Matt

@dvtavfc.bsky.social

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Chronically miserable sports fan ⚽Aston Villa🟣🔵 🏆 🏈Seahawks🟢🔵 🏆 🏉Gloucester🍒⚪

Comment BTL on Ornstein and Tanswell's article on Garnacho to Villa [Johnny H.] "🎵...and then you go and spoil it all by signing someone stupid like Garnacho 🎵"
Avfc psr worries dead
In September 2020 fifa ruled that players may switch nations 3 years after having played no more than 3 competitive senior matches before turning 21 (excluding world cup or continental finals appearances)
List from Transfermarkt showing England's striker options under the age of 30 with a view on the next world cup
Headline reads: Gareth Southgate "So many boys are now lost. It worries me"
Matty Cash wearing Aston Villa's stunning new kit
Match stats showing more total shots than combined shots on and off target
Cost per point won premier league table, Villa are third, behind only Sunderland and Fulham
Text reads: Abraham was wanted by other Premier League clubs [highlighted:] but has no desire to return to the top flight unless it was to Villa. [/Highlighted]. The forward, who is keen to fight his way into World Cup contention with England, will make a considerable financial sacrifice in order to complete the move."
Chicago Bears - Detroit Lions, November 22nd 1942 42-0
How am I doing boss meme with Brodge in heaven and Rosenior asking him
Dril candles meme but defensive midfielders
Quote reposts saying Spurs should "get Emery"
Norman Rockwell meme
Aston Villa looming behind the unaware Arsenal and Manchester City
r/avfc post from u/WordsUnthought "AFCON Safety Warning (posted on Sunday) Decided to wash down the result this afternoon with the opening match of the AFCON. Wasn't emotionally prepared for the menace that is Ayoub El Kaabi subbing on for Morocco in the second half and immediately scoring a worldie. That man still scares me. Stay safe out there everyone. "
Adam Silver get ready to learn Chinese buddy meme template reading "get ready to learn Never appear for AVFC and get sold for PSR profit buddy"
An Arsenal fan using an xGD table to argue villa are shit
Reddit post from PennyG "How the actual fuck did this get published? Were the editors drunk?"
Villa leading 13-1 in shots, 7-0 in shots on target, 58% possession and 272-197 in passes
Google notification claiming Villa can reach the Champions League quarter final again somehow
Instagram post from Villa report saying Leander Dendoncker is Real Oviedo's main target
"the knot in the stomach has returned, Aston Villa football dawns."
Well done: 20/20 very impressive! Time taken: 2:01
Alan White is the editor of a politics website
Football, coming home
England led for four minutes all tournament
Aston Villa 1 Ipswich Town 🔴1 Ipswich Town 2 Aston Villa 2
2026 UEFA Europa League final Date: 20th May 2026 Venue: Besiktas Stadium, Istanbul
Joan Garcia fbref scouting report PSxG-GA: +0.24 (89th percentile) Goals against: 1.36 (47th) Save %: 75.7 (86th) PSxG/SoT: 0.29 (36th) Penalty save%: 33.3% (76th) Clean sheet%: 19.4% (25th) Touches: 35.53 (34th) Launch%: 37.9% (64th) Goal kicks: 5.69 (54th) Avg GK length: 49.5 (73rd) Crosses stopped %: 9.6% (91st) Def. actions outside pen area: 0.94 (38th) Avg distance of def actions: 11.9 (17th)
"Carragher slams Villa fans over 'shocking' Grealish treatment"
Pint of lager in the sun
Post from Hiroko Yoda: "From today's Times. “Assassin's Creed Shadows” let players run wild in shrines and temples and destroy them. They patched it out, but it was unforgivable to begin with. They wouldn't have disrespected a church or synagogue. Maybe they thought Japanese (sic) wouldn't notice or mind. We do. Very much." Reply from @emmajuned "In the second game you literally fight the pope"
A very zoomed in photo taken from the stands of the StoneX stadium of Gloucester-Hartpury lifting the PWR Trophy having defeated Saracens today
Crossword question: manager of Aston Villa FC since 2022 (4,5)
Danny's dinner, before and after
Shots: PSG 27-2 Liverpool Shots on target: 10:1
Horse drawing meme, with the good bit our attack, and the bad bit our defence
Highlighted text reading "Villa are set to cover a significant portion of the forward's wage"
... But it might work for us meme, about playing Rashford up front
Instagram story from Tyrone Mings with a picture of him clapping, reading "I've had some serious knee injuries, this isn't one of them 😅 Thank you for all of your messages 🫶🏽"
A post from Naph Torrance reading "Btw, serious question but, why not go for Jhon Duran? He is available, PL proven, young, and has the exact qualities we are missing. Package-wise I imagine he will be cheaper than Gyokeres or Williams."
"Perfectly balanced... As all things should be" meme
Text reading "Midfielder Carney Chukwuemeka is generating interest from clubs in the Premier League, Germany and Italy. Chelsea have made it clear they would only consider a permanent sale. The 21-year old has a £40million release clause in his contract."
A photo of a TV screen which reads "White ribbon dot org dot UK End men's violence against women Sky sports" And a Bluesky post reading "The absolute brass knackers on Sky Sports and Football running this campaign where the past few years have been some of the worst for footballers committing violence against women and girls. Sure you've got to start somewhere but maybe that's at home, within your clubs and their culture "
Aston Villa XI: 23 Martinez 26 Bogarde 3 Diego Carlos 14 Pau 22 Maatsen 7 McGinn 8 Tielemans 6 Barkley 31 Bailey 27 Rogers 11 Watkins Subs: Olsen Cash Mings Digne Nedeljković Broggio Buendia Philogene Durán
A Bluesky post from an account purporting to be the official AVFC account with a home emoji and the #avfc hashtag, with a photograph of the corner flag, and a repost of an ianmsanders.bsky.social post reading "when you wake up and think blimey we had a good few drinks last night then you look at bank balance and have only spent a few quid ...... yup that's South Africa"
A picture of Ronald Araujo apparently
A screenshot of a Michael Cox post moaning about rugby Text reads: "Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together 👏🏼" Followed by a screenshot of a Rishi Sunak tweet reading: "🏉Rugby Union: £135m 🏇🏼 Horseracing: £40m ⚽Football: £28m 🏎️Motorsport: £6m 🎾Tennis: £5m 🥅Netball: £4m 🏀Basketball: £4m 🏒Ice Hockey: £4m 🏸 Badminton: £2m£
A tweet replying to Michael Cox from HLTCO reading "It's funny, I've spoken to 3-4 people in the industry over the years who've told me your a cynical and odd person who revels in being disliked, assumed it was just a person beef but you see to actively be a prick. 😂"
God of War 4 poster Shows a large, muscular bearded man with a large axe stood beside a preteen boy with a bow on a small rowing boat on a lake with a large mountain behind them
The "which tea and toast" post Text reads "right, now we're all here an important question. Which tea and toast are you? I go for a 3D" Beneath the text is a line of pictures of slices of toast, numbered 1 through 6, going from which untoasted break at 1 through to blackened burnt toast at 6. Beneath this is line of pictures of cups of tea, labelled A through F, with A being black tea and F being extremely milky tea
Google card for a sports news story from the Austin American-Statesman with the title "Will Texas football rediscover it's offensive mojo against Florida", above the live score for that game, which reads Texas 42-10 Florida at the end of the third quarter
Screenshot from a MailOnline article Headline reads: "I died and went to heaven - there's a surprising test you must take when you get there"
BBC Sport live text update reading: "FT: Aston Villa 1-0 Bayern Munich Remember six years ago today, a Villa fan threw a cabbage at manager Steve Bruce in the Championship."
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #387,530, Matt ‪@dvtavfc.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 26, 2023"
Post from @stighefootball on threads reading: "Small detail from yesterday that got lost in the shuffle: Jacob Ramsey's constant off-the-ball movements – feinting left and right, little steps here then there – caused so many problems for Everton. He was so, so active. Now he just needs to re-find that burst/imperious stride ON the ball, as he continues to recover "
Notification from The Guardian reading "Republican former vice-president Dick Cheney says he will vote for Harris and calls Trump a threat to US"
Aston Villa's thread reading "Kicking off our 2024/25 PL campaign in London 👊🏼 #UpTheVilla" with a graphic featuring John McGinn, Jacob Ramsey and Youri Tielemans all wearing the new away kit
A notification for a goal by "G. Lloris", not, as I initially read, H. Lloris