Matt Joro

@dungeonglitch.com

2390 Followers 499 Following

Here for writers, gamers, artists, creatives - Bestselling game designer, Fantasy author, #DnD Follow for tips/motivation/resources✨ "Temporary games teach us permanent lessons" Bestselling Nerd Gifts: gemmedfirefly.com Me: mattjoro.com

Captain America meme - “so you hate working artists tabs support the theft of their work”
Hulk Hogan meme “let me be deadass with you brother.”
Screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The original tweet is by May Peterson, Book Necromancer, saying: “Does anyone else get a strong sense of guilt and shame from receiving positive attention?” Above it is a reply from Kai Cheng, Warrior Queen of the Gynaeceum (@razorfemme), saying: “yes! I took a seminar on shame once where the trainer told us that compliments often trigger shame in people who have experienced developmental trauma because compliments are discordant with our internal sense of self, causing us to feel as though we have committed deceit.”
Shot of game store merch collection. Dice, books, collectibles, minis, boardgames.
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Classic No Kings Flag A black flag displays a simple, white three-point crown inside a red circle with a red diagonal slash, representing a prohibition symbol.
Alt text: A meme featuring Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles talking to an elderly woman at a desk. The top text reads: “Ma’am, I wish I could help you with the paywalls, but I can’t. I would like to tell it to right click then inspect and go to the gear icon. Nor am I authorized to tell you to disable JavaScript and then reload the web to be able to read the content.” Below are four images: 1. Mr. Incredible gently gesturing with his hand toward the elderly woman as if trying to explain something without saying it outright. 2. A screenshot of a news website (El País) with the right-click menu open and “Inspect” highlighted. 3. A close-up of Mr. Incredible looking intensely, emphasizing secrecy or urgency. 4. A developer tools panel open on the same website, with “Disable JavaScript” highlighted, showing how to bypass the paywall. The meme humorously suggests a method to bypass article paywalls without explicitly endorsing it.
A tweet from the account @JS_INJF_Rants reads: "i am 35 and completely burnt out. what am I suppose to do for 50 MORE years? maintain a yard? bitch about traffic? keep buying spinach and watching it die? get oil changes? f*cksake" (with a censored expletive).
I don’t know the right thing to say right now. Everything feels urgent. Horrifying. Exhausting. I want to help. I want to shout. I want to do something that matters. But I don’t want to add noise, or pretend I have answers I don’t. So I’ll just say this: If you’re scared, angry, or overwhelmed—you’re not alone. If you’re creating, surviving, learning, or just trying to stay grounded, that matters too. I’m still here. Trying. Listening. Making something I hope will help—even if it’s not ready. I’m rooting for you.
A Twitter tweet from DungeonGlitch | Matt (he/him) that reads: “Yeah… sex is great… but have you ever spelled presttid.. presdit.. prestigidit.. ehh.. presitidigit… magic missile?”
A broken headstone - “Marjorie McCall - lived once, buried twice”
A metal die smaller than a grain of rice on someone’s finger tip
If you are in a position to fight back, fight back.
From Twitter: “Valentine’s day is so commercial, let’s not lose track of the real meaning of this special day - the day native Hawaiians stabbed British captain James cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 1, 1779. ❤️❤️”
A picture of Luigi on a pink valentines card. “Are you a CEO? Because I’d like to take you out” ❤️
Contents of a produce box contains a colorful variety of fruits and vegetables, including: • Tomatoes • Potatoes • Avocados • Red bell peppers • Cucumbers • Carrots • A small watermelon • Brussels sprouts • Leafy greens (possibly lettuce) • Yellow squash or zucchini • Limes and lemons • Oranges and tangerines • Apples • A bunch of fresh cilantro or parsley • A container of berries (possibly blueberries) • A carton of golden berries (physalis) • Beets
Monster manual book cover - adventurers vs beholder
Three pane comic of Moonknight, covered in blood, staggering to his feet. “Let’s get this bread”
Two tweets are shown. The first tweet is by a user named Stella (@antlervel.vet), discussing the impending collapse of the tech industry’s AI bubble. Stella highlights that every venture capital firm has invested heavily in generative AI, calling it a “load-bearing delusion” because previous trends like NFTs, Web3, and VR were rejected by the market. The second tweet, by Ashok Kumar (@broseph_stalin), explains that Silicon Valley is in turmoil because China has released AI models that are 50 times more efficient than the best American models, made them open source, and disrupted the AI market.
fluffy grey cat with her tongue out
empty white space
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Matt Joro (@dungeonglitch.com) that reads: “Artists, writers, creators - it starts with you.” Beneath it is a retweeted post from Dan Chibnall (@bookowl.b…) that features a quote by Ursula K. Le Guin from 2014: “We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art. Very often in our art, the art of words.”
Small cute white animal bouncing in snow
bow and arrow taskmaster from Marvel's Blackwidow. A person with a bow firing an arrow from the sunroof of a vehicle.
the debris of the spaceX starship burning on the atmosphere after it exploded - beams of red, blue, green, orange, and white.
Matt drinking from a mug. The design is a guillotine made of flowers, by Gemmed Firefly.
The image is a humorous meme featuring a caption at the top that reads: “Therapist: Wolveriheeheen isn’t real he can’t hurt you.” Below the caption is a digitally edited image of a man with a face resembling Michael Jackson, combined with Wolverine’s iconic sideburns and hairstyle, wearing a yellow outfit resembling Wolverine’s costume. The caption humorously implies the existence of “Wolveriheeheen” as a parody.
An image of a letter dated 14 December 1959, addressed to a schoolgirl in America who had requested advice on writing. The letter provides eight pieces of advice: Turn off the radio. Read all the good books you can and avoid nearly all magazines. Write (and read) with the ear, not the eye, ensuring every sentence sounds natural when read aloud. Write about what genuinely interests you, whether real or imaginary, emphasizing clarity of purpose. Be clear and remember that the reader doesn’t know what you mean unless you communicate it effectively. Don’t discard work you’ve given up on; set it aside as it might be useful later. Avoid using a typewriter as the noise disrupts the rhythm necessary for writing. Understand the meaning of every word you use. The letter is candid, practical, and insightful, aimed at fostering good writing habits.
A flooded kitchen
Meme: “I decided to kill of a few characters in the book I’m writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.” Picture of a kid “wait a minute.”
“An image showing a spreadsheet list of companies offering free products, care packages, or replacements to victims of the Los Angeles fires. The list includes various brands categorized by product type, such as personal care, clothing, kitchenware, and supplements. Each entry specifies the type of product, contact method (email, online form, Instagram DM, or call), and links to the relevant application forms or contact details.”
A screenshot of the Headline Analyzer website, titled "#1 Free Headline Analyzer®." The page tagline reads, "Write Headlines That Drive Traffic, Shares, And Search Results." Below is a central input field labeled "Type your headline here..." with a dropdown menu for selecting the headline type and a blue button labeled "Analyze Now." A note beneath suggests downloading the free Headline Studio WordPress plugin with a link to "Connect it now." In the bottom-right corner, a chat widget displays a greeting: "Hello! 👋 What questions can we answer for you?" and a text box to write a message. The layout is clean and user-friendly.
A screenshot of a text editor interface displaying a dramatic dialogue. The text begins with "Die monster. You don't belong in this world!" followed by exchanges that reference themes of resurrection, tribute, souls, and humanity's flaws. The layout includes editing options like "AI tools" and formatting dropdowns. On the right, there are readability stats showing "Grade 0 - Good," word count (71), and indicators for sentence complexity and grammar issues, with "3 spelling or grammar issues" noted. The highlighted words in the text include "Die," "I am," "was called," and "souls." Below is a prompt to press '/' for AI and formatting tools.
Alt text: A screenshot of ZenPen, a minimalist writing tool. The text reads, "This is ZenPen" in large bold font. Below, the description explains it is a distraction-free writing zone. Instructions encourage users to delete the placeholder text and start writing. Features include bold, italics, both, and URLs, which can be added by highlighting text and selecting options from a small menu. It mentions adding quotes is easy. A note at the bottom suggests donating via a button on the lower left. The signature reads, "Happy Typing! ~ Tim Holman (@twholman)." The layout is clean and simple.
“An image of a social media post discussing the Smithsonian’s Open Access initiative. The post expresses excitement about being able to download, share, and reuse millions of Smithsonian’s digitized 2D and 3D items, including photos, text, videos, sound files, research datasets, and more. The content is available under a Creative Commons Zero license, allowing unrestricted use, even for commercial purposes, without requiring permission or attribution. The post celebrates the initiative as a positive step in making cultural and educational resources widely accessible.”
An informational flyer from MusiCares.org offering support to individuals in the music community affected by disasters such as wildfires. It includes contact information for assistance: Email - musicaresrelief@musicares.org and Phone - 1-800-687-4227. The flyer encourages sharing this message to help those in need, with a handwritten note saying ‘please share!’ and a broken heart symbol for emphasis.
A person reading between stacks of books - caption “ if you think reading is boring, you’re doing it wrong.”
Cover art for the TTRPG game 'Ghost-Fi: A Game of Last Impressions and Learning to Say Goodbye' by Eli Hauschel. The design features a black background with a glowing neon outline of a human ribcage, showcasing a stylized red anatomical heart in the center. The game title 'Ghost-Fi' is displayed in a bold, glowing white font with a spectral effect, evoking a ghostly, haunting atmosphere. Delicate, skeletal tree branches extend from the edges, adding an ethereal touch to the frame surrounding the central imagery.
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Free Ebook Sites 1. BookBub 2. Librivox 3. BookBoon 4. LibriVox 5. ManyBooks 6. Feedbooks 7. Bookyards 8. ManyBooks 9. Smashwords 10. eBookLobby 11. Planet eBook 12. Open Library 13. Google Books 14. GetFreeBooks 15. PDFBooksWorld 16. FreeTechBooks 17. Free-eBooks. net 18. Internet Archive 19. Project Gutenberg 20. FreeComputerBooks 
An image of a social media post from 'Venial Trinities' (@intransitivelie) with the following text: 'I love English. It's a trash fire disguised as a language and I'm here for all of it. However, I really need to be better about people not speaking it "correctly." It's a goddamn trash fire. Of course people don't speak it correctly. I'm pretty sure there's no correct way to speak it. And that's leaving out all the racism and classism which goes into "grammatical perfection." English isn't Latin. It's a glorious clusterf*** of stolen parts bolted onto a bastard chassis and powered entirely by the burning of dictionaries. There is no way that it should be the lingua franca of international affairs, and yet it is. Speak it any way you want. English doesn't give a f***. English will take your error and turn it into a part of itself. English drinks prescriptivist tears like fine wine. Contribute to the delinquency of English any way you can.
Mariah Carey singing “Alllllll I want for christmasssssssss is *soulja boy voice* YOUUUUUUU
“When you realize the statue of Mona Lisa looks like Keith urban.” … it’s the Statue of Liberty and Owen Wilson, who do like alike.
TV screen with color block error
Shia lebouf in movie theatre smiling at the screen “when you see your homies doing good”
Man kneeling in front of a research white-board - caption “I don’t need sleep. I need answers.”
Facebook post: So my son who started crocheting earlier this year decided to start micro-crocheting. He made me a whale. - the picture contains a hand with a tiny crocheted blue and white whale the size of maybe a penny. It is smaller than the man’s finger digits. It is really tiny and cute and well done.
A kit-kat bitten into from the side.
Matt in “youth in Asia” tee with floral guillotine mug.
office space with post-it notes on a calendar
Matt, 40-yr half Asian half native, black hair, beard, smiling.
“If villain bad then why be love his wife?” Pics of castlevania Dracula courting and embracing his wife.
Tweet: "When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees, Sycamore" @ftrain Feb 27, 2018
my life improved dramatically once I accepted that I have no singular all-consuming calling and instead just want to do a variety of stuff I kinda like until I eventually die - twitter - @ryandroyd 2022-01-22
iPhone Lock Screen - shot from The Bear - “every second counts.” The time is the digital clock.
Riot Games seeking Gen AI intern “Imagine going through two massive rounds of layoffs, displacing hundreds of devs, with the finale of your highly-acclaimed TV show set to air (made with the hearts and hands of hundreds of artists) and then choosing to announce you’re hiring a gen ai prompter”
Toast and butter on a butcher cutting board
Torn index card “character wants… ?”
gifts for the dungeon master - Dungeon Master retro tee, 'proud DM to a bunch of dumbass players' tee, NPC energy tee, Dungeon Master vapor pink skull tee, 'thats a terrible idea, roll initiative' tee.