kelli caplinger

@dutchtulips.bsky.social

177 Followers 57 Following

superstar nerd with big feminist energy. madness is the glory of this life. she/her. ♍

homer simpson: "whoo-hoo! in your face, milwaukee!"
hello. we're mystik spiral. but we're thinking of changing our name.
buddy the elf: "I know him! I know him!"
gene belcher: "my life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet. and yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask!"
me sowing: haha duck yeah!! yes!! me reaping: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
grocery store shelves full of bottles of tums.
"Cubs fans give a shit. They aren't just baseball fans who go to the game like Dodgers fans to take pictures. They are paying attention." — Pete Crow-Armstrong, Chicago Magazine
alysa liu and amber glenn holding their gold medals and being the queens they are.
a house on the sims 4 gallery entitled "suu suu studio."
A young Kelli of four years old wearing a pink romper, holding rocks next to the water and seemingly surprised to have been caught by the camera.
Impressive Person Alert! (From Being Impressed by Someone Nearby) Bask in the glow of someone impressive!
Sabrina Ionescu holding the trophy as the winner of the three-point contest.
brevity is the soul of wit.