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@easydoesit.bsky.social

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Level 1 Diagnostic-runner, self-sealing stem bolt enthusiast

goku handing you your clown license. congratulations.
roger clemens in the worst fit you’ve ever seen. oversized black sports coat, pastel-purple checkered button-down and ehat appears to be acid-washed denim
a screenshot from the home alone 2: lost in new york video game for snes. harry & marv are behind bars and harry’s speech bubble reads: “marv, you turkey, shut up!”
a screen shot from a post on the squirrels subreddit, in which a generic photo of a squirrel is captioned with the following: “I felt like we were forming a connection than he turned on me,... dug his sharp fengs into my flesh. He traded the sanctuary of my trust for the fleeting currency of deceit and agression. At the blink of an eye, we went from nursing a strong Kinship to , to him sinking his piercing ivories”
a baby shoe on the warning track at Citi Field
‘family dog’ for SNES
a person is surrounded by hazards and keys to locked puzzle doors; chip’s challenge for windows (america)
youtube screencap of two people soyfacing in front of an image of comedian and streamer Limmy with the caption: “FIRST TIME SEEING SCOTTISH COMEDY LIMMY’S SHOW”
“this” pointing meme screenshot
seinfeld’s david puddy sitting on the couch
King Cold from Dragonball Z
daniel craig with long hair
agent cooper in twin peaks: the return with his face overlaid on a wider shot of him
a stack of prop board games in a staged living room that includes “OBVIOUSLY!”, “DO YA PUNK?”, “Dark Tower”, and “READ ‘EM & WEEP”
yakko looking at a smartphone, presumably reading an obnoxious bluesky post where someone is being annoying
max fischer from rushmore with a speech bubble
hillary clinton staring at a normal kitchen and tall bamboo plants with a confused and slightly frightened expression like it’s an alien planet
screenshot from Peep Show of Mark on the local news for drinking in the park anti-socially
still from “fat feet” (1966): “directed by red grooms”
a framed photo of noted racist and alleged comedian rob schneider holding up an autographed bowling pin that includes the phrase “you can do it!” beneath snapchat text that reads: “believe in yourself and anything is poss”
goku charging up a spirit bomb and the spirit bomb is labeled “it”
cb bucknor
tom cruise as dr. bill harford in eyes wide shut crying at the sight of a mask on a pillow
Jack Nance talking on the phone in Twin Peaks
screengrab of a World Baseball Classic broadcast in which an umpre (old, white) appears wet and red
screenshot of a youtube video’s comments section with two comments: @JustJezBeingJez • Зу ago Reliving this because this is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of comedic material ever. a reply: @LOVEHAS1JOYRAINS • 2y ago Mother Father of all creation our creators are playing this video to reach out to u! Our parents are here IN THE PHYSICAL FLESH!! Phone home and be home for blessings! Luna above these comments, a youtube video is paused on a black-and-white photo of a young Andrew Dice Clay doing standup.
the Ella McCay billboard with a pinkish hue
veronica taylor, voice of ash ketchum, being interviewed on a news show
dale cooper’s superimposed face from the last episode of twin peaks: the return
a recommended youtube video which is a clip from the movie moneyball and the title is “Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball”
weed strain review: “In my room i smoked a joint of this flower ... Started to listening music .. next chapter what i realized. I making a drummer performance to the plastic bottles ( Pepsi, mayonnaise, ketchup ) While I listened the music ... Making the show like i am the rockstar and they are my fans ... Was weird .. Highly recommend to stay home and feel something gorgeous ...”
meghan mccain on twitter, 5/13/2010: “Give me the beach boys and free my soul!”
the big vacant hole next to the stamford town center with the text “stamford mentioned”
goku handing you a clown license. congratulations.
goku handing you a clown license
Buzzfeed headline: Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Revealed That Their Whole Family Sleeps In The Same Bedroom, But They're So Gassy That They Didn't Realize There Was A Rotting Smell Coming From Their Mattress Pad
screenshot from twin peaks the return of a text that says “:-) ALL.”
"He followed that no-he-didn’t-just-say-that-did-he performance this week by adding a series of plaques underneath portraits of past presidents on the wall of the Colonnade at the White House that brazenly denigrated some of his predecessors. In effect, he bronzed some of his cartoonish social media juvenilia and bolted it to the taxpayer-owned building where two Roosevelts, John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan once lived."
bert kreischer's unsettling-looking spatchcocked chicken, which looks like it got burnt really bad and then infected by the flood from the halo video games. it's sitting on a rack that just came out of the oven.
epic handshake meme: ron livingston and gi (planeteer) grasping hands and believing in the power of water
adam sandler in "punch drunk love" carrying a whole ass display case of pudding through a grocery store
goku handing you your official clown license
the "best of hawaii & ireland" frozen dinner from beau is afraid
screen grab from an episode of the adventures of pete & pete: someone is holding a photograph of mr. tastee — ice cream-shaped helmet and all — posing in front of the new york city skyline with the twin towers prominently displayed
al pacino "what a picture" meme
homer simpson failing to build a barbecue pit in four frames
from the Business Insider article: "Almost paradoxically, it wasn't Altman's speech that shifted my mindset — it was the audience's questions. Students and professors from all backgrounds asked about massive societal changes, like what happens when AI causes 80% unemployment. Whether you believe that's likely or not, the fact that so many people were seriously engaging with AI's potential made me realize I should probably start paying attention to the technology."
screenshot from 'a serious man', from the "just look at that parking lot" scene
joe maddon in a cubs hat and glasses
michael cooke in mulholland drive
Business Insider headline: “Friends say special counsel Robert Mueller is 'the kind of man' who flicks lights on and off to tell them it's time to leave”
Dr Naomi Wolf on Twitter: “No! No!!”
guy from Look Around You writing something down
lemonheads mascot: big grinning lemon-headed bastard with a bowtie and a cowlick
captcha that prompts users to select squares containing fire hydrants. the image features a yellow fire hydrant and a red thing that can be described as a fire hydrant-adjacent object in that it shares many of the same characteristics but lacks the traditional fire hydrant shape.
kerr smith as “carter” in final destination (2000): ”i’m never going to die.”
the label on a box of q-tips: “two tips. endless possibilities.”
joe biden c. 2024 wearing a MAGA hat. he’s never been happier.
scene from the big lebowski where walter says someone "is not the issue here"
the mute symbol found in the picture bryan posted