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Andrew Cuomo looking like Andrew Cuomo.
Bluesky screenshot of Senator Adam Shiffs acount saying “Wow."
Orange and white shark making a grouchy face fruit, snacks inside” is displayed overhead wihth a cutout for its fin.
A map of iran in green and brown with tthe brown showing the mountains.
Pixelated extreme closeup of lips.
A bespecticled man against a blue backround holding his hand up with “us and isreal attack iran” behind him.
trump mouth
lips ab=nd chin of musk very close
Screenshot of google trends comparing the phrase “do not” to the contraction don’t. Do not is trending up and finally ecliplses don’t a few years ago.
Scowling pixelated man wearing a leather vest, a grey undershirt, a skull codpeice and leather boots from some old game i dont remeber which
Bat with mustache
Painting of weird slime face with its mouth open showing the other side while a number of nude and slighty beastial people cavort past and in the top right conener little demons swirl its fucking amazing.
A ms paint meme i stole it has three panels the first is a stick man holding a pencil above a sheet of paper that ays “nonono, i am an absolute ethics MASTER, check this out…” the second panels shows him writing “whatever THE LAW SAYS and the last panel is him looking quite self satisfied.
A chart of federal prisoners, 43 percent are drug offenses, around 4 percent are for fraud and bribery.
The weird mixed packs of vitimins they always have in bodegas.
Crude CGI man in front of film reel. Tom Cruise Hediecker Jr in his CGI version commissioned by Tim Heidecker after his passing.
closeup of smiling drink creature
Smiling anthropomophized fast food drink cup with muppet eyes
Smiling mcdonalds drink thing, a good quality illustration with muppetesqe googly eyes on a rich cobalt blue backround the quality of the art is realyl impressive for a mcdonalds ad
Cheerful chocolate liquid creature eating fudepop while giving a thumbs up sign, the title “GLOPPY” is above his head and he is situated in the multicolored path of a board game.
Very nice quality old photograph of boss tweed.
Anti-Trans bigot Graham Linehan not even a terribe picture of him.
A red gummy bear the size of a turkey being carved like one against a white backdrop.
A screenshot of a promenent bluesky user that makes it clear I don’t follow him. He is saying something which isn’t of much note.
Photo of man in wifebeater looking over his shaulder in front of a urinal. The man is a photo but he is in a crude cgi environment, has a cgi cowboy hat and is smoking a cgi ciggaret.
The famous picture of sigmund freud with the cigar.
American flag burning
Extreme dumbos who say “‘the left did to garland what the right did to faucyi and its wqually evil and unforgivable” and then 5 other extreme dumbos agree with the first dumbo.
Cake with a green guy made of icing and “forg” written on it.
Marisa Kabas says, on this very website: "Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman” another user of this website who i have anonymized out of an abudence of cuation say s” Exactly. Looking forward to Discovery.
starmers little mouth
Scene from the ancient skech comedy show upright citizens brigade with the caption “im just so tired of all these star wars” from the sketch where a guy claimed he was in the film and said that and crudley edited himself into the film to prove it
andrew cuomo
closeup of porcelain pig on two legs playing a saxaphone
Angel pig playing some sort of horn
porcine pig playing saxaphone on two legs in a way washed out product photo
pig playing saxophone, plastic or porclen figure, vaugly wimsical but not too whimsical
Possum baby with pope had and vaugly religious staff
Bluesky person named hank green with redish hair and glasses ina professional portrait for his avatar says “fraud disgusts me for a lot of reasons but one is that stealing suusally require that you find blah blaH"
Chuck shumer with a corona extra pretty zoomed it.
Goerbles making a dork hand gesture with AG Sulzbergers face crudley pasted on
Black and white happy skull, howling with laughter
Two “skeets” one by the user Hypervisble talks about a study that says wealthy europeans live longer than wealthy americans and one by the user Catbus who posts a picture of what seems to be some sort of poptart combo snack called cruchy poppers that looks terrible.
happy troll doll with cheerful pink hair
Steven crowder, a dark haired main in a blue shirt, is drinking coffee at a little table that says male privilage is a myth change my mind. A very famous meme.
Tubby fellow with a beard and notable teardrop eye tatto standing infront of a conferate and trump flag.
The aliens from plan 9 from outer space, who are just people with shiny suits.
Large fellow with a white had and pericing eyes. William M Tweed.
Mathrew Lesko, a middle age white man wearing a blue suit with question marks on it mugging for the camera in a way that hes a tad to old to be doing.
Bill Deblasio in an over the shoulder profile shot with high key lighting.
Famous canadian ikea monky. A small monkey wearing a shearling coat.
A grainy vide frame with a tiny blurry figure in the center of teh frame.
A guy with a lenin with glowing eyes pfp says he knows how to make a comptuer.
Badly edited meme of guy looking at “why does eveyrone love neil gaimany so much"
A user on this website who has snitchtagged merick garland adn the DOJ
Closeup of zuckerbergs talisman. it’s very low resolution like the soul of zuckerberg himself.
Verticle crop of Mark Zuckerberg to emphasize his idiotic gold chain that makes him look so stupid.
Adorable goat with white eyes and a peice of straw in its mouth.
Two cute black and white goats.