Duncan Fyfe

@duncanfyfe.net

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freelance feature writer. video game writer. not duncan't fyfe. duncan fyfe. duncanfyfe.net

A page from the book INDECENT EXPOSURE by David McClintick, with this quote highlighted: "Hey, baby, you asked my opinion! Don't walk on me with your 'Fuck you' shoes!"
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A: A SleighStation 3!
The cover of a 2025 quote of the day calendar
a store in Paris called OH MY CREAM!
A photograph of my Tomb Raider article in his weekend's Financial Times magazine. The text is only partially visible because you have to buy it
A sign in a pub which reads "AT THE MILL... We love Dogs! ASK ABOUT OUR DOG MEN"
a page from Wuthering Heights with the words "Chevy Chase" highlighted in one paragraph, in the next paragraph is the sentence "The young man evidently thought it too bad that he should be laughed at for his ignorance, and then laughed at for trying to remove it."
a blurb claiming that I, Duncan Fyfe, am known for my engaging storytelling in video games
The rubber duck knows frontiers it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation.
A pale and ghastly puppet perched above a sign reading "EGGS FOR SALE"
an impudent suggestion from Google Docs that I change the words "video game" to one word
a black briefcase and a fire extinguisher conspicuously placed on a suburban road
the word "scumbag" is trending in Ireland
Too many books on the bookshelves
Weird pasta