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Itinerant Graphic Designer, Professional Loud Woman, and Queer Sand Witch I follow Corvids and Elizabeths/Lisbeths/Lizzys/Beths out of solidarity. -- Be forewarned, I have the social media awareness of a cop undercover at a high school. Expect faux paus.

A picture of a stuffed Axolotl and The Ikea Shark. The Axolotl is slumped against a pillow and The Ikea Shark is looking like a wiped out doof, upside down and smashed against the bed.
A work in progress drawing. In the foreground is a girl in a broken eggshell looking shocked and overwhelmed. In the background is a rough layout sketch of a different girl holding a sledgehammer made out of a gravestone.
A purple, pink, and blue drawing of a cat with ball joints like a doll. It only has the two nearest legs because I didn't want to draw anything else in prospective and it's just concept work.
An illustrative example of what a serif Typeface looks like verses a sans-serif one. I don't have any better way to describe it than this: You know the weird feet that some letters have? That's a serif.
A mood/reference board for hat concept art. Many varied images of clothing details from various pieces are cut and scattered around like someone made a collage while someone else rapidly turned the lights on and off. The focus of the image is a purple outline of a witch hat, the tip curling into a half spiral. Wrapped around the base of the cone of the hat is a piece of fabric held together by laces like those on the back of a corset. Corset Hat.
A cropped and zoomed in version of the photo from the original poster. It shows what appears to be some kind of stinger on a cherry. If that sounds like it doesn't make sense visually, you're right, it really doesn't.
About 12 extremely cute rats photoshopped together to look like one cute growth of rats, in others words: A rat king. Underneath the rat ball are the words "It's good to be king" written in playful hand drawn looking block lettering that is yellow with a gold outline. The biggest rat has a yellow and orange messy hand drawn crown and brownish aviators. Several messy hand drawn purple hearts are artfully scattered around the picture as to appear casually placed. A pair of gold and orange stars flank the lettering. It's very cute energy, objectively. You can't lie in alt text.
A slightly scruffy looking hairless rat sits behind three very red roses, a red satin sheet in the background and underneath. The words "Encantado mi amore" are emblazoned above the little cutie in a vaguely fancy script font.
A cute rat inside a furry little house on top of some blankets. The words "Despite all my play I am still just a rat come TAXDAY" are written on the image. 'Taxday' is in a font distinctly different from the rest of the writing, it feels vaguely "IRS"-ish.
Jack the tuxedo Kitten relaxing on/slipping off of the back of a couch. He peed on my lap this morning, so factor that into how cute you feel he is.
The words "Uncaged Transfem Succubus" set in the Wilhelm Klingspor Gotisch typeface from Linotype.
The words "Uncaged Transfem Succubus" set in the Fraktur typeface from Bitstream.
It's the "Is this a pigeon?" meme. A still from an anime shows a young man with glasses, a jacket, and a popped collar indicating a yellow butterfly that is flying next to him with a pointed open hand. Underneath him are the words "Is this DEI?" It's got black bars around it because I cropped it badly to fit on BlueSky's image embedding preview.
Presumably a logo for a bagel shop. A gangster in a red suit with a photo of a bagel replacing his head inside a white circle with the words "BAGEL DONS" emblazoned beneath. I know not what this was for, but it is now for my enjoyment.
A picture of a "Tooth Tunes" tooth brush and it's packaging. The toothbrush is bulky, colored white and pink. The Packaging has a picture of Hannah Montana with the words "We got the party" over her. The packaging claims the tooth brush will put two minutes of music "in your mouth."
A cropped close up of the image from the original post, graduates from a Los Angeles police academy being reviewed. The image is cropped to emphasis one of the graduates whose lips like pursed, y'know, like a kissy face.
A remix of the "Big strong lady, nice to me" meme. A two panel comic. First panel: On the right side is a black and white drawing of a person hold a mic to the person on the left. The person on the left is speaking into the mic while blushing bright red and sweating. The person on the left is saying "Cute....pretty....doll lady." The second panel: The same exact drawing as before except now the words that the left character is speaking are "r....raggedy."
A remix of the "Big strong lady, nice to me" meme. A two panel comic. First panel: On the right side is a black and white drawing of a person hold a mic to the person on the left. The person on the left is speaking into the mic while blushing bright red and sweating. The person on the left is saying "Cute....pretty....doll lady." The second panel: The same exact drawing as before except now the words that the left character is speaking are "r....raggedy."
An outline of a doll girl in a dress with a cinched waist. Her body and dress are both just colored outlines. She is being held up by several puppet strings connected to joints. She seems mid-dance, but a little awkwardly posed, as if someone was moving her via the strings. The colors are, frankly, hard on the eyes.
A very edible looking chicken breast, fried, cut into strips, covered with gochujang siracha, and placed in a bed of rice.
A note taken on Google Keep with an empty title. The note reads: "honest woodcutter, beluga whale, iphone crab." There is no further context provided.
A black and white tuxedo cat looking stupid suspicious behind some bars.
A campaign sticker for "Sable 2026." It features a trans flag and parts of the words are split into different colors to stand out.
Okay this is a weird one. It's a picture of a man riding a bike with some kind of stand that's holding 22 phones. In the original all of them have Pokemon Go on them. In this version, however, I photoshopped Jerry's face onto the guy and 22 screenshots of BlueSky onto the phones.
A picture of me attempting to make a list to remind me who's cool with slurring others. An error message at the top reads "Unacceptable slur in record."
More pictures of baked ziti.
Another picture of crispy baked ziti.
A picture of a really nice baked ziti. Like golden brown crispy crunchy top. You can smell the crisped cheese.
Demon nun lady costume. She's holding a crucifix in front of her chest, with her eyes demurely cast downward, also she has massive f off horns coming from her head, like four foot long monsters. Also her entire outfit is latex and you can see a little boob.
A tuxedo cat behind bars, he looks very suspicious. Don't trust him.
A stereotypical isekai title image that reads "Reborn in another world but the only words I can speak are the chorus line to Bruno Mar's 2014 hit Uptown Funk." Behind the words are a light blue panel with a skyline cutout above it. Sadly, it's just a real show, I made it up.
A tuxedo cat cleaning his leg on a couch. He's pretty much a cat pretzel.
A photo of a tuxedo cat sticking his head out of a cat tree. He looks strangely bat like, but is mind destroying levels of cute. Like, "you looked at an angel in its true form and your eyes melted" cute.
A rainbow filled circle with the word "peak" written free hand with a mouse inside. It's a reference to the "design is my passion meme." It's bad.
Brainless Turkish Angora kitten doing a trick on a scratcher shaped like a skateboard. Comment from poster: "If you're viewing this, stay strong! You managed to open your eyes today, and that means something when the world is on fire. Heart emoji."