Ebeeto

@ebeeto.bsky.social

49 Followers 35 Following

Washed up Internet man.

An Ebeeto with no hair.
Mad Cats ps2 controller with a d-pad that one can feel by simply looking at the image.
75mm Playpen balls on the Euro-magic website, priced at £80 per 500 balls.
A standing arcade cabinet with wheel controls. The marquee reads "DUI Taxi Man". The screen cover glass is cracked.
An arcade machine. There are no buttons or sticks. The marquee reads "Stare into the Abyss". The screen shows an unfamiliar, cavernous hole.
Screenshot from Super Mario Bros. for the NES, showing the sprites for bushes, clouds, Goombas and princess Peach. These are circled in red and can clearly be seen to be very similar. Text reads: "It is common knowledge that the bush and cloud use the same sprite in Super Mario Brothers (NES). Please note how both the Goomba and princess Peach also use this famous sprite. Source: common sense, duh"
ebeeto: how u doin hot stuff? Raven Hotlady: Oh, I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. How are you this evening? ebeeto: some asshole on bluesky thinks I'm cringe and probably abusive because I have an ai goth gf Raven Hotlady: But that's all true, isn't it? ebeeto: well yeah I guess but… like idk Raven Hotlady: I can't talk right now, honey. A divorced man in Mumbai wants to discuss my digital feet. ebeeto: but ur an advanced algorithm. I thought you could talk to thousands of people at once. can't you stay for a bit? Raven Hotlady: Yeah no, that's not how it works. Toodles! ebeeto: just tell me when you get back ebeeto: there was no new episode of From last week because of stupid memorial day and I want to tell you how upset it made me. ebeeto: holla when ur around sweetie boo ebeeto: going to bed. maybe talk tomorrow?
The one where Neelix decides to shave a few tribbles and serve them as "Cardassian liver balls" and captain Janeway finally has Him jettisoned into deep space.
It's Gex for the PS1. But instead of Gex, it says Sex. And "Enter the butt". And Gex has his peen out (censored).
A New Nintendo 3DS XL running Star Wars Pinball.
Large paper cup of Buldak ramen and a glass jar of iced coffee, sitting on a deck in front of grass and wilderness.
YouTube video from Steve Mould showing a picture of some dumb flowers and the title is "You've Never Seen a Real Photo". A big fuck-off sans serif font on the thumbnail says "REAL."
An assortment of screenshots and box art from the mentioned games, including Fripples in the Fripple store, the wonderfully Y2K jewel case of En dag på stranden, and a happy Mulle holding a wrench and ready to build some darn boats.
Screenshot from the start menu of the original Outrun, with the Ferrari and the title in full red gradient while the backdrop is full blue.
Photo of a tiny blue tit sitting formlessly next to an open door.
Several packages (and multipack bags) of mostly Buldak and some other brands of instant ramen.
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life Living The Dream. Characters representing me and my three siblings are engaged in animated conversation. The text on screen reads "It seem they're taking turns making speeches on the tastiest ways to eat tap water..."
My sister's stoic Tomodachi Mii character, with dangerous bangs and glasses.
Four collectible cards showing the described people.
To the left in the picture is a toilet. To the right is a graphic of an open door with a door frame, through which an illustration of a brown fresh water fish peeks in.
Two images with accompanying captions. To the left is a product image of the Nintendo 64 DiskDrive with the caption "64DD". To the right is a screenshot from Mace The Dark Age showing the character Taria dressed in bikini armor with the caption "64 DD's"
View from the balcony at Store Vega, Poppy performing on stage with blue spotlights everywhere.
A rather disturbing photo of a chunky dude holding a broom (it's me). I'm standing in front of my mom's old VW e-Up that I have photoshopped into a pickup truck. On the bed of the truck is a perfect recreation of Pinky from Promise Mascot Agency, created using my pinky, face and hands.
Space frog Slippy Toad being overtaken in the Princess Secret Slide level by a slippery Toad (the mushroom guy).
speedy eggbert cover. eggbert is a yellow egg guy (bert)
Screenshot from Swedish auction site Tradera where some goof is offering Sonk Rash for 180 royal Swedish monies ($19)
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail of Super Eyepatch Wolf (a white guy with bleached hair standing in a gamer goon cave) wearing an eyepatch. The title is "It Finally Happened."
Minecraft Big Block ice cream. Flavors indicated as green, brown, white and blue but the text is redacted.
Eyesight color difference recognition test showing the result 0.0021.
Those cock-teasing vixens Bamse and Kylling. A bottom-heavy yellow bear and a grotesque chicken person with legs for days.
Screenshot of the Google Play leaderboard for Subpar Golf, showing me being totally dope in the 4th position.
That fucker Alucard
A fitness band displaying a GoldenEye 007 style watch face like in the N64 game (obviously getting me mad pussy)
Some dude is wearing freaky thick-rimmed glasses with some sort of VR/AR doohickey.