Evan Bernard

@ebwb.bsky.social

247 Followers 95 Following

a guy in mobile, AL

on the tarmac in atlanta where we see a rainbow in the distance
trump with his finger to his ear when he definitely hears about RBG’s death for “the first time”
tony chachere, eyes with red laser beams, holding a can of tony chachere’s creole seasoning blend
screenshot of an onion article picture: bill de blasio headline: De Blasio: “Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”
me covered in blue face paint and red torso paint with a fringed white t shirt lookin like stripes
“The Maker’s Oath” area of the local michael’s store. there are some hats that i guess may be decorated later. presumably one is left out for world peace In this maker space, I will let my curiosity roam. When in doubt, I will try it. It just might work. Or I’ll ask someone. I will make. Make a mess. Make friends. Make memories. Make magic.
teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but instead it says DONALD TRUMP MADE KNICKS LOSE GAME 3
a dutch oven pot of chicken shrimp and sausage jambalaya on one of those shitty glass top stoves
• Coffee Lovers and Fans & O @tonyhawktruther Elon Musk: I am offering $43 billion, to purchase Twitter Cajun Grimes: When ze hole in ze tin roof from ze las' tempête still needs a-patchin'? When ze enfants Exa Dark Sideræl, Boudreaux, and X Æ A-12 still need zey new Sunday clothes? When zere ain't no meat in ze gumbo pot? 12:33 PM • 4/25/22
it’s the dune part 3 cover but, using the same fonts, it instead says “FACE OFF - i didn’t really like it it was kinda long”
facebook marketplace post TITLE: Bee’s need removing COST: $0 DETAILS: Condition New I would like to have someone remove some bees from my house. The house is going to be demolished so pulling down wall won't be an is Im pretty sure the hive is large and I would like to collect the honey.
• Coffee Lovers and Fans& - @tonyhawktruther Elon Musk: I am offering $43 billion, to purchase Twitter Cajun Grimes: When ze hole in ze tin roof from ze las' tempête still needs a-patchin'? When ze enfants Exa Dark Sideræl, Boudreaux, and X Æ A-12 still need zey new Sunday clothes? When zere ain't no meat in ze gumbo pot?
canister of bay leaves
happy on the train/sad on the train meme sad person says “i have to piss forever” happy person says “ i get to piss forever”
blurry photo of lisa alexander being really weird back in 2020 harassing someone using some chalk on their own residence
mardi gras parade on 1/31/26. the kooltanic of the mystic dj riders group is in the background
4 panel comic frame 1: gandalf whistling for shadowfax frame 2: a volvo station wagon appearing in the meadow frame 3: legolas saying “that is a volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell frame 4: the car is still driving through the meadow. the text says “The 200 series is the lord of all volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers”
@NotABigJerk: i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
@postingposter.bsky.social’s post: “Is it that you have a burning desire for Coalie? You want to rock Coalie’s world? You think Coalie is a total smoke show?” but with a fake label “Coalie Sexualization” added
cnn showing jd vance with the chyron saying VANCE: ICE AGENT WHO KILLED RENEE GOOD “PROTECTED BY ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY”
Sometime in the winter of 2017 I started making a fuss on Twitter. They call that being on-brand. Regardless, I wanted a black woman to have a job as an opinion writer at a prestige publication. It is a silly wish. In the grand scheme of things a black woman op-ed writer at the New York Times or the Washington Post does not mean much of any-thing. It will not stop ICE from locking babies in cages. It will not house a family priced out of the community where they have grown up. It isn't a civil rights victory or about Negro Firsts. It will not bring back the Voting Rights Act or impeach Trump or free Palestine or eradicate student loan debt or any of those really important things. Like many things, I wanted it because I wanted it.
my hand holding up a copy of THICK And Other Essays by Tressie McMillan Cottom
a small glass award Visit Mobile Partnership Award Friends of Amtrak 2025
a 3-piece band playing on a small stage with a projection of i guess some anime over them. there’s a drummer, a guitar player, and a trumpet player
the 90’s “jazz” design
the cover of the Rax King’s book, “Sloppy (Or: Doing It All Wrong)”
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN we cordially invite you to come hang out at a campsite near the beach for a three day ritual that celebrates all the mushy stuff that makes having a squishy‘s little body that drives you across a chaotic moon rock worthwhile Accommodations are fully covered. We chose you because you helped us build the life we have. We chose you because you’re cool, so just like, be cool.
val is setting up the 309 punk project archive room up for display for the show tonight. there are zines, stickers, books available by donation, and the wall is adorned with archived objects including custom site decks, guitars, album covers, shirts, etc
a portion of the upcoming weather forecast for Mobile, Alabama showing very consistent cloud conditions, yet after a couple of days of high 50s to low 70s weather, the temperature inexplicably drops to high 20s and an average of mid 50s for the next few days thereafter. the associated temperature bar indicating that temp range goes from the warmer orange to the cooler light blue
blurry photo of a punk show where, in a crowd, someone is mid-swing with a large, empty cardboard box dressed up like a present
a metal button reading “MORE TRAINS FOR THE GULF COAST” with an amtrak train and the amtrak logo at the bottom
screenshot of ios notes app with movies and brief reviews, and some movies not yet watched: - Predator - tight! wow so many memes from this. like what if alien, but trashier - Aliens - fucking awesome - Con air - LOOOOL - Face off - ass imo. sooo long - Robocop - lol. The commercials might’ve been the best part. What’s his wife’s name? No one knows - Water world - hahaha what the fuck he has gills?! pretty good! - Beverly Hills cop - nice. hell yeah - Rambo first blood - Ultra - Starship troopers - Logan’s run
scribbled out name says “What you only got fanta bitches i drink beer burger King sucks fuck fanta”
user @tittyclip_ posts 4 pictures of Barack Obama eating hot dogs, along with the text “obama really the glizzy gulper” user @scott6107769 replies: Trump could never throat that much glizzy😍 user @berniesjohnson replies: Yes he could idiot user @scott6107769 replies: You mad Obama the throat goat user @berniesjohnson replies: HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!
WKRG, a local Nexstar broadcasting affiliate, declaring via headlined article “Gavin Newsome emerges as Democrats’ top 2028 pick | WKRG.com” on november 12th, 2025
a be-suited hammerhead shark being split in half, briefcase as well, with the teal comic sans text “DISBARRED” next to it
philomena chunk with a speech bubble quoting the skeet i quoted
screenshot of facebook showing a forklift or something dropping off the statue of confederate navy guy admiral raphael semmes. two guys are in the picture
a photo comment on facebook from Traveling Gas Can Man. it’s a picture of a news anchor talking to TGCM, and there’s default fonted text overlaying random areas of the picture: - Traveling Gas Can Man - Enjoy your life - Life is simple; just do the next right thing.
hand drawn flyer of cartoon members of a band named The Fuckless, playing a show at 309 punk project on 9/13
a picture of an open wooden cabinet with two half-depleted rolls of toilet paper and a can of spaghettios
cover of Rax King’s “Tacky: Love Letters to the Worst Culture We Have to Offer”
a mostly white calico cat with a small plastic pink cowboy hat on her goofy little kitty head. she’s sitting on a black and white blanket
the following text, but in the style of a neon genesis evangelion title card with a mix of serif font, sans serif font, all capitalized, and some (i think) japanese at the bottom THROW AWAY “DO NOT EAT” SILICA GEL DESSICANT
a “mobile mentioned” meme
protestors for No Kings Day in mobile, AL near government plaza
the cover of Gerald Horne’s “Reversing Discrimination: The Case for Affirmative Action” from around 1992
the band, wilco, a 7-ish piece of and at the Halstead Amphitheater in fairhope, alabama. the stage is tall columns holding up a large square awning that almost feels like it could be an inverted james turrell piece
the somewhat infamous photograph of an aide informing george w bush that a second plane had hit a second world trade center tower on 9/11
live oak trees whose main branches are covered in ferns. overcast skies with some sun left in the day. the tree trunks are dark brown as they are after a spring rain
a bay laurel sapling in a black 1-gallon temporary plant bucket
a picture of the character Jazmine DuBois from the animated series, The Boondocks
ALABAMA CONTEMPORARY & SOPHIELLA GALLERY celebrate Women’s History Month with BAD WOMEN IN ART HISTORY Wednesday, March 26, 7-9 PM This picture contains a photo and caption of “Adrian Piper, ‘The Mythic Being: Sol’s Drawing #2 of 5” (1974), Walker Art Center, Minneapolis
a picture of a hand holding up the book “How Music Works” by David Byrne
a news post, titled “French deputy asks for return of statue of liberty”
a tortoiseshell cat rolling off of a couch into the orange and blue light cast by the sun shining through stained glass onto a black and white rug
a sunny mid day photo of a backyard with fence line, a black maum chimney fireplace, a black cat on a table with a rug on top of it. tall trees are behind the fence line
amateur photo of james turrell’s “twilight epiphany” sky space in houston, TX at around near sunset
the “big dog you are mother” tweet refashioned to say “(to my mother, Cait, who is holding me) Big dog…you are mother