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@dylanbickers.com

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(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.

Shitty Anker dock plugged into a caldigit dock
Screenshot of the words “cybercitizen” and “cyberterrorism”
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White tote bag that reads: “Friends since 1975 Columbus Metropolitan Library”
Bowl of homemade tomato soup with heavy cream garnish, also in frame some salmon cakes dad made
Mug
Corned beef hash and biscuits and gravy
Roasting tomatoes garlic ginger and bay leaf
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Screenshot of previous Anker power bank for under $100
Me in a shirt that reads: “do not talk to me about AI I will *eat a big sandwich*”
Bad effort at a YouTube thumbnail of Mitch McConnell in a wheelchair with a red circle around his head and and arrow pointing to it. Yellow text at the top corners saying “EATEN BY CATS???” and “DEAD???”
Short rib over mushroom risotto plated with reduced gravy from the braising liquid
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Another fried burrito
A burrito I deep fried in oil
A brain profusion scan showing no blood flow to the brain indicating brain death with a turtle on its back superimposed over it
Two backpacks. On the left my orange Tom Bihn Synik 22. On the right my new Tom Bihn Synapse 25 in Ursa (the Dr. Robby bag)
Two halves of a kimchi grilled cheese sandwich stacked on a plate
ddlovato GET A JOB ddlovato STAY AWAY FROM HER
Screenshot of Noah Wyle’s IG story featuring a fan listing of “10 times Noah Wyle was tied to a chair”
Can of Dogfish Head Sea Quench Ale on my back patio table
Screenshot of an Uber Eats notification that reads: TIME SENSITIVE now Uber Eats Give CHRIST a moment to leave your order at the door. You'll get an aler...
Container of Cleveland Kitchen kimchi pickle chips in the trunk of my car
Iced latte with blueberry and butterscotch pecan syrups and oat milk
Steering wheel covered in pepperoni lightly sweating
Shawarma wrap
YouTube thumbnail of several deep-fried pork chops with the video title reading “Japanese giant pork cutlet sandwich - Japanese street food”
Envelope labeled “Dad” propped up against a bottle of Dad’s new favorite whiskey
Gobbue Sproutling minion from FFXIV
I’m a Mac and I’m a pc guys
Voice memo from discord of my joke: “every time bluesky moderation walks back their changes I’m like: ‘triumph of the dril’”
Coq au vin over mashed potatoes
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Road sign of Ohio state route 661
Crumbling into dust/yes honey wojack
Screenshot of page 1 of the DNC 2024 postmortem reading in all caps: “BUILD TO WIN. BUILD TO LAST”
A watermelon white claw with two bracketed portions. The top 2/3 bracketed portion reads, “Damn this tastes good.” The bottom 1/3 bracketed area reads, “I’m ready for the Cubs to hurt me again.”
Parody of the Texas “come and take it” flag: a black star centered on top above an image of a check with text below it reading “give me my check” on a white field
Me, in my Air Force Honor Guard jacket on my knees holding my head in my hands
An homage to MGS2’s opening level: the codex description for an indecent poster found in a locker which reads: “Someone had an indecent poster in the locker. Reminds of old Snake's shenanigans. Damn, I miss the guy.”
Prompt at top of a wirecutter article to ask AI wirecutter finder
Why would the cubs do this to me
Text reading “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.” Over the baseball crank
A search query reading “cream cheese flavors ranked”
In the Burger King logo the following text: “This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.”