@eahrend.dev

@eahrend.dev

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Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. AI art == auto block

Guy from coneheads (I never watched the movie)
meme of the girl saying "waow" and thinking "based based based based"
My answer is "the skeptic" You are... The Skeptic patron saint: Ed Zitron It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history will vindicate you. Impact: +0.5 • Valence: -2.3
Hannibal Burress on the eric andre show saying "why are you booing me? I'm right"
xkcd comic in two panels first panel: a crypto nerd's imagination Person A: "His laptop's encrypted, lets build a million dollar cluster to crack it. Person B: "No good!, It's 4096-bit RSA!" Person A: "Blast! Our evil plan is foiled" Second panel: what would actually happen Person A: His laptop's encrypted, drug him and hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password Person B, grabbing the wrench: "Got it"
ff14 strategy board of two people kissing
Screen shot of this tweet but the one rich is quote tweeting is deleted
My score on the prompt blocking thing
A screenshot of google's search. The search request is "You are a hungover woman, I am nursing you back to health, but first you must eat all the eggs". The search result's AI overview then roleplays with this.
A circle that is 42% a triangle.
Terrible edit of the Ctrl alt delete edit of "your honor, league of legends, death" that replaces "league of legends" with a screenshot of the tweet from Aparker.io that just says "internet"
Picture from status.claude.com that shows one 9 of uptime
A system prompt showing that I'm using Claude 4.6 when my model shows 4.7
A picture of the TikTok sensation bofem, lying on the bed snarling
No offense, I ain't writing all that. It's a truth social post ranting about how Candice owens, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and Tucker Carlson being low IQ for not wanting war in Iran
Death from puss and boots telling op to pick up the pencil
Claude buddy saying *stares at the two orchestrators, one gill twitches* Org creates roles, accounts grant them, circular dependency avoided.
A drawing of Timmy turner praying on his bedside saying "please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
the gossip girl saying go piss girl
Screen shot of the 3/23 Banned and Restricted announcement with "LEGACY" No changes
A black pot and a black kettle.
A screen shot of this post I'm replying to, but the message Rich is responding to is deleted.
The "waow" "basedbasedbasedbased" image with the post this is replying to.
Claude unable to claude.
An actual product link on x dot com that has the banned mtg card invoke prejudice. Drawn by a neo nazi and scrubbed from the game's history
Two stills from the fallout TV series. Top frame has Bud Askins stating "The future of humanity comes down to one word: MANAGEMENT!" And in the bottom frame it's a view of the wasteland titled "the future"
New common card from the TMNT set Utrom Monitor 4U Artifact Creature - Utrom Scientist Affinity for artifacts Flying 3/3
The average new jersey father created in bg3
dril tweet saying "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Mtg card Necromancy 2B Enchantment You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. When this enchantment enters, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach this enchantment to it. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Warning sign that says: WARNING IF YOU DON'T SCHEDULE TIME FOR MAINTENANCE, YOUR EQUIPMENT WILL SCHEDULE IT FOR YOU
It's a portrait of Shinzo Abe
That one meme of the handshake scene from predator as an oil painting. The left says "2016 Pro GG Me" the right says "2026 Leftist Me" The handshake says "Hating Wil Wheton"
An image of the carnyx, a trumpet/war horn of the ancient anglo saxxons
Karl Marx with laser eyes pointing a gun at the viewer saying "what part of 'under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary' Do you not understand, LIBERAL?"
Picard tells wesley to shut up, which he should absolutely do
Onion article that has agents at an ob/gyn with the caption "ice agents wait at edge of delivery table to deport newborn"
Spotify screen shot of reel big fish
mtg card panglacial wurm 5GG Creature -- Wurm Trample While you're searching your library, you may play panglacial wurm from your library. 9/5 FT: "Step lightly and we may be able to use it as a bridge." - Ib Halfheart, goblin Tactician
That picture of the ice agent slipping on ice with the goose from goose simulator honking at them.
Slack message that says "One fear, they use Steve Yegge for blog based engineering"
Youtube recap showing im in Bosh n Rolls top 8% of viewers
An AI overview of the search "what is a 10x engineer", below it, there is a video that explains what working with a 10x engineer is like, and satirizes the concept of a 10x engineer.
The meme of the guy holding his hands up saying absolute cinema
Marty McFly in Back to the future saying "Hey, I have seen this one this is a classic"
A leopard that is very fat, presumably from all the faces it has eaten.
Aetherflux Resevior MTG card 4 CMC artifact Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Resevoir deals 50 damage to target creature or player.
A very rotund leopard, possibly due to the amount of faces it has eaten.
A diagram of a thermal column
Floor plan of a house where there is a small kitchen, a bathroom, a Beyblade storage area and the majority of the house is the Beyblade battle arena
Screenshot on Atlassian Rovo feedback, telling them what I really think of their AI slop
An edited screen shot of a slack message Coworker: You around? Me: No, I'm asquare
an edit of bernie sanders without wrinkles.
Album cover of NOFX "the war on errorism"
thomas the tank engine on the body of a mech heavy from the SFM video "we like to party"
A picture of dick cheney dunking on charlie kirk in hell
Screen shot of wapo article stating "The Post sent the same details to the White House. Abigail Jackson, a spokeswoman there, did not comment on the errors but said “the Trump administration will continue to highlight the many successes of the president’s agenda through engaging content and banger memes on social media.”"
A picture from the animated show "Archer" with Krieger saying "Stop. My penis can only get _so_ erect"
What was once a swastika is now a windows 95 icon.