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Hot97 tweet announcing The Kid Mero as the new host of the Hot97 Morning Show
its a picture of the macy's day parade balloon of garfield from 2003, but with DVS' head pasted on it. or its a real photo of him flying and being garfield, whichever.
its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.
a screenshot of DMS. Every message except one is from a spambot saying 'Doctors told me cancer is incurable. I have decided..". The only other message is from a spambot named "sophie" saying "DVS, being a construction girl with no partner is ugh.."
screenshot of a NY POST article about Regina Spektor saying "youre just yelling at a jew!" to people who brought up Palestine at her concert, before Spektor had them thrown out
a tweet that says "BREAKING: Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer says Trump and Vance are doing Putin's dirty work"
sly stallone holding boxing gloves with the caption "they dont even allow these today because theyre so dangerous'
the "tiktok is not available" message, because of the ban. but it reads "Of course Tiktok is available for you, DVS. A law banning Tiktok has been enacted in the US. But dagnabbit, laws just dont apply to you, do they? That ruthless walk, those glimmering eyes. Strutting around like hes Doctor Gorgeous, oh, come quick everyone! The King of Swing's got a secret everyone's just dying to know. You make me fucking sick. But goddamn it, you get results."
guy with a vaguely canadian accent explains what a spoon is over pictures of abraham lincoln like u never saw one but he dont know either really
picture of James Gunn talking about the Superman movie. The caption says "James Gunn Wants A Superman Who Loves His Band". The quote reads "The next Superman has to be able to grasp the complexities of both his planet and ours. He has to come to terms with the fact that ska isn't just for partying, but that it can also change the world. He should be aware of the growth that "Gunn's Bunch" have shown on our new album "Can U Teach The Sky To Laugh?", where we explore exotic rhythms.
the shot slowly widens to show a movie poster next to the actor, revealing that he is there primarily to discuss his role in the film "Funt Buntzler: Fart Detective"
picture of a smiling navy man. caption says: "Technology Saves Time: this pill just makes you FEEL like you're in the navy"
a tweet from Charles Gasparino saying "NYPD sources say AI is going to play a big role in nailing the ID of the gunman who killed the United Health CEO"
poster for Hulu's "Nutcrackers" movie featuring ben stiller and some white children
front page of the New York Post. It shows a picture of Eric Adams, a picture of a weed leaf crossed out, and a picture of DVS with a toothpick in his mouth like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon was siiiick. Anyway the caption says: "WEED LEGAL IN NYC EXCEPT FOR DVS", SAYS MAYOR. It goes on: "I'm sick of his shit" says Mayor Adams. He's too handsome and it makes me mad. I don't want him to have any fun".
its a pen from voting that says "vote" but it doesnt say it so good. they tried to do the V like a checkmark like when u check a box like for voting. looks dumb tho, looks like a J. thanks for comin everybody
screenshot of an article from XXL called "Hip-Hop Lyric Cliches That Need to Die". The caption says "Seriously, rappers needed to stop using these lyric cliches yesterday" over a picture of Lil Wayne lookin upset
picture of a bald man waving from over a fence in a yard. hes saying "hello" with a word balloon. the caption says "WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS. SHARE IF U KNOW A 'HELLO HARRY'"
screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.
its a picture of DVS with an arrow drawn pointing to his bandana. arent u glad u clicked here to read this? u know they said theres a ice cream flavored pepsi comin out soon? looked mad fake but all the websites say. so i guess we'll see. prolly nasty but who cares yknow?
its a picture of John Lithgow smiling
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in the mouth & he died & now you can't go back home because of the police are there"
three photos, arranged like a comic strip. its originally a weight loss ad for some kind of gummy. In the first photo, a man stands holding a pair of shorts that are too big for him. In the second panel, its a close up on his hands holding a bottle and some gummy tablets. theyre tryina show off that he lost weight eating the gummies. The third panel is him holding his pants again, seems unnecessary, but now hes looking directly at them. DVS though, who is very strong, has added word balloons to the picture (like how FDR added the balloon of "the new deal" to America's tapestry). Now the first panel where the man is lookin at his pants has him saying "oh shit i took 5", the second panel reveals that the bottle says "pills that make you look at your pants". in the third panel where hes staring at his pants, the word balloon says "oh my god".
its the bluesky timeline but next to the "whats hot" column is a column titled "ERIC (HE SEES YOU)" and instead of a feed its a man peeking over a wall and looking at you
a picture of Fatman Scoop, recently fallen hip hop icon, saluting the camera while wearing sunglasses
its the big red drive thru thing from wendys. the thing u say your order into. i dont know what its called. u know its got all the food pictures on it and a lil speaker and u yell at it.
screenshot that says "drake just dropped 100GB of unreleased content, including new song"
picture of a weird shirt for insecure old men that says "assuming im just an old man was yout first mistake" and got a old swordsman on it. even if u got a sword, why talk like that? dumb.
wonka meme. TOP TEXT: TFW U BOTTOM TEXT: AND THEN
screenshot of a DVSblast tweet that says "hello everyone"
screenshot of the Joe Biden letter where he says he wont seek re-election. It reads "my fellow americans, Over the past three and a half years, we have made great progress as a Nation. We have created a land of opportunity, a country in which a Popeye needs no special medicines or vegetables in order to become strong."
DVS tweet that reads "NOT REALLY SEEING ANYONE ELSE MENTION THIS DURING THE DEBATES...EVERY TIME CORY BOOKER TOUCHES THE AMULET HE GETS LARGER". A picture shows a giant cory booker weaing an amulet towering over every other candidate during the 2019 democratic debates
DVS lazily photoshopped onto the cover of XXL magazine and it says DVS: WOW HES GOOD". this would probably come true if there was still magazines but there isnt really.
picture of Kendricks big concert with a black and white picture of atomic physicist Niehls Bohr photoshopped onstage. Bohr has a speech bubble that says "Drake u are stupid like an atom"
one of those old timey joke cans where it says MIXED NUTS on the front all dumb and fake and then when u open it a snake comes out
screenshot of Variety magazine saying "Tom Hardy says 'accent work is not about phonetics or being accurate, to me. It’s about conjuring an atmosphere from a place which is authentic''.
the part of A Christmas Carol where scrooge sticks his head out the window like "hey what day is it" and the guy is like "christmas' and hes like "oh shit...thats whats up
its that picture where the guys standing up...yknow hes like at a meeting and he says somethin? everyone else is sitting down. honestly iunno but everybody fuckin loves it, every day its the standing up guy sayin somethin, i dont even know anymore
screenshot of "DISCUSSINGFILM" stating TAYLOR SWIFT WILL NOT APPEAR IN "DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE", next to a picture of Taylor Swift, and a poster of the upcoming "Deadpool & Wolverine" movie
david hyde pierce smiling next to a giant fork and a human sized smiley peanut sticker
david hyde pierce looking sad in a screenshot from the movie "Julia". He has a peanut photoshopped onto his head and is in bed with a big colorful fork
niles and frasier on "Frasier". theyre clinking coffee cups with a photoshopped peanut and a fork sticking out
david hyde pierce with a peanut photoshopped on his shoulder, "holding" a photshopped fork
its the cover for the new eminem album. i...iont even know where to start. shit look like an ad for a vape flavor only magicians are allowed to buy. he got a fuckin top hat on makin a magic microphone that look like some real new! now in lucky charms! magicberry mics! part of a spellbinding breakfast!