Dylan Ilvento

@dylanilvento.com

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Web dev by day and game dev by nights and weekends. Working on Project Lexa at @ward-games.com (projectlexa.com) he/him | dylan@ward-games.com Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ & Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes (2009)
An air quality map of the northeast and midwestern United States. There is a giant, dark splotch going from Michigan to Maryland / New Jersey. There is a drop pin on Richmond, Virginia where the AQI is 191.
Trading card for the video game of Flushed Away.
Tweet that says “accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life”
"More Like This" for Project Lexa, which includes - Outer Wilds - Horizon: Forbidden West - Warhammer 40k: Rouge Trader - Subnautica: Below Zero
That viral contract that went around like a decade ago of someone negotiating with their wife about how many Funko Pops they could buy.
A screenshot of Project Lexa with PlayStation controller glyphs.
The PlayStation face buttons - triangle, circle, square, and cross - in the Lexa art style, displayed in a row in a Photoshop file.
George Clooney in O Brother, Where Art Thou in that scene where he says, "I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
The movie poster for The Lion King 1 1/2, a direct-to-DVD prequel to The Lion King. The poster shows Timon holding Pumbaa aloft on Pride Rock like Rafiki does with Baby Simba in the first movie.
A black cat laying on her side with a wide-eyed look.
Sandblasting cabinet where a dude is blasting paint off some metal piece. He is wearing thick rubber gloves that are mounted to the cabinet and is operating the sandblaster while shielded by the cabinet and a window.
A 2009 XKCD comic titled "Cutting Edge," where someone plays games on a 5 year lag, which means they'll start sharing the Portal "Cake is a Lie" meme long after it has gotten stale.
A screenshot of the game Lexa where the player is mid jump. All you can see is their feet against a background of stars zipping by.
Footage of the game Lexa where most of the frame is a starscape except for the bottom bit where you can see the top of the player character's head as she paces back and forth across the screen.
A screenshot of all of the Star Fox Arwings together in formation. Falco's Arwing is closest to the camera and sports a blue plumage decal on its wing.
Two brackets representing a measure of days. The wider bracket has less days than the narrower one.
A BP gas station sign where the price is FOUR DOLLARS AND THIRTY NINE CENTS.
Our player character from Project Lexa in a T pose with a neutral expression that nonetheless has a feeling of frustration about it.
A black cat sitting in front of a laptop with Unity open on it.
A CPU running at 97 degrees Celsius.
A smiley face that’s not so smiley, cloaked in shadow.
A still from the movie Rudolph's Shiny New Year fearing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Baby New Year, a baby in a diaper and a giant top hat.
Screenshot of Golden Sun with text window open.
Peepy
An alien baby
An out of focus picture of a half of a black cat’s face really close to the camera.
A gray tabby cat laying on her side on a couch, sound asleep. The camera slowly zooms in on her as she lets out numerous sputtery snores out of her nose.
"Hang on I gotta google something real quick" "Ok this is funny"
Forecast for today for Richmond, Virginia. A high of 76, a low of 37, and 95% chance of snow.
A pit in Super Mario Bros that Mario is attempting to jump across.
The Lexa translator UI with all of the elements and gizmos turned on.
An image from my9games.com of my nine favorite games (off the top of my head): - World of Warcraft - Gone Home - Pokemon Crystal - Super Mario Bros. 3 - Halo 3 - The Beatles: Rock Band - Telltale's The Walking Dead - The Last of Us Part II - Dear Esther
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme
WHAT
“You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” meme but it’s “You Wouldn’t Foster a Horse”
yea meme
You can always give AAA franchises to indie studios It's always morally correct
A section of the Bluesky node map with concentrations in two labeled clusters: Video Game Industry Professionals and British Wildlife and Birding Community.
A list of Wikipedia articles that reference Roald Dahl. Some standouts: - World War II spies for the United Kingdom - British World War II flying aces - Vaccination advocates - British anti-Zionists
That wild-ass text to speech program in the movie Blank Check that was visualized with a human mouth that would animate in limited frames when it spoke. This thing is seared into my memory.
SpongeBob freaking out and scaring everyone around him.
The block account option on Bluesky.
Screenshot of Mafia III with a mission objective that says “Rob the Orgy.”
Screenshot of Tactics Ogre
Ctrl+Alt+Del panel where Ethan goes, “For the love of everything fraggable! It’s farkin’ cold in here!”
Streets of Sim City
Allan Miller in Silicon Valley
Headline from PC Gamer: “Dispatch sold over 3 million copies in 2025, and only around five percent of players beat the game without romancing anyone”
My Letterboxd of movies made in 2025, ranked from highest to lowest.
Spongebob meme where each of his eyes are looking and separate directions to read two pages of a book at once. Back cover of the book: "Writing game code that is modular and easily reusable." Front cover of the book: "Writing thousands of pieces of bespoke game code because fuck it."
An Analogue Pocket playing Pokemon Crystal.
The Odyssey logo
Screenshot of Backloggd's Game of the Year 2025 for my profile. It includes: Game of the Year: World of Warcraft: The War Within - Undermine(d) Best Gameplay: Donkey Kong Bananza Best Narrative: Dispatch Best Art Direction: Dispatch Best Multiplayer: Peak
My Steam Replay for 2025 with the following stats: - 34 games played - 103 achievements - 506 sessions - 23 new games Most played games by percentage of playtime: - Grand Theft Auto 4: 25% - Fallout 4: 15% - Skyrim: 11% - UFO 50: 9% - Peak: 8%
Bingo square that says “Keighley Mispronounces Something.”
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page on "grammatical category."