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Panel 1: a man wearing aface with the letters "ADHD" on it throws up his hands and exclaims "I have so many ideas!" Panel 2: a man in a tie next to him asks "Good ideas?" Panel 3: ADHD man stares at him Panel 4: the man in the tie repeats himself asking "Are they good-" The ADHD man interupts saying "No" firmly
Panel 1: a guy in a cap is handing another guy a baggy with a pill in it. He says "You get that E for tonight?" the guy in the hat responds "yeah man check it out" Panel 2: The E pill is shaped like a one eyed minion from the Dispicable Me movies Panel 3: the guy now looks disappointed Panel 4: he says "I don't even wanna fuckin do it now"
Panel 1: two guys texting while a dot is far in the distance Panel 2: one of the guys says "did uhhh you hear trump cut funding to Bear Control?" the dot in the distance is getting a little bigger Panel 3: They both text in silence as the dot gets even closer and now appears to be a bear Panel 4: The other guy looks up from his phone and says "what?" while the bear is not upon them ready to devour and kill them
Panel 1: a sign reads "Welcome to Hell! like life but worse" Panel 2: Lindsey Graham says "I certainly hope no big strong demons have their way with me!" Panel 3: A door sign reads "Welcome to HR! like hell but worse" Panel 4: Lindsey graham sits on a giant chair while a Satan explains to him "You're making a lot of demons very uncomfortable, Lindsey"
Panel 1: a poorly drawn chuck schumer says to another poorly drawn guy "Give money to me, Chuck Schumer to defeat fascism!" Panel 2: the guy says "hmmm okay" and hands him money Panel 3: Chuck schumer goes up to a big guy with a hat and sunglasses and says "hey fascist! Take this!" Panel 4: Chuck schumer throws the moeny at the fascist while the guy from the first two panels shouts "Chuck schumer, noooo!"
Panel 1: A reporter with pointy hair says "Good Evening, folks! I'm Ash Grably" in the corner a box reads fox "news" with the word news in quotes Panel 2: Ash continues "The woke left are once again being hypocrites!" Panel 3: A picture of a turtle is on screen while Ash says "Save the Turtles is what these hippies say" Panel 4: A picture of a man with a sign that reads "Die Faster Mitch" is on screen. Ash continues "and yet they root for the death of Mitch M-" he is cut off by someone yelling "Cut to Commercial!"
Senator Mitch McConnell has historically maintained close ties with the tobacco industry, consistently ranking as one of Congress's top recipients of tobacco campaign funds. Representing Kentucky, a major tobacco-producing state, his relationship with firms like Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds has drawn significant attention over his political career. W Center for Public In... +3 • Legislative Support & Industry Ties: Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, leaked internal documents revealed that representatives from major tobacco companies actively guided McConnell's legislative strategy. His office utilized industry-drafted talking points and received assistance from tobacco attorneys to craft bills-such as the 1999 Litigation Fairness Act-aimed at protecting tobacco corporations from government lawsuits and
Panel 1: in a living room a woman asks a doctor “what stage is his dementia, doctor?” As an old man sits in a chair behind them Panel 2: the doctor responds while looking at his clipboard “I’m afraid be’s stuck in a series of boomer back in my day comics” Panel 3: the old man in the chairs says “Call me old school but when i was young you could go outside without checking 20 apps first!” Panel 4: the woman cries into her sleeve and the doctor pats her back
Panel 1: a scientist stands next to a robot (left) and a man (right). He happily says to the man while pointing at the robot "and so I put in a Friend-chip (trademark) in his brain so he can't hurt people" Panel 2: the robot immediately rips the friend-chip out of his head Panel 3: the robot begins strangling the scientist and says "Kill you forever" Panel 4: The man watching the robot kill the scientist says "How could this have happened??"
Panel 1: text reads “Me in like 40 years” Panel 2: an old version of me sits scowling holding a beer at a bar. Two young men behind me say “this bar is totally retro!” “Yeah!” Panel 3: the young men continue “they even have the social distancing floor stickers from the pandemic!” “Rad!” They begin taking pictures. Panel 4: old me says “why won’t I die?”
Panel 1: a man doing a funny pose says "I sure hope inconvient thing™ doesn't happen!" Panel 2: a box marked "an even worse thing ™" falls from the sky Panel 3: the man is surprised Panel 4: text reads "Written and Directed by the angry version of god from the old testament"
meme of Falcon from Falcon and Winter Soldier saying "He's outta line, but he's right"
Panel 1: an employee with a brief case frowns as a small floating robot with one red eye says "Worker 69X420LOL: your butt-chip says you are 2 minutes late" Panel 2: the small robot pulls out a taser and says "Prepare to have your balls tased after a 3 minute ad" Panel 3: The employee begs "Please just tase my balls!" Panel 4: The whole thing was a day dream of all around horrible person, Elon musk. He is wearing a shirt that says "Grimes, take me back". An employee who is trying to get his attention says "Excuse me mr. musk?" and elon responds "You're interrupting my day dreaming!"
Panel 1: Guy 1 says to Guy 2 "Did you here the trump administration accidentally created Godzilla?" Panel 2: Guy 2 says "What? Nah uh" closing his eyes and crossing his arms. Guy 1 has his hands on his hips and stares blankly Panel 3: Guy 2 looks over at Guy 1 and see's he is still standing with his hands on his hips Panel 4: Guy 2 takes out his phone to look it up while saying "They...they probably didn't do that!". Guy 1 looks pleased that Guy 2 fell for his joke.
Image of crying smiling trump wojak meme with trump tweet written over. Tweet reads “Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he's finally gone!”
Artivles headlines “we tested the trump mobile phone. It was 9 months late and no longer made in the US” -NBC news “The trump phone is exactly the bad deal you expected” -Tech Advisor
Panel 1: a recurring character Otto Frauderson is seen holding a chain saw! There is a giant red x through the image. The text reads "It it definitely illegal to destroy an ai data center" Panel 2: Otto approaches a local library. the text reads "What IS legal is printing their locations at your local library...." Panel 3: Otto is handing out fliers to strangers who are smiling. a small map is above them that shows the way to a data center. The text reads "Then distributing it as handy dandy information" Panel 4: a man holding binoculars sweats. In the reflection of the binoculars are people having a party. The text concludes "Knowledge is power!. And boy do data centers use a lot of it"
Panel 1: 2 guys stand next to each other. One is wearing a shirt with a volcano drawn on it and the other wears a red hat that says "Magma" similar to a red "Maga" hat. He says "I'm so excited for the Volcanic Convention today!" Panel 2: a car pulls up very fast and they both turn around Panel 3: a man yells out of the car window "Hey I hope that giant orange fuck, explodes!" Panel 4: The guys smile and wave and one says "haha us too!" as the man speeds away
Text: Since taking office in January 2025, former and current President Donald Trump has added an estimated $1.4 billion to $4 billion to his personal fortune. This massive financial growth is largely driven by business ventures connected to his presidency rather than his presidential salary. * The New Yorker +3
Panel 1: Man 1 points to man 2 and says "I'm gonna fuckin kill you!" Panel 2: Man 2 says "You're making me sad!" Panel 3: Man 1 holds a shovel and says "Then I'm gonna bury you on my front lawn!" Panel 4: Man 2 says "You're making me sod?"
Panel 1: A happy little man on the sidewalk exclaims "Now that gas is so expensive maybe we can find alternate fuel sources!" Panel 2: The sky satillite laser (specifically from Akira) shoots a thin blue beam down from outer space Panel 3: the happy little man still smiling is directly under the blue beam. 2 people accross the street are puzzled as to what is happening Panel 4: a giant beam engulfs the smiling man and he is instantly vaporized as the two onlookers helplessly scream for their lives.
a picture of Homer's Web page from the Simpsoms which features floating worms, toasters with wings, bells, alarm clocks, mouths and a dancing Jesus.
Panel 1: the boss walks up to Johnsons cubicle and says "Heeeeey, buddy" Panel 2: The boss continues "So it's not your fault but there were some budget cuts and we have to put you down" Panel 3: Johnson looking very concerned says "...You mean let me go?" Panel 4: The boss is now loading a shot gun rifle and says "Please don't make a scene"
Panel 1: A man in a tie is with his son on some grass at a park. The man smiling says to his son "Hey son, why don't you go talk to that lonely kid over there?" Panel 2: in the distance there is a child standing by a tree. The father continues "Sometimes it's hard for people to make friends. It's nice to help people like that" Panel 3: from a distance behind them a man with glasses yells "Hey! Is that John?" Panel 4: The father hunches over and quietly says "God FUCKING dammit, it's god damn Peterson"
Panel 1: a smiling man finds a conference room with a sign that reads "Socialist Meet n Greet" Panel 2: Now holding a beverage the man stands in the center of a small crowd of people who are mingling and talking to each other. His thought bubbles says "Mustn't let them know that I haven't read 1984" Panel 3: The man says outloud "Oh man, it's like 1984 out there, huh?" Everyone turns to him Panel 4: Everyone smiles and reaffirms his statement. 4 word bubbles appear from the crowd that read "Oh 100%" " Now we're talkin'" "This guy gets it" and "good take"
Panel 1: The boss is giving a presentation. The board says "review". The boss says "Alright everyone, pay attention" Panel 2: Henderson (a recurring character) has a thought bubble that reads "I wonder if my dustbuster got delivered" Panel 3: Jessica (a recurring character) has a thought bubble that shows an image of her shooting robots while she says "I'll save you from the robots!" Panel 4: Johnson (a recurring character) has a thought bubble of the DVD screen saver that features a DVD logo bouncing around a blank screen.
Tired man smoking cigarette meme
Panel 1: Two stick figures next to each other. One has an arrow that reads "Me" the other has an arrow that reads "My old coworker". The old coworker says "Can you fix my Word doc?" the other replies "Sure, Petey!" Panel 2: The younger stick figure is seated in front of Petey's computer screen with the Word doc opened. The screen reads "Warning: Removing this box will cause computer to explode" Panel 3: The young coworker stares blankly at the screen with Petey behind him also staring blankly. Panel 4: He turns and asks "Petey, how did you do this?". Petey shrugs and says "I don't know"
Disturbed man looking at a real trump tweet that reads “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 7.08k ReTruths 30.1k Likes 4/5/26, 8:03 AM”
Panel 1: Johnson and Henderson are standing holding drinks while musical notes float above them indicating music is playing. Johnson says "Oh shoot! This is my favorite song!" Panel 2: Johnson snaps his fingers and joyfully listens to the tune with his eyes closed. Henderson says "Oh nice" Panel 3: Johnson continues enjoying the song while Henderson stands there. Panel 4: Henderson says "Anyway like I was saying"- Johnson interupts saying "I just told you this was my favorite song"
Panel 1: Reoccuring characters Johnson and Interdimensional Man (IDM for short) walk out of a portal. IDM exclaims "BEHOLD" Panel 2: IDM says "A dimension where the third panel is bread" Panel 3: I used a scissor and literally cut out the characters and put them on half a slice of sourdough bread. Panel 4: Johnson asks "Is the guy who writes these doin okay?" IDM says "No"
Panel 1: A giant (from folktales such as Jack and the Beanstalk) stands in front of a giant meat grinder with his hand on the crank. Two humans stand on the counter terrified. On says "Oh dear God!" Panel 2: Human 1 says to human 2 "That giant wants to grind our bones to make his bread!" Panel 3: Human 2 smuggly closes his eyes and says "A rising tide lifts all boats!" Panel 4: Human 2 does a cannonball dive into the meat grinder while human 1 stands and looks horrified
Panel 1: panel 1 shows a series of oddly shaped buildings with a sign saying "Casino" Panel 2: a man excalims "Gah! I hate this machine!" Panel 3: he continues "It makes me feel like a loser" Panel 4: He is revealed to be standing in front of an atm
Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man “we should tax billionaires” Panel 2: the other man starts screaming and ripping out his own hair Panel 3: he continues screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and rips off his own shirt Panel 4: the man with the tie slowly backs away as the other man begins floating with his arms out as blood and shadows fill the room. He chants a mysterious font that actually translates to “sacrifice the poor”
Panel 1: Henderson (a regular character known for his black tie and glasses) says to Jessica (another regular character) "I'm not trying to be mean, Jessica" Panel 2: Henderson continues "But this 'clean your dog poop' sign, is not good." Jessica responds "Whaaat, why not??" Panel 3: Henderson says "Okay well firstly, it says the fine is 1 million dollars" Jessica responds "hehe yeah" Panel 4: Henderson says "Secondly it says Stone Cold Steve Austin will come get them" Jessica responds "I emailed him!"
Panel 1: a man is on the train on his phone and says "Hey let me call you back. I'm on the train and I don't want to be THAT guy" Panel 2: to the mans surprise, the other passengers begin applauding and cheering Panel 3: You can see the man smile as people around him say things like "What a guy!" and "So considerate!" Panel 4: Exiting the subway car, the man is now wearing a crown and a sash that reads "Subway King" while holding a scepter. He says into his phone "Hey, I'm back"
A man in a red hat screams in anger and rips off his own head
Panel 1: a man sits next to a wall with bricks exposed brick and remarks "God, I am just a sucker for exposed brick" Panel 2: a zoom out reveals he is sitting in a dungeon chained to the wall with skeletons on the ground
Panel 1: Two guys in kitchen (one wearing a tie). The one without a tie says "Hey mom, what type of pasta are we having tonight?" Panel 2: Guy in tie says "Yeah and tell us the shape not the name" Panel 3: The mom stares at them both with a judgemental face Panel 4: She points to the pot and says "It's spagehtti shaped"
Panel 1: a man stands in the street with his arms out and says "I'm Johnny Smith and I'm running exclusively on the promise of kicking trump in the dick" a caption reads "This ad paid for by Johnny Smith" Panel 2: the press is asking questions. A man with glasses raises his hand and says "New York Times. Do you have a stance on anything else at all?" Johnny is behind a podium with a sign that says "Vote Johnny or else" he responds "No" Panel 3: a woman from the press raises her hand and says "CNN. a lot of your opponents say you won't be able to do it" Johnny responds "I'm the only one willing to TRY" Panel 4: a news anchor reads "Donald trump is reportedly 'scared out of his mind' by Smith's giant lead in all the polls." A caption below reads "Trump moved to bunker" the news channel is called Newsy news
Panel 1: a bald man sits on the train across from another man with a mustache wearing a Carhartt Jacket Panel 2: The bald man thinks to himself "Is that a cool Carhartt guy or a racist Carhartt guy?" Panel 3: The man in the Carhartt jacket begins reading Das Kapital by Karl Marx. The bald man sees this and thinks "Oh nice!" Panel 4: The man in the Carhartt Jacket thinks to himself "I wish this skinhead would stop staring at me"
Panel 1: title reads "Me Everyday for Some Reason" Panel 2: a man ready for work is about to open his front door to leave Panel 3: He hesitates Panel 4: The man says "Brain, what happens if I don't go to work?" Brain: "Landlord take house" Man: "Dang"
Panel 1: a tv screen has a news headline reading "ICE Kills Woman" a young man looking worried says "I really don't know what to do here, Grandpa" Panel 2: The Grandpa, sitting on the couch behind him throws up his arms and says "I keep tellin' ya! Get some friends, don black, leave your phones, slash their tires and throw some bricks!" Panel 3: The young man responds "And...that will fix things?" Panel 4: Grandpa looking puzzled responds "Fix?"
Panel 1: a man is being chased by zombies. He shouts "AHHHH! It's the ADHD zombies!" Panel 2: another man wearing all black holding a gun appears behind the zombies and shouts "Hey skull suckers!" Panel 3: He throws a tangled up chord at the zombies and says "untangle this knotted up cord!" Panel 4: the zombies try to untangle the chord while the two men escape. The man in all black says "Let's go. That won't last long" the other man stutters "T-Thank you!"
Panel 1: a guy in a white tie says to a man in a black tie “Did you hear!? That pedophile invaded Venezuela!” Panel 2: the guy in the black tie says “Do you mean that pedophile who is mentioned over 1,000 times in the epstein files?” Panel 3: “yeah that pedophile with 28 sexual assault allegations who was found liable for the sexual abuse towards E. Jean Carrol” Panel 4: “wow. He sure will try anything to distract us from the fact he’s a pedophile!” “Pedophiles gonna pedophile”
Panel 1: a guy is writing the date and accidentally writes "01/01/2025" Panel 2: The guy says "Fuck" Panel 3: The date is easily corrected as he draws a 6 over the 5 to read "2026" because 5 looks a little like 6 Panel 4: The guy says "Oh niiiiiiiice"
Panel 1: a guy says to his wallet "Say Mr. Wallet!" the wallet responds "Yo" Panel 2: the guy continues "If my phone has my debit card and metro card, what do you do?" Panel 3: The wallet responds "Great question" Panel 4: The wallet continues "I identify your corpse"
Panel 1: a man happily throws away art supplies while next to his laptop. The laptop has a face and is also smiling. The man exclaims "The ai can make the art for me!" Panel 2: The man is now holding a copy of Fallout New Vegas and the movie Batman. He excalims "The ai can play this game for me! The ai can watch this movie for me!" Panel 3: The man is walking away from a sunset where he has left his laptop and exclaims "The ai can watch a beautiful sunset and flect on life for me!" Panel 4: The man is in a sleeping pod from the movie the Matrix and exclaims "The ai can experience what is fundamentally basic human life while I sleep in my nice warm Matrix goo!"
Panel 1: a man sits on the computer in a bedroom. His eyes have rings around them as he stares at the screen. Another man (presumably his roommate) stands in his door way also tired and holding a glass of water. His roommate says "Dude it's like 2 am. Why are you up" Panel 2: the man at the desk responds "Playing sleep simulator" Panel 3: We see his computer screen has a man in an old night cap is asleep in bed with an unlit canlde at his bedside. The options above him are "Sleep more" "Turn" and "Fluff pillow". The man selects "sleep more and clicks on it" Panel 4: The man at the desk says with a smile "Oh yeah that's the stuff"