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This is a book with red on the tops half of the cover, except “Joseph Bruchac Padoskoks,” which is written in yellow. On the yellow bottom half, there is a criptid-looking creature drawn in red, with horns on its head and spikes down its back. “A Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery” is written across the bottom in red.
This is a book with red on the tops half of the cover, except “Joseph Bruchac Padoskoks,” which is written in yellow. On the yellow bottom half, there is a criptid-looking creature drawn in red, with horns on its head and spikes down its back. “A Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery” is written across the bottom in red.
The most exciting meal a kid could have in Scholastic Book Fair days: a pepperoni personal pan pizza, cut in four slices.
Illustration from the Stephen Gammell book, Is That You, Winter? in which there is a snowy, treacherously mountainous scene. A rickety looking house is on top of one jutting peak and a rickety looking truck appears to have jumped from a cliff to a jutting peak attached to the first by a tiiiiiiiiny, precarious bridge.
A hard-back library book called Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran. The cover is a picture of white-seeming girl-seeming students with cute bobs, looking excited about something off-screen to the right. The left half is lavender color being covered by red blood dripping from the right half.
Extremely cute, tiny mystery bug on the end of a dark green painted fingernail. The bug has delicate, spotted wings, like crepe paper. The background of the picture is shaded desert landscape, under a mesquite tree, but it’s very blurry because the tiny bug is actually in focus!
The cover of a 70s children’s book. A very cute, hot pink sea serpent with a chartreuse ridge of spikes or feathers from head to tail. The text on top reads: “A Serendipity book,” then “Serendipity, written by Bill Cosgrove, illustrated by Robin James.” Along the bottom, it says, “The moral of this story is: knowing who you really are will bring you happiness.”
A close up of a very handsome medium haired silver grey cat with a goatee all the way down his chest and gorgeous sea foam eyes.
An ad for a game on Popular Mechanics, picturing a woman laying on her back with and open mouth and jewels in her throat. There is lava, water, and a little man in a contraption above her. Presumably the little man has to get the jewels.
Joan Chen as Josie Packard, seen in the drawer knob she’s just been sucked into by some unknown force.
Four made-from-colorful-construction-paper Sesame Street birds seem to be chatting happily. The closed captions say, “Oh, shit.”
Three books: Lote by Shola Von Reinhold (the cover is kind of pearlescent/satiny pink with an image of a tear drop glass tchotchke with a peacock inside), It Came From the Closet ed. Joe Vallese (the cover art is a creepy rainbow behind a headstone and a pink, swishy hand coming out of the grave), and Little Rot by Akwaeke Emezi (cover art bright orange with chartreuse text. Maroon and purple grey smudgy blobs are all over it.)
A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, nose down sleepily because of good pets.
A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, looking at the camera with his grey-green eyes.
A grey cat with a white chin is laying on a soft blanket on a bed. A pile of books is next to him.
The same fluffy black and white cat laying on the same backpack. This time, he’s looking off into the distance, presumably contemplating sniffs. Or backpacks.
A fluffy black and white cat laying on a green backpack, which is zipper up. The cat, Octavio, is looking up at the camera.
Several potted Yerba Mansa plants and some aloe in the back.
A fluffy, black and white cat is laying on his side on the back of a yellow and grey backpack on the floor. He’s got his paws in the left arm strap.
A fluffy black and white cat is curled up on a zipper-down grey and yellow backpack on the floor.
The same fluffy black and white cat laying across the same two backpacks with paws crossed demurely, from the front this time, with his fluffy grey brother/lover now off to the left.
A long-haired, black and white cat lays across two backpacks on a bed, with his paws crossed demurely in front of him.
A still from the Hagsploitation movie What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? Ruth Gordon as Alice Dimmock and Geraldine Page as Mrs. Marable are sitting at a table in the evening. Mrs. Marable is smoking a cigarette.
Movie poster. The text is the title: What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice, in white. There is an image of a feminine, white face mostly buried, one blue eye looking out at us. She has what might be blood or dirt running in rivulets down her right cheek. A white masculine person is in the background, standing in a menacing way, holding a knife, and a house is on fire off to the left.
A fluffy black and white cat on the top of the picture, his grey brother leaning against his back. They are laying on a bed w a green cover and a rainbow blanket. Both are looking at the camera.
Love Lies Bleeding movie poster, in which the camera is looking up at Katie O’Brian (left) and Kristen Stewart (right) looking down at it. They are in the desert, with red earth and a wide blue sky behind them.
A round purple planet or space station with a sectioned orb sitting on it. A dark, starry sky is in the background.
1/3 A Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov (Otar Koberidze), dressed in his cosmonaut outfit, holds a silver microphone in both hands, “Attention! People of the Earth. Turn on your TVs. That’s Mars speaking. Now you will see…”
A platter full of salmon-colored alien eggs, covered in a green gelatinous substance.
1. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green and she has red lipstick on. Her eyes are lit up, almost as if from the inside. Successive photos are the same, getting closer and closer to her eyes.
Title card of the movie, Queen of Blood, written in dripping red letters over an abstract painting.
A Getty images photo of Tallulah Bankhead credited to “Sasha.” She is sitting sideway and relaxed in a chair, wearing a silk nightgown, looking directly at the camera, gorgeous.
A list of gubernatorial candidates petitioning to be on the upcoming ballot in Arizona, all listed as having no party affiliation. There are no “Republican” petitioners.
A list of people petitioning to run for Governor of Arizona, all of whom have claimed “None” as their party. There are no “Republican” petitioners.
A list of people petitioning to run for Governor of Arizona, with several petitioners claiming “no party.” There are no “Republican” petitioners.
A picture of search results to a “Timothee Chalamet” search, with his date of birth, December 27, 1995, circled in red.
A closeup of round, cypress cones, each made up of segmented polygons, hanging from a branch.
The photographer is looking up from the base of a tall, conical cypress tree with some random branches sticking out against the blue sky behind it.
A failed attempt to capture the moon coming up into some pastel pink sunset clouds.
A floofy blonde mid-sized mutt with a serious underbite leans her head on a laptop computer that has a Spanish lesson on the screen.
A grey cat (left) and black and white cat (right) lying face to face with their arms wound together. They are on a bed with green cover and a rainbow striped blanket, half in the sun.
Several pairs of brightly colored socks with pictures on them of things like mushrooms donuts, hanging on a clothesline outside over dry grass.
Ursula the pug-cocker mix who is blonde and has an underbite, is sitting on a bed next to her green treat toy, looking at the camera. The duvet cover is orange and white, Ursula’s bed blanket is striped.
A black and white cat sniffs the white-toed paw of a grey cat with his arm extended. The black and white cat is laying against a pillow, the grey cat is laying on.
A fluffy black and white cat with long, dramatic whiskers, whiskery eyebrows, and light green eyes that appear to be ringed in eyeliner sits in a pile of laundry, on top of a piece of cardboard.
A white man on a horse and one on foot, both with rifles, have cornered a black man in front of a house. Another black person in the house has their hands up. A little girl is on her knees, begging the white man. There is another black person looking on.
A children’s picture book called “Red: A Crayon’s Story” by Michael Hall. Five crayons across the bottom against a white background: green, grey, orange, chartreuse, and yellow. Orange says, “What?” Yellow says, “Uh-oh.” The top is colored blue by a blue crayon in a red wrapper.
Grey cat with a white chin. The eyes are green and the iris is dilated to slightly wider than a straight line.
A ripped white looking man an slender, smiling white looking woman in robes over pink buttons that say “holy man” and “holy woman.”