Soil Scientist 🇺🇦

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Soil science, soil survey, soil conservation, aviation, dad.

amazon.com summary of 2k+ purchases of potassium iodide tablets in the last month
A short excerpt of uncritical statements and possible responses.
Terrain-like features symbolized with red and black.
A black and white line drawing, of several thousand concentric circles.
A close up color photograph of a leaf, with greens, yellows, reds, and browns.
Pen plotter glitch, black ink on rough white paper.
A cladogram organizing colors measured from foliage collected around the Sierra Foothills of CA.
A map of the southern United States, with pixels colored according to family mineralogy class from the detailed soil survey.
Nested polygons representing soil color proportions related to the Clarksville soil series.
A voronoi-diagram style treemap of soil color proportions. Cell area is proportional to soil colors reported in the Munsell system. Positioning of colors is based on average human color perception of color similarity.
Our future if we don’t wake up and depose these idiots.
An advertisement / article describing new "vibe working" interface to MS Office applications. Gross.
cursed inbox screenshot
A view of the USDA-NRCS detailed soil survey near Keystone, CA. The abrupt transition between metavolcanic rocks (south west) → serpentenite (north east) is visible in the satellite imagery. Soil series formed on serpentenite, such as Crimeahouse and Sixbit, are common in Tuolumne and Calaveras counties.
Watch duty app, surrounded by wildfire
calfire S2 tanker dropping fire retardant over wooded mountain side
Earth tones depicting glacial valley bottoms
A pixelated representation of a massive river system
Beautiful Earth-tones, representing variability in soil color.
Earth-tone colors, representing observed variability in soil color across a portion of Texas.
Photo of a book cover, “Algorithms + Data Structures = Programs” by Niklaus Wirth.
A brightly colored map of the continental United States; the fluorescent green suggests trouble, but what could it mean?
Faustus summoning Mephistopheles, in search of an easy path to knowing everything.
Beach scene, a man stands by a horse looking at the ruins of Lady Liberty.
A photo of a beautiful Leopold 104-key keyboard. Blue and grey key caps.
Video form the point of view of the blade on an Austrian pattern scythe, cutting clover.
A photograph of a cracked sandal, which will probably break mid-stride.
A message from IT staff explaining that they don't know why computers are failing to boot after an update from microsoft, and suggesting not to allow computers to be restarted.
A survey of how one is feeling, similar to what might be displayed in a pediatrician’s office. Near the top of the chart it reads “how do you feel today?”. The chart was created by a child. A pushpin marks 1, on a 10 point scale. Most of the push pin holes are at the low end of the scale.
Nine panels of lines on a black background, demonstrating various parameterizations of the Beta distribution. Line color is based on earth-mover's distance from the curve defined by mean parameters.
Black oak trees and blue sky with clouds
a goofy meme depicting two versions of the same person, one in a feather suit, the other wearing plain clothes