Ed

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I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum Biochemistry for entertainment purposes only

Now that's what I call music cover generator NOW THEN NOW THEN
Now that's what I call music cover generator: Now Is the winter of our Discontent
A mirror selfie of me, headless and at a Dutch angle in a summer outfit comprising a white vest, pink linen shirt, pale blue skinny trousers and brown moccasins. The colours of the trans flag and deliberately so, lest anyone take my ranting too seriously.
Two demijohns of quite frankly minging looking wort, fermenting into delicious beer.
SLAGGING IMMINENT
Metric tape measure with Bayer branding
Al Murray, the pub landlord "Beautiful British name"
A fork which for some reason has the tines at right angles to the handle. I have no idea why or what it's for.
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate baby
I'm making homebrew
SLAGGING IMMINENT
Employment networking page for Petra Corr, who I have decided is the rain goddess.
Employment networking page for one Petra Corr
Rogue 1 ending scene A couple on a beach as an apocalyptic explosion lights up the sky and seals their fate
Brave Sir Robin's minstrels
Upwards shot in a faux serious pose wearing a big overcoat Free Palestine
The evil secret society of cats.
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social No, t the point iS " desperately need tO pay 25k tomorrow and have absolutely no way to do it" is a pretty rare circumstance. In most instances, for most people, an expected value of 500k is better than accepting a 90 % discount so you can pay off a bill
Lukaku penis offside
Hans Gruber "Hit it again"
The weird Face / Off stepsibling face wipe
Transition between a gun firing and some religious imagery.
They're all pointing their guns at his wife
Face Off
The bit in Face / Off where Nicolas Cage escapes the prison only to find that he's on an offshore rig.
Google cast listing for Face / Off has Gbenga Akinnagbe as Castor Troy. He's not in the film and even if he was, Castor Troy is played by Nicolas Cage. Now I know the premise of the film is that he swaps faces with John Travolta, but Cage and Travolta are both white while Akinnagbe is black so IT WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK NOW, WOULD IT?
Nicolas Cage in the intro to Face / Off, acting as if his life depended on it.
Harrison Ford Whisky advert, with the widest manspread you've ever seen in your life, on a kitchen chair above a Scottish loch for some reason.
Identiskeets
Wendy Carlos in an interview wearing fake sideburns because she's totally a cis man and absolutely not a trans woman, honest guv.
That picture from the 2020 Euros of Saka leaping into the pool astride an inflatable unicorn like a fucking hero
The late Linda Smith
Bearded dickhead in front of a minecraft looking tower block
The Devils, Grandier's execution
Death of Elias
Pan's Labyrinth pale man
Drink your milk and be mighty
LP in a charity shop Dick Smothers - Saturday Night At The World
Homebrew
Triple Point Brewing Hormuz Island Pale
The Beauty You said you could change me and make me a Chad, and you didn't!
Bag o' worms
Regarded as one of the best players in the world and the greatest Norwegian player of all time,he is known for his speed, strength, positioning, and finishing inside the box
Gremloids movie poster ft Lord Buckethead which adorned my bedroom wall as a child
Gremloids movie poster ft Lord Buckethead
Neon Raptor Brewing Co Trombolese DIPA
Predator handshake meme American Leftists / Football Fans "Get fucked, rapist loser"
Clash of the titans / doge bonk meme mashup
Clash of the titans / doge meme Bonk the kraken
Prodigy (noun) Someone with a very great ability that usually shows itself when that person is a young child
Meow the Jewels
Caroline Aherne Scorchio!
Triple Point Brewing (Sheffield) Hormuz Island Pale Can is that old fashioned travelogue scrapbook style with a picture of the red minerals in the waters of the strait of Hormuz. Bought it in April, no idea if it was already a thing or if it was named in response to events. If I'm honest it tastes like pissy hop water but that seems to be the fashion these days, innit.
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Red Dwarf cat priest
Horse IYKYK
Oz: heros and goats
Duolingo Sari: Thank you, but I don't want to.
Thicc Dr Manhattan obliterates a debate bro