Chris

@ebfg.xyz

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engineering, soccer, transit, yimby. 🚫🚗

A cityscape viewed across a river, with a red-tiled rooftop in the foreground and lush green trees along the riverbanks. In the background, numerous construction cranes rise above residential buildings and tree-covered hills under a partly cloudy sky.
A screenshot of a month drop down menu with the label being MM but the values being the name of the month spelled out.
A screen shot of an edited tweet that says: "My neighbor told me Man Utd keep eating its managers so I asked how many managers he has and he said he just goes to Portugal and gets a new manager afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding managers to Man Utd and then his fanbase started crying."
The “we’re all trying to find the guy that did this” hot dog meme but the face is Justice Kavanaugh’s.
A screenshot a fake The Onion headline that says "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Hot Dogs".
A photo of a platform-level departures board for the Copenhagen metro showing trains arriving every 1-2 minutes.
Aa screenshot of an article that says “Are teens really not driving anymore? Not as much, certainly. The trend has been developing for a while now. In 2013, National Geographic noted a Michigan study showing that the percentage of 19-year-olds with a license had fallen from 87 percent in 1983 to 70 percent in 2010 - and that the percentage of 17-year-old drivers fell from 69 to 43 percent during the same time period. And The Wall Street Journal in 2019 reported that while nearly half of 16-year-olds were driving in the 1980s, just a quarter were by 2017. The Washington Post, drawing on data from the Federal Highway Administration, suggests the number remained at about 25 percent in 2020.”
A screenshot of an iOS notification with the text: Apple Pay $10 off at Fandango Save on 2+ tickets to F1® The Movie with APPLEPAYTEN. Ends 6/29. While supplies last. Terms apply.
A screenshot of a tailscale error message with the text Logged Out You are logged out. The last login error was: fetch control key: Get "https://controlplane.tailscale.com/ key?v=116": x509: "Zscaler Intermediate Root CA (zscalerone.net)" certificate is not trusted Code: login-state Error: fetch control key: Get "https:// controlplane.tailscale.com/key?v=116": x509: "Zscaler Intermediate Root CA (zscalerone.net)" certificate is not trusted.
A screenshot of an email blast from United CEO Scott Kirby about the safety of EWR.
A still of the diner scene from Reservoir Dogs.
A United Airlines plane takes off behind other planes at EWR with cranes from the port in the background.
Screenshot of a confirmation of my wired subscription.
A picture of a magazine cover with a lion and the text “Lions: king of all creatures”
A google earth screenshot of the meadowlands sports complex surrounded by a sea of parking.
A screenshot of an Amazon.com listing of a 12 pack of 16.9oz tea bottles with a "Climate Pledge Friendly" label.
A screenshot from nbcsports.com that says "Chelsea vs Brentford: Chelsea look to secure their fifth consecutive victory as they welcome Brentford into the Emirates in Matchweek 16."
An AA A320 family aircraft taxing out of DCA.
A screenshot of Balatro
A screenshot of the now-deactivated @eebfg Twitter account.
A remix of the the classic The Onion headline from Bill De Blasio, but instead it's Bill Barr saying "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Attorney General That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
A map from 270towin.com for the 2024 election. It shows Harris winning 302 EVs to Trump's 236. Trump wins NV and AZ, and Harris wins GA, NC, PA, MI, WI.
A picture of the torso of a man wearing a stylized t-shirt with multiple photos of Jerome Powell.
A row of boxes containing political action figures. Included people are Zelensky, Dr Facui, Pete Buttigieg, President Biden, VP Harris, and Rep AOC.
The Labour leader, Keir Starmer, speaks on stage after he was elected for the Holborn and St Pancras constituency. He is flanked by a woman in red ceremonial dress, a man in a novelty top hat, and person in frightening Elmo costume.
A tweet from Bethany Mandel on May 6, 2020 with the text "You can call me a Grandma killer. I’m not sacrificing my home, food on the table, all of our docs and dentists, every form of pleasure (museums, zoos, restaurants), all my kids’ teachers in order to make other people comfortable. If you want to stay locked down, do. I’m not."
A instagram post from Madison Cawthorn at the Eagles Nest with the caption “The vacation house of the Führer. Seeing the Eagles Nest has been on my bucket list for awhile, it did not disappoint. Strange to hear so many laughs and share such a good time with my brother where only 79 years ago a supreme evil shared laughs and good times with his compatriots.”
A photo of a restaurant called “Mozzarella Bar” at the American Dream mall.
A screenshot of a an article that says “When the actor James Gandolfini, who played Tony, died suddenly in 2013, fans left flowers, candles and a bag of dried ziti near the curb.”
A screenshot of a radial graph showing where Microsoft is adding Copliot. Included are the icons for Notepad and MS Paint.
A sceen shot of an iMessage conversation with my plumber: Me: “We’re completely dry - the check valve worked perfectly, everyone else on the street got flooded. Thank you!!!!” Plumber: “That is great - we knew it would do the trick! Tell your neighbors and share my number it would really help us out. Thank you for the feedback.” Me: “I already have!”
A screenshot of a person's LinkedIn profile with the text "You know webinars right? They're amazing and people love them. It's the only way to get in front of all your customers without hopping on a plane..."
A screenshot of a partial Wordle solution by Wordle Bot. The first guess is SLATE, with no correct letters. The second guess is CRONY, with O and N in the solution but in the wrong place. The third guess is BONUS, with O and N still in the wrong place.
A screenshot of two tweets from @johnkruzzel. The first says "(Reuters) U.S. STATE OF GEORGIA FILES LEGAL ACTION AGAINST DONALD TRUMP -COURT". The second says "(Reuters) GEORGIA CHARGES TRUMP WITH VIOLATION OF STATE RICO ACT -FILING"
A screen shot from blind.com of a commend from an Amazon SWE saying "Yawn. It's all because of barriers of entry and not allowing practicing medicine without residency. Let's remove those and see how the pay corrects itself. A doc might save one life at a time, but an SWE might be supporting a service being used by millions of DAUs."
A screenshot of the ADP sign in form, with a drop down for "Pick the option that describe you best" with options "My former employer uses ADP", "My former employer is out of business", "My current employer uses ADP", "I am an administrator/owner of a company that uses ADP", "I am an accountant for a company that uses ADP", "I am a financial advisor for a company that uses ADP".
A screenshot from the NYT Spelling Bee game, with letters IENDFT, center letter C. The word "incent" was entered, but the game did not accept it as a word.
An iOS dialog that reads "Remove "Apollo"?"
A screenshot of a tweet form CarefreeLewisG saying 'If Twitter dies it never saw a tweet saying "Arsenal are Premier League Champions"'