malomar from Pokemon. A slender multicolored upside down squid with long tentacles, an impressively high collar, and its many arms are wrapped up to give it the appearance of a large brain.
A picture of a cat labeled "Vanilla," that while pixelated is still charming next to the "HD texture pack" cat, which is a visual abomination.
An awestruck Danny DeVito saying "I get it now."
Screenshot from FFXIV. The fearsome and oddly familiar Lindwurm towers over some red mage that wandered into the arena.
Ark Angel EV and August Adoulin at the getting punched in the face convention (sponsored by Doritos.)
Pickles the grey and white tabby cat from Neko Atsume 2 playing with a capsule toy ball.
Concept art Tarutaru, and some sort of unicorn-tapir thing which I desperately wish made it to release.
A black cat (Prince Whopper Jr.) lying on a bed, yawning. The death omen star is visible.
A screenshot from FFXI. A Hume red mage riding on the back of an alicorn.
Strengthening Alter Egos We will be making significant adjustments to the Trust magic system in order to provide a more enjoyable solo play experience and also let players participate in a wider range of in-game activities. ・Stat upgrade system (tentative name) We will be implementing a new system that lets you upgrade the alter egos' stats. It works by allowing you to spend upgrade points, which you can earn through everyday activities during your adventures. These points can be used to strengthen your alter egos overall, thereby raising their basic stats. We're currently hard at work on this feature with the goal of releasing it in March 2026! ・Alter ego equipment system (tentative name) We plan to add a feature that enables you to utilize dedicated equipment for your alter egos, kind of like how the puppetmaster attachments work. The plan is to make the equipment obtainable even when playing solo, and we are also looking into the possibility of using some existing content and crafting systems.
Story replay feature. We plan to implement a feature that lets you replay the story missions from each nation that serve as the starting point for your adventures. You will be able to play up to rank 10 without having to create a new character. The conditional branching based on your gameplay status at any given time is highly complex, so this feature is going to take a lot of time and patience to complete. We'll also need to be extra diligent in regards to introducing new bugs while working on the content. However, we feel that this feature will allow you to relive your favorite stories, make new discoveries, and also deepen your appreciation of Vana'diel, so we are also considering offering some kind of reward for utilizing this feature.
Screenshot from FFXI. I've drawn a New Year fortune. Good Fortune. Thou shalt experience exceptional fortune. Keep these words of guidance in thy heart. Adventure: Embark upon an old journey anew. Further discoveries await. Relationships: Friendship will bloom. Take the lead and gather comrades. Prosperity: Set forth beneath the moon and stars. In their guidance fortune lies. Conflict: In the pursuit of fell fiends far and wide, thou shalt find good fortune. Favor: Be discerning like unto the Traders, and no chance to profit shall pass thee by.
Screenshot from FFXI. A red mage stands before two baby unicorns. Twonicorn.
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
Picture of Raoh from Hokuto no Ken holding his fist triumphantly to the sky. IYKYK.
A screenshot of FFXI. It's a scene from the quest Peace for the Spirit, with most of the screen covered with the word "Hat" in red repeated over and over, except for the parts of the text pertaining to said hat.
A mysterious wandering sage who probably isn't Charlemend in piss armor.
Kneeling before the . doe.
Screenshot from FFXI. Curilla Mecru and her father, Rainemard meeting for the first time in anywhere from 7-9 years. Yes I mathed this out. I have a PhD in Mecruology.
A close up screenshot of a lapinion (rabbit) from FFXI. Its face shows a deep, trauma-laden concern.
An ancient screenshot from FFXI. A newbie Hume red mage stands near a staircase in Port Bastok. I sure hope someone's warned her about stairs. Oh my hat this screenshot is 20 years old.
Rusty tail cutter (Rare) Galkan ghost stories tell grim tales of those who had the misfortune to come across these dreaded cutters. Tails lopped off by the tool are said to never grow back...
A lapinion from FFXI looking deeply concerned.
Some sort of bizarre horse-man.
Plotting and scheming.
Screenshots from FFXIV. Alxaal and Prishe talk to the WoL. Alxaal: Good to see you, my friend. Alxaal: Did you also have trouble reaching the outskirts? Prishe: It's a wonder you haven't been zapped to smithereens. Alxaal: Perish the thought! These boots grant me resistance to paralysis. Prishe places her hands on her hips and stares at Alxaal.
Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you eat TWO wieners?
Picture of a courtship display between two Diomedea sanfordi. (Okay okay it's the Pub Mirror C from the FFXI exhibition showing Curilla and Trion dancing.)
Mattoid (FFXI) knocking on the Starway Stairway door.
Screenshot from FFXI. A Hume menace (red mage) in full Duelist's attire. Or well. Vitiation attire. But we keep the old ways around here folks.
Ardbert the warrior from FFXIV looking smug and intimidating.
Changing my GC affiliation to the Immortal Flames.