david van duzer

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typist. hack. but i repeat myself closet cryptographer.

Grace Rolek, voice of Connie on Steven Universe endorses the episode Onion Trade, somehow without mentioning the best part of the episode, Dave Guy
Voice Actor Grace Rolek offers her opinion on the episode of Steven Universe called Onion Trade, and wishes Katie Tightpussy luck on her quest to find the button that turns other prople trans
Actor Joshua Malina opines on the recent White House Correspondents' Dinner of July 2026
some kind of pixelated couch is roped off so museum visitors don't sit on it
screenshot of a Q&A style interview highlighting 3 questions Is the inside of a computer a megastructure (for ants)? Your home PC is not, but a data center full of server racks is. Is the Library of Babel a megastructure? No, it is infinite. Megastructures must have a limit, or the universe would just be one big megastructure, and that scares me. Is the studio in the Truman Show a megastructure? Yes.
Mara Wilson saying, "I love my power glove, it's so bad"
a screenshot of multiple pictures of a wrist wearing multiple watches, with the search term "watches"
beardo in blue with an Oriole's cap
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off-the-cuff diary/log video of the poster ranting about 30+ years of KBCO, and an obscure gentleman known to some as Gordon Sumner
text message thread that reads *seinfeld voice* what is the deal with so many Spring birthdays in Sweden? [recipient responds] Summer lovin'? oh so you DO get sex jokes as long as you get to reference GREASE (1978)
Ron Funches delivering a special message, with the prompt to Share video and Send Katie Tightpussy a link when you're ready to deliver the video.
another angle on the previous shots that highlights the contours of the plastic sushi cat and an EXTREMELY messy desk in the background
still of miss piggy lounging, a sushi cat, minifigs of garnet and pearl, and some other decorations balanced on a mac mini
attractive woman in neutral tones behind a bar holding up a ghost holding a plant
screenshot of El Variablo laughing at my line 'wanna hear a filthy yiddish joke? shibboleths every where and not a drop to drink'
a poaster wearing a verified badge, with a Tightpussy Mamdani-style underlayer
screenshot from bluesky Like app notification, overlaid against some reddit thread about eating ass
screenshot of the cover of Imaginary Friend, the brand new 1998 Single from Mono Puff
onion throwing dave guy into the inferno, with wide and clear eyes
screenshot of the jokebox app (Naive Melody)
lovely assistant bartender holding some "big bazongas" while the camera watches
jukebox app playing "No One Mourns The Wicked"
close up of the "mayor" button + two "inflatables" racked up on the metal countertop
bar scene wherein we learn the contents of the Mystery Box
back in high school, KBCO called it U B the Pilot
screenshot of Teddy Swims "Lose Control" playing at our character's pub "jukebox"
video of the "mystery box vending machine" at a bar
video response from one of our poasters
freeze frame of charlie's angels (?) with bluesky (??) joke [???] overlay????
person in big scarf
minnie driver and john cusack in GROSSE POINTE BLANK (1997)
man with long hair in a green hat
weird al auditioning for postal service circa 2002
long-haired man in light-purple glasses, and a backwards Philadelphia Eagles baseball cap
picture from the bluesky timeline of discourse that starts with a picture of Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights, and culminates with Coach Jerry skeeting that Teeth Grow In The Vagina
guy with blueish glasses wearing a hat with a bird wearing another hat
pizza with green peppers and plenty of tomatoes and cheese
reads "gay autism vampire" but there are three slightly distinct humanoids with varying numbers of floppy hands held up in front of them
poster in backwards baseball cap and light blue glasses, holding up red & blue HALLS brand cough drops
poster wearing a blue Brooklyn Dodgers cap, with a light green TIGHTPUSSY tshirt, standing in front of an orange brick building
two dude's riffing in a car for three minutes, both wearing weird trucker caps
plastic menu featuring the following named Subs: the French Dip, the Gobbler. the NorthSide, the Veg, the BLT, the MexiPhilly. here is the full OCR-generated text of the menu: Subs served with potato chips + pickle sub Plain tots or salad $3 flavored tots $5 the French Dip $12 tender roast beef, provolone, horsey sauce, au ju the Gobbler $12 smoked turkey, melted provolone, lettuce, tomato, spicy giardiniera the NorthSide $13 roast beef, provolone, pepperoncini, lettuce, tc onion, Italian vinaigrette, giardiniera add salami or pepperoni $1 the Veg $10 toasted provolone, big slices of tomato, pepperoncini, red onion, romaine, mayo the BLT $12 lotsa bacon, lotsa mayo,tomatoes & lettuce the MexiPhilly $12 roast beef, drizzled queso, pickled jalapenos, red onions
Cards from One Billion Users, placed in tableau Skyline, the social media app with an elephant butterfly logo THE COMEDIAN, an influencer who allegedly prefers platforms with the fewest Users an OVERZEALOUS MODS blocker card that allegedly filters out Toxicity an APPEALS BOARD card that remediates problems with OVERZEALOUS MODS
in the gutter lies the remains of HITCHbot turned into the useless trash that it was, by the good Citizens of Philadelphia
poster wearing blue shirt and grey hoodie, holding up ONE BILLION USERS
screenshot of group text with two other people and the "death using the crane claw game, but henry kissinger isn't in there" meme, and the additional text "not any more, soz mate"
why do we spell out the sequence L-L-M like we're pranking someone learning the alphabet?
a fresh green to-go salad with all sorts of avocado and stuff, with some kind of boba drink and a bike rack in the background. upon close study, the salad is wet from the rain
Will Smith as Detective Spooner in I, ROBOT (2004) noting that he (the alleged suicide victim) wrote the three laws (of robotics)
the Space Pope from Futurama is depicted, with the words Crocodylus pontifex in English and alien script wrapping the image
dvd is wearing blue glasses and a blue shirt and he is explaining to katie tightpussy that huevos rancheros is gooey, that david lynch did the weather mostly, and that the trevor project primarily provides housing to typically younger trans people who have just come out
two metal plates to cover some holes in the asphalt. labeled 5️⃣⭐️
Joshua Malina explains to David Van Duzer that entering the Tommy Westphall extended universe requires more than spending a little bit of cash on cameos. Also, prompting him to mention Atrios, the real life blogger, along with Josh Lymon, the fictional White House Deputy Chief of Staff played by Bradley Whitford, does not earn me any special privileges either.
joshua malina profusely thanks the entire production crew of the Compiler Podcast by Red Hat