Dan Wade

@dwade.bsky.social

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Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.

A score bug showing FC Cincinnati up 3-2 on Vancouver
Screenshot of a headline that reads "Work With The Nation's Top Cost Segregation Firm" rather than the correct "Work With The Nation's Top Cost-Segregation Firm"
AI Slop Image of a specific kind of strip mall called a Power Center. The buildings all have borderline illegible names.
38-0 splash screen showing a trophy with INVINCIBLES underneath after a 36-2-0, 110 point season.
A browser tab that truncated to read "Opportunity Zone 2.0: Beefing"
A black and white etching of an ancient Roman augur beholding a hastily photoshopped pyramid of kiwi birds.
A pickle thoughtfully packaged for transport in a plastic sleeve.
A blue scarf with teal stars that reads “Unpaid Agitator” with an iron front logo made of foxes for the O
About 250 years after the original 13 colonies declared their independence from England, their commercial real estate markets are facing a very different battle: CMBS office delinquencies.
Screenshot showing today's sequential 0-0, 1-1, 1-1, and in-progress 2-2 results.
2. NBA Finals 3. Spurs Game 4. KAT Foul Trouble 5. I Wake Up Screaming
A package of definitely basil (Thai holy basil) labeled “BASIL ???” because the Thai characters didn’t render on the label.
Screenshot of an email with the subject t line “I’ve been trying to re-home a little tuxedo”
Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons decrying the concept of attempted murder with the phrase "DO THEY GIVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY? DO THEY?"
Screenshot of a Reddit feed card from r/TodayILearned that reads “TIL that one of the founders of Sleep Country got addicted to crack after discovering his stripper girlfriend was an addict. When he tried to get her to quit, she suggested he try it to see how hard it was.”
A sepia toned image of the sun setting behind the City Museum. In silhouette are a water tower, a ferris wheel, and a large mantis.
Rob Lowe in his black NFL shield hat used to lampoon someone who won't take a side, or in this case is trying to blend in.
Job posting for Medtronic’s “Global Marketing Director - Pain”
The audio book cover of Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!)
Andy Greder ‪@andygreder.bsky.social‬ News: #MNUFC is expected to hire former Louisville City head coach Danny Cruz to join Cameron Knowles’ staff in Minnesota, sources told @PioneerPress on Tuesday. The USL club just said Cruz was leaving. Context: Cruz interviewed for #Loons head coaching job before Eric Ramsay was hired in 2024.
A small child being pulled on a sled by a beautiful woman in front of The Black Hart of St. Paul. The Megan Rapinoe mural welcomes them to their well-earned haven.
Sunrise over Como Lake. The far shore is gold as the sun lights up steam rising off the water. A flock of geese is just beginning to take off flying.
A bright green sticker reading “mpls deserves better, don’t rank Frey” on the handrail of the Lake St. bridge. Out of focus in the background is the Mississippi River gorge with fall colors.
Screenshot of a headline reading "Kelce says Swift inspired return for 14th season"
My legs stretched out on the couch. A laptop with a black screen is on the back of the couch, a small grey cat is asleep on my lap.
Screenshot of a google search for "Applachian Spring Still Bangs" with a null result.
Screenshot of a google news blurb truncated badly such that it reads "EPR Properties (EPR) Acquires Seven Parks from Six Flags for $34" There is a blue abstract design for the feature image aka someone's web team didn't set up the images properly.
Wikipedia article of notable people: Ryley Barnes, former professional volleyball player Kyle Brodziak, professional hockey player Greg Evtushevski, professional hockey player Alex Janvier, indigenous visual artist Brett Kissel, professional country singer/songwriter Wilf Martin, former professional hockey player Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, convicted murderer known as the "Hatchet-Wielding Hitchiker". Audrey Poitras, former president of the Métis Nation of Alberta Marcel Rocque, curler Jamie Sadlowski, former professional long driver and golfer Stan Smyl, former professional hockey player Bernard Trottier, politician Calvin Vollrath, professional fiddler and composer
A look from the Wonderwall at Minnesota United about to do their run and jump during Wonderwall. In the foreground are six photographers all crowded around trying to get a good shot.
With the way the roster is built right now, they seem to be less interested in forging a distinct identity and more in finding talented players and figuring out how to make it all work cohesively as everyone settles in. Call it the seasonal pasta theory of roster construction: Establish a solid base like an aerially impregnable defense or linguine, pick a few interesting in-season ingredients to add flavor and flair, and figure that it’ll all more or less work together with a few small tweaks as you go.
A screenshot of the iPhone weather app showing a balmy 3 degrees
Shot from the top down: Grey shorts, bare legs, running shoes.
A video game character, Guile from Street Fighter, who is muscular man with a blond floppy flat top haircut and green tank top positioned over text reading “GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN”
During a December 2018 series against the Canberra Cavalry, van Mil went bushwalking without his teammates near Canberra.[50][51] During his hike, he slipped and hit his head on rocks. He was unconscious for approximately 24 hours before kangaroos woke him up.
The 1980s era anti drug ad with an egg labeled “your brain” and a frying pan below that labeled “drugs”. Below those two is a fried egg labeled “this is your brain on drugs” in this iteration, there is a fourth image of a scorched pan with flames licking out of the side labeled “this is your brain on CONCACAF youth tournaments”
A screen shot of a Tumblr post that reads: “in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, "When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions." or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,” followed by a screenshot of a horse_ebooks tweet reading “Everything happens so much”
LinkedIn Premium insight box reading "See how you compare to others who clicked apply" "Candidates who clicked apply: 6,716 total and 360 in the past day"
Map of the state fairground with the location of the new foods from 2025 They're split into categories by color block: Green, blue, yellow, purple, and pink, but honestly I have no idea what the blocks mean.
… Stony the road we trod Bitter the chast'ning rod Felt in the day that hope unborn had died Yet with a steady beat Have not our weary feet Come to the place on which our fathers sighed? We have come over a way that with tears has been watered We have come, treading our path through the blood of the slaughtered Out from the gloomy past, till now we stand at last Where the white gleam of our star is cast … God of our weary years God of our silent tears Thou who has brought us thus far on the way Thou who has by thy might Led us into the light Keep us forever in the path, we pray Lest our feet stray frm the places, our God, where we met thee Least our hearts, drunk with the wine of the world, we forget thee Shadowed beneath the hand May we forever stand Tru to our God Tru to our native land
A red cover with black art — looks like a woodcut, but I’m not positive. The main image is a muscular man with a collared shirt on, collar slightly open and sleeves rolled up to the elbow. His arms are folded and he wears a look of resolve on his face: exactly no one would fight this dude. The text below him reads “The General Strike for Industrial Freedom”
The classic Onion headline “DeBlasio: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find a Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?” with Martin O’Neill’s face over DeBlasio’s, his name instead of DeBlasio and the word Mayor replaced with manager