dymphna

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we're so back as possible under the circumstances

B&W photo of Soviet guard dog sitting in the snow. He's holding a combat knife in his mouth and has an smg slung over his neck.
Big metal looking moth on white background—yellow with black cross on wings
two guys. one guy is pointing at a pipe coming out of the ground and saying, "Shall we engage in the timeless ritual of male bonding?"
two dudes and one of the dudes is just burying his face in the other guys' crotch
"all my homies hate" meme, bu tthe dudes have stardust crusaders' faces photoshopped over the original faces. they're wearing s-shrits with thei rstands on them.
poster for Seven Samurai
old timey guy on a telephone
charmingly web 1.0 header for the Morse Telegraph Club, Inc
a textbook called "imagining the internet: personalities, predictions, perspectives" written by janna quitney anderson. the illusrations are extremely 1999
title card: ASSASSIN'S BULLET MISSES TROTZSKY BY AN INCH. IT MUST HAVE GOT A GOOD LOOK AT HIM AND DODGED.
TITLE CARD: AMERICA BIDS FAREWELL TO "RED" AGITATORS
Wikipedia screenshot: Personal Life Rubin has practiced Buddhism and meditation since he was 14 years old.[61][62] He also has a preference for going barefoot for spiritual reasons,[63] a habit that earned him the nickname "barefoot sage".[64]
long-sleeved activeware top with thumb holes in the sleeves
scatterplot of the dimensions of Mom, with axes of fashion/granola, and weird/normal. weird/fashion: cool halloween costumes, offbeat nextflix recommendatinos weird: fanfic weird/granola: elaborate nativity scene, QAnon danger zone, crystals granola: booktok "normal"/granola: thinks about sodium, pussy hat, unfortunate attempt at "healthy" holiday recipe fashion/"normal": zumba, asked her doctor about Ozempic, TJ Maxx home decor
a document called "Sacred Golden Liquid.docx"
On the big night, a bad weather forecast seemed like it might spare the country the humiliation of having the fights go ahead. But God chose to punish us instead, and the cloud passed. Trump, visibly stooped, hobbled in and sat uncomfortably in the front row to listen to a band of US Marines play a tepid rendition of The Boys are Back in Town.
Effete alien jackass sitting on a throne that is being carried by two smaller, oppressed aliens who are struggling under the weight
a Dark Souls guy standing in front of the Bed of Chaos, an infamous Dark Souls boss. The boss bar is titled "Reviewer 2."
Harry leaning on a fencepost. His hand is prominently visible; his knuckle tattoos read "LOVE"
a woman in silhouette at night, holding a shotgun. Harry stands outside her window.
Willa is in her nightgown in the foreground, looking offscreen into the middle distance. Harry looms several paces behind her, looking at her.
A still from the film. Willa is looking at Harry, starry-eyed and infatuated. Harry is looking at her children.
Shelley Winters in Night of the Hunter, outdoors at a fairground, looking offscreen.
A screenshot of wikipedia featuring a photo of a orange-coloured beverage that is captioned "Nondescript grog"
A group of cats around a pile of cat food. A possum is approaching the food pile—a look of apprehension is on his face.
A stately neoclassical building labelled "THE HATER BUILDING"
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An Australian magpie
Magic: the Gathering card: Jumbo Cactuar {5}{G}{G} Creature — Plant 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn. 1/7
Magic: the Gathering Card: Self-Destruct {1}{R} Instant Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power. “Hah! If I’d just left you in the lurch, I’d look like a jerk for all of history!” —Gilgamesh
Stock photo from a famoua ClickHole article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
Teal and grey sprinkles shaped like swords
Background: a lovely place setting. Foreground: finger puppets that depict some of the plagues. They have a cute, cartoony style. "Cattle Plague:" A cow with its tongue sticking out. "Hail:" Inexplicable grinning red-headed guy? "Lice:" A stylized grey insect. "Wild Animals:" A lion. "Boils" is half-visible. He looks a bit like a Mr. Peanut that is covered in bumps. There is also a stack of party hats. The hat on top says "FROGS" in English. There's Hebrew writing on it, which I can't read, but I assume also means "FROGS."
Gaelicat from MTG. 2W mana. Card text: Flying, vigilance As long as you control two or more artifacts, this creature gets +2/+0. “That’s the ticket! Now, let’s get moving to North Mountain!” —Galuf Baldesion