Eyeska Swansong

@eaterofash.bsky.social

508 Followers 674 Following

Come for the low-frequency (maybe?) personal commentary, stay for the art reposts. Loves games, esoteric things, and yelling. Definitely an adult. (18+) she/her

A wedge-style homemade air cleaner made from two furnace filters and a grey and white box fan. It has a shroud (partial cover over the fan) made from cardboard covered by rainbow duck tape, and the cardboard blocking airflow on the top also has been covered with pink-to purple holographic vinyl. It's extremely retro.

A gif of Hudson Williams on Jimmy Fallon, carefully enunciating "cock sack" as "cuck sack" (to get it past the censors) as Jimmy attempts to do the same.

A white-on-black magnet on a silver fridge that reads "Runs On [STIMVLANTS]".

STIMVLANTS is written in silver Sharpie on a piece of electrical tape over the original word

Sticker on the side of a metal fixture with an unflattering black & white photo of Danielle Smith (current Alberta Premier) scowling, surrounded in text reading "DANIELLE SMITH TRAITOR AND A TURD". There are stars and lettering coloured in red, white, and blue, clearly intended to evoke the flag of the USA.

A zoomed in picture of a handwritten sign on a door reading "Please don't let the dogs out"

Peter Quince, a black and white exceedingly fluffy cat, is at rest in his neutral-toned cat bed. His back leg is stuck out from the bed, presumably for temperature control and/or Sleep Aerodynamics.

An orange dimensional portal showing the butt of a wombat exiting through the portal; a section of empty space; followed by a blue dimensional portal with the wombat entering through it.

Underneath are stylized letters similar to those used in the Mortal Kombat games, reading "PORTAL WOMBAT"

Caller ID for an outgoing call to Premier Rachel Notley

Facebook message that link may be broken or page might have been removed.

A photo of a laser woodcut sign with a clipart raccoon in a trash can with writing that reads "just because you trash-can doesn't mean you trash-should"

Your ∆Eok JND
0.0029
Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.

A post from @gofrankgo.bsky.social reading "Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!" accompanied by an iconic image of Abraham Simpson, well-known Grampa from The Simpsons, looking angry and raising his fist in the air.

A black and white fluffy cat, aka Duke Peter Quince, Duke of Crimes and He Of No Spine, lounges on a cat tree on his side, fluffy belly exposed, facing the camera with the top of his head closer to his rear feet and tail than his chin is.

A black and white drawing of a person with long hair in a plaid shirt and jeans bent way forward, grappling with an enormous load on their back, their face twisted with pain and/or anguish as chips of rock fall onto the cracking ground under them.

Weighing them down is an enormous rock sculpture of 3D letters, reading "PROJECTIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPECTATIONS".

Photo of a straight knitting needle case, made from a patterned fabric showing anatomically correct skulls surrounded by blue, red, and purple florals on a black background, a complimentary medium grey fabric, and a bright blue ribbon.

A photograph of All of Us Murderers, a novel by KJ Charles

A movie cover/poster for the movie SHARKULA, bearing a darkened sky, a bright full moon, lightning, and bats flapping over an ocean of blood, and the no doubt titular character: a red-eyed great white with a gaping mouth brimming with teeth - and two prominent fangs in its upper jaw.

Hudson Williams on Jimmy Kimmel, saying (of fans of Heated Rivalry going to hockey games): "I would assume it would be very disappointing because there's so little gay sex when *I* watch hockey."

A GIF of Hudson Williams at the 2026 Golden Globes, with subtitles quoting him saying, "Fuck AI, fuck it so hard, and ...just fuck it to death."

Image of a tumblr post reading:

irritatingly, the list of AI settings in Firefox has grown. to kill them all as of today (Nov 20, 2026), go into about:config and set all of these to false (yes, you'll have to copy and paste them one by one):

browser.ml.enable
browser.ml.chat.enabled
browser.ml.chat.menu
browser.ml.chat.page
browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
extensions.ml.enabled
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate

in addition to nuking AI, it'll also speed up your browsing

Original image from https://www.tumblr.com/modmad/800851830651404289:

Partial (due to Alt text limitations) Reddit post from username liaiwen8:

Hello everyone! I am the high school student in this video.

1st of all, I would like to thank you all for the support. From fellow citizens who personally came up to me after the panel today, to online comments, I am extremely grateful that there are still those in our province willing to stand up to unfair treatment&defend open dialogue, which was apparently the "mandate" of Alberta Next. It's honestly hilarious how far Danielle Smith and those around her will go, &I think Bruce the moderator needed to get spanked more in childhood because how did he even come up with that 🤣

For anyone interested in what I said after the mic was cut, I essentially asked why the UCP hands out $461 million to private schools, funding their tuitions (which serve 5% of Albertans, by the way) with 70% of what taxpayers provide the public system with. In fact, this figure is expected to increase to $544 million in the 2027/2028 fiscal year. That's a 30% rise, compared to the 6% that ATA teachers would get if they had somehow accepted the recent diabolical offer. I simply cannot comprehend any logical reason for the government to be giving tax dollars to private institutions, &I am gravely concerned that this is the path that healthcare will also go on. Moreover, Alberta recently posted a forecasted deficit of $6.5 billion, down from a $8.3 billion surplus last year. While I understand the volatility of our oil/gas commodities, this is not responsible governance whatsoever.

Alberta education is in triage. Since 2019, I have never been in a class with less than 35 students, save for 1 specialized French higher-level IB course. I have experienced firsthand the struggles that special needs students go through, &the lengths that my teachers go to in order to try to provide help to them, yet their efforts are in vain. All this, while teachers have had a 6% salary boost since 2013, versus an inflation rate of 30%.

The "every friend group should have..." meme, 90s Sailor Moon anime style:

a bimbo (Usagi)
a mean bisexual (Rei)
an even meaner lesbian (Michiru)
she/theys (Makoto)
he/theys (Haruka)
a straight who's on thin ice (Chibiusa)
an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized (Minako)
and a short king (Ami)

The "every friend group should have..." meme, 90s Sailor Moon anime style:

a bimbo (Usagi)
a mean bisexual (Rei)
an even meaner lesbian (Michiru)
she/theys (Makoto)
he/theys (Haruka)
a straight who's on thin ice (Chibiusa)
an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized (Minako)
and a short king (Ami)

A screenshot from @IdealTrajectory's Twitter from 2019/02/08:

DM: Read the spell description for me?
BARD: You materialize a 20 foot long, 10 foot high, 5 foot thick barrier of magical force centred on a point within range. Any creatures who make contact with the barrier must make a Wisdom save or be charmed.
DM: Cool!
BARD: Anyway, here's Wonder Wall

A shot of a white taco trailer parked in a driveway, from underneath a blue awning. There are two prints of the same anthropomorphized taco wearing a sombrero and a smile, a drinks menu on the left with a variety of sodas ($2 for the usual suspects, $4 for Jarritos, or $5 for Mexican Coca-Cola) and a food menu on the right, for Hamburguesa, Papas Fritas, Tacos (Pastor, Asada, and Volteadas, Burritos, Disco (crossed out, and I don't know Mexican Spanish so also possibly an unfinished word), and Chile Colorado

It has no phone number, and no business name, but does kindly warn you you are on camera.

Screenshot: AI instant answers for a product on a e-commerce page, suggestions of questions include "Can I use them for other activities?" and "Is the battery removable?" above a field to enter the questions.

In much smaller, almost invisible even to someone with good vision, light grey print, reads "Powered by ALBY - This tool utilizes AI and may contain errors or inaccuracies."

A grey wall hook on a white wall, bearing a DIY headband holder and several headbands with wintry, botanical, and devilish themes; the holder is mostly obscured, but the mesh of the repurposed pencil holder is somewhat visible, as are some of the black-and-multicoloured scrunchies within it.

Printers and Scanners
Driverless Printing and Scanning (IPP)

Since version 21, Linux Mint features driverless printing and scanning:

Printers and scanners are detected and added automatically.

Communication with the device is done via a standard protocol called IPP.

No drivers are needed.

Installed drivers are not used.

This standard protocol works with many devices, so for most printers and scanners, there is nothing to do. Everything just works out of the box.

To print a document open File -> Print… in your application.

To scan a document open Document Scanner from the application menu.

Bluesky message showing "Post hidden - You have blocked the author or you have been blocked by the author."

All art in this post is by Yoshi Yoshitani, who's also the originator of the quote-reskeet.

Capricorn Sun: a nude, long russet-haired fairy with slightly mismatched grey-green, orange, and black spiky butterfly wings, lounging in the company of a shiny black-thoraxed spider.

A Tiermaker ranking of fruits.
S-tier: Red apple, avacado, banana, blackcurrant, date, lemon, lime, mango, orange, pear, pineapple, plum, pomegranate, raspberry, redcurrant, strawberry, tangerine, watermelon, blood orange, groundcherry (what I thought for some time were gooseberries), raisins, sour cherry.
A-tier: Apricot, blackberry, blueberry, cantalope, coconut, cherry, litchi, nectarine, passionfruit, peach, honeydew, Asian pear, gooseberry.
B-tier: Green apple, cranberry, dragonfruit, red grapes, white grapes, kiwi, starfruit
C-tier: fig, grapefruit, pomelo, jackfruit
D-tier: Durian, persimmon
Never had: papaya (just realized I think this is actually a lie, but it was the once and I don't really remember it), guava, custard apple, kumquat, mangosteen, mulberry, rambatan, whitecurrant

A handmade, clay, VERY cute tiny four-legged green and lilac monster that looks a bit like if someone took the laboratory-grown offspring of a mutated poison dart frog and a lizard and added a WHOLE LOT OF TEETH

Screenshot of linked page, https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/import/courier/lvs-efv/prsn-eng.html

"Process to self-account

To self-account the casual importer will need to follow these steps:
-Visit a local CBSA office that offers accounting service to the public
-provide the shipment identification/tracking number, the commercial invoice (receipt), and personal identification on arrival at the CBSA office
-if a third party will account on the casual importers behalf, the CBSA requires a letter of authorization and a photocopy of the casual importers identification
-an official receipt indicating that you have paid duties and/or taxes directly to the CBSA will then be provided
-a copy of this receipt must be presented to the courier at which time delivery of the shipment may be arranged

Peter Quince, a very floofy white and dark grey/black cat with yellow eyes, hangs out on a black shelving unit full of cookbooks and board games

A black and white cat lounges and bathes on a yoga mat, tongue akimbo. He is not doing yoga.

A large olive-grey-green stoneware bowl with a black Ouija planchette held aloft by a hand

"9. In short, Mentzelopoulos was purportedly fired over Zoom, in the absence of AHS Board approval, by someone from the Ministry of Health who lacked actual authority to do so, and after she was misled about the attendees for, and the purpose of, the meeting."

A bowl of green-hued noodles in red sauce, with chunks of tofu and green beans visible

Screenshot of one month in Bitcoin, showing it not dipping below 92k during that time but dropping more than it has since ~Jan 13 in the last few days.

A silver pot containing an orange-brown creamy soup with chunks of chicken in.

On the left, a receipt from CBSA for $3.58 in customs fees. On the right, UPS' delivery notice with the handwritten broker fee for the same package: $41.56.

A portrait style pic of a very comfortable looking fluffy white and black/dark grey cat reclining. You cannot tell from the photo, but he is purring.

A screenshot of a result from the linked quiz from Alexmegami's post.

Full text: Your Result: So Much Fanfiction. you have so, so much fanfiction, either because you're so shippable, or because you're hot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone either way. Tumblr and Twitter love you and showers you with queer headcanons. Reddit keeps a safe distance.

An extremely cute femme drawn on a blue Post-it in shades of pink with curly hair smiles at the viewer sweetly. She is in a tiny brown wood frame.

A partial shot of a letter from the Pulmonary Hypertension Association of Canada, mostly black text on white background; it opens, "Dear PHriend..."

Post from Merriam-Webster reading: Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed.

Screenshot shows: rapacious

Nineteen tarot cards arranged symmetrically on a green and yellow cloth with botanical patterns.

Screen capture from 1922 Nosferatu silent film, where Count Orlock, left, clasps a small portrait belonging to Thomas Hutter, right, of his wife. Admiring the portrait, the Count remarks that she has a "lovely neck."

A black cat with green/yellow eyes is visible from over the photographer's blue jean-clad leg. Her mouth is open, her expression plaintive.

A dark grey/black and white cat luxuriates in the diffuse sun from a nearby window on a red, purple, and blue galaxy-patterned bedspread. His spine is at a ridiculous angle, with his rear feet and head pointed in the same direction, and his front feet are gently pointed away from his face.

A dark grey/black and white cat luxuriates in the diffuse sun from a nearby window on a red, purple, and blue galaxy-patterned bedspread. His spine is at a ridiculous angle, with his rear feet and head pointed in the same direction, and his front feet are gently pointed away from his face.

A black cat with green eyes and striking white whiskers looks up from the camera, perfectly loafed on a dramatic tablecloth with a grey and white skull-and-flower motif. Visible in the foreground are writing materials and a to-do list.

A mostly white cat with white whiskers is held by a mostly unseen person in the passenger side of a vehicle. The cat's face is sweet and the set of his eyes makes him appear worried, or perhaps apologetic.

A large fluffy white and black cat lounges in the mostly unseen photographer's lap, sprawled on his back, paws akimbo, nose in the air. He is clearly extremely relaxed and happy.

A mouse and keyboard are also visible; clearly the photographer is seated at a computer desk.

A half-full glass of a blonde ale in a Furnace Room Brewery glass, on a wooden bar, next to an electronic music player, on a light wooden bar. In the background are bright lights and windows revealing nighttime outside.

An orange cat reclines on a cream bedspread with a dark orange cat toy by his nose. He seems sleepy.

Peter Quince, a "domestic shorthair mix" who looks startlingly similar to a cat-shaped black and white feather duster, sprawls on a white piece of paper on the golden wood floor, behind a black crinkly cat tube studded with occult symbols and a cardboard cat scratching apparatus.

A large savory pancake of noodles, eggs, and veggies, topped with cheese