eastyjet

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Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.

wiki article for Abdullah Quilliam stating that he was born William Henry Quilliam
the CNN will.i.am hologram on the night of the 2008 election
A bowl of delicious ramen
Napoleon at Waterloo w/ speech bubble
luxury ice cream van in *that* font, you know, the Waitrose one
Peppa pig toy with alphabet buttons
Lotto scratchcard: It’s time to beat the chasers!
Mother Root ginger non-alcoholic aperitif
Tweet by normal_now about by
Ned Flanders: “ooh, kicking and screaming, please”
Long and short is, on Sunday, just after I dropped our boys off at their friends, my husband asked me if we had the house alone and more importantly, do I have a minute. I said yes and he sat me down then got out this printed poster for some sort of orgy and started explaining to me the concept of a 'gaycation'. How it's where straight men go to somewhere with "sun, sand and booze" and "become gay" for the duration of the trip but that's fine because it doesn't actually count, because "what happens on the gaycation, stays on the gaycation". I was just completely silent and mortified, even moreso when he said he was looking into booking a trip to Ibiza next year with his BIL (his sister's husband) to experience it for himself. When he finally let me speak I just said, I need him to be clear with me, is he gay? Because if yes, that's "okay" but we need to figure out what happens going forward. I didn't let myself get angry or upset, I was just...stunned. He swore up and down how he's not gay and he's 100% attracted to women and of course still loves me and our boys. So I said well do you think you're bi maybe and he got very defensive, saying how I need to drop the accusations and that this is the beauty of the gaycation, it allows straight men to "experience" gayness without actually being gay and how it's like going to an aquarium???
Jeremy Irons
The birds have vanished down the sky. Now the last cloud drains away. We sit together, the mountain and me, until only the mountain remains.
a screenshot from Victoria 3 showing Britain having split in two, with one half labeled "Greater Manchester"
Statler and Waldorf from the muppets
‘Jason figured it out?’ From The Good Place but it says City AM
that lady who drove her car onto an elevated light rail line in Seattle
an e-scooter with an umbrella mounted to the handlebars
A map comparing the Chinese high speed rail network between 2008 and 2020
The back of a Chinese car with a model badge that says ‘DEFEDNER’ (sic)
Aunt Sarah from Derry Girls
Niles Crane serving cunt in an all white linen outfit
minister from the Clarke and Dawe sketch "Bob Collins, Australian Senator"
a coal fired power plant
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam <bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
A Facebook ad for Polymarket offering bets on League of Legends. Underneath is a spam comment: I bought them. My child loves them—they don’t make her feet feel stuffy, the color matches the picture perfectly, and they’re soft and don’t stick to her teeth. She loves wearing them while I’m doing laundry or cooking. Now that I’m a mom of two, I hope our whole family stays safe and sound in the future. 🙏🏻
the "Magnesium-Based Lifeform" thought from Disco Elysium
Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes in Rising Sun
Obi wan and Anakin
Here is the agenda for the day. 10am: Keir Starmer holds a press conference in Downing Street. Morning: Kemi Badenoch is in Solihull to announce the Conservatives’ plan for a “national pothole patrol”.
Big Boss smiling
Dennis Hopper inhaling from a gas mask in Blue Velvet
Headline: Monty Don issues warning to anyone cutting their grass in March Daily Mirror
A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was "anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth," according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.
A billboard that was put up on election day 2019 with a sinister picture of Jeremy Corbyn and the caption “would you trust this man with your children?”
Some delicious yakgwa (a traditional Korean honey cake)
A sign outside a restaurant in Chinese with a picture of the Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney offering Wellington lobster and a bottle of wine for ¥588
The dril tweet "girls are my wife constantly" but "girls are" is replaced with "Shmi is"