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🇺🇦 Just some 2026 apocalyptic dumpster fire observations, dogs and sometimes plants. 🌱

An extreme closeup of a sweaty Donald Trumps note and forehead
The hardback cover of The Edge of Space-Time: Particles, Poetry, and the Cosmic Dream Boogie by Chanda Prescod-Weinstein, author of The Disordered Cosmos
A graphic from TaxFoundation.org: How High Are Sales Taxes in Your State? Combined State & Average Local Sales Tax Rates, January 2026
Peter Billingsly (Ralphie) in A Christmas Story dressed in a white rhinestone cowboy costume
Smol white baby Chihuahua
A screenshot of an iPhone with a local weather notifications stating that there is one last comfortable evening before a stretch of brutal heat
The cracked and peeling facade of the model Triumphal Arc on the National Mall for the “America 250” celebration.
The front page of The Onion featuring the front page headline: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children followed by Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
A cheap model of Donald Trump’s planned Arc project.
A photograph of a moth floating around in a pool of water
A photo of a green smoothie-looking cocktail in a couple glass. It’s called the Reflecting Pool. Here is the recipe: 1 oz. rum 1 oz. mezcal .75 oz. lime juice .75 oz. honey barspoon matcha muddled mint The mint represents the flecks of blue paint already peeling from the $14M taxpayer funded renovation.
White long hair chihuahua lying on his side on green grass enjoying the sun
The cast of Disney’s 1997 diverse retelling of Cinderella featuring Brandy Norwood as Cinderella, Whitney Houston as Fairy Godmother, Bernadette Peters as Cinderella's Stepmother, Veanne Cox as Calliope, Natalie Desselle-Reid as Minerva (Cinderella's other stepsister) Paolo Montalban as Prince Christopher, Jason Alexander as Lionel (the Prince's valet), Whoopi’s Goldberg as Queen Constantine, and Victor Garber as King Maximillian
A screenshot of a real estate listing showing a bathroom vanity that has two different countertop materials
Two very large gray stone staircases with wood balusters and rails with a brown stone waterfall in between.
An internal memo from AutoZone regarding lubricant shortage: Some specific products will have better availability. Others will have far worse. And some will become entirely unavailable. Costs will rise, often dramatically at non-standard intervals, and margins will be squeezed. But in crisis there's always opportunity to find the light by evolving to the situation. By helping our communities who are going through the same struggle. Autozone has been tirelessly working behind the scenes to do exactly that. In the coming weeks we will be providing full training sessions on our in-development motor oil and specialty fluid substitution recommendation system. This substitution reference will incorporate guidance from every automotive manufacturer on the tiers of approved replacements from minor warranty-secure viscosity changes to emergency use only products. It will be capable of providing authoritative, no-worries guidance based on store and regional inventory and the customer's situation. A late model Toyota driver's coming up on an oil change and OW-16 isn't available? It might recommend ST Any Mileage 5W-20 and show we can have a 5-Quart jug shipped to him next week. A rideshare driver comes in with an oil light on, barely anything showing on the dipstick, and all you have in-stock is HDEO 15W-40? It will correctly advise the customer to just get oil into the engine, an emergency substitution using the 15W-40. Every situation will receive actionable guidance, escalated to a dedicated help line if necessary.
Screenshot of an online article from the New York Times. Headline: Reflecting Pool Repairs Appear Uneven and Behind Schedule, Officials Say. Subheading: Work on the iconic National Mall basin appears behind schedule. President Trump initially said he had picked the contractor, then said he did not know it.
A screenshot of a Truth Social post made by Lara Trump while in China during a government-funded state visit, featuring a selfie with Eric Trump, Marco Rubio, and other terrible people in the Trump orbit
A Truth Social post screenshot: From Donald J. Trump @reaDonaldTrump And AI image of the reflecting pool connecting the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial after Trump drained it and painted the granite surface blue instead of fixing the drainage system’s plumbing issue which was one of the primary problems for the cause of algae blooms.
A black car with a busted front fender with a vanity tag that reads GR8-LAY
Donald Trump in the Oval Office, flanked by UFC employees, shows off a swanky picture book with renderings of the 400O+ seat arena that he is having erected literally in front of the White House.
A screenshot showing the occasions where President Trump has appeared in public with makeup on his hand(s). • February 2025: NBC News published a photo of Trump with odd bruising and visible makeup on his hand during a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron. This was the first major appearance of the makeup controversy (The Independent). • April 28 (year not specified, but context suggests 2025): Trump's hands, caked in makeup to cover bruising, were photographed during King Charles Ill's state visit. This was widely covered by media and on social media (Facebook). • July 27, 2025: Photos showed Trump's hand covered in makeup during a meeting in Scotland with European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen (Palm Beach Post).
Hark A Vagrant comic panel featuring a siren mermaid and a sailor on a boat. Sailor: EH? WHAT'S THAT NOW You MEAN TO DROWN ME WITH THAT FRILLY SINGIN' NOW KNOCK IT OFF Mermaid: DOOP DOOP Sailor: STUPIDEST SONG I EVER HEARD ANYWAY. OH IT's You AGAINYou SAUCY NUISANCE. TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE. I AIN'T TRICKED! Mermaid: Do You LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON? Sailor: Go AWAY
White chihuahua sunning on his back in the grass
The office set for television show Mad Men with giant white mid-century staircase with a sitting area beneath, complete with green shag rug and an orange and white seating set.
A coral pink and yellow day lily against a brick wall
A copy of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) test
A yellow and orange day lily
Google search results showing multiple press conferences where Donald Trump insulted Weijia Jiang while he was in his first term.
Removal of President Trump during the White House Correspondence Dinner
Shamed loser host of fake news website and podcast InfoWars chops onions at his new side gig.
A long hair chihuahua with a white coat lays on the grass with his eyes squinted while enjoying the sun.
Closeup of a smol grey and white cat with hazel eyes with its eyes on the prize and claws on display, waiting to pounce.
A screenshot of halucinated part of an AI picture posted by Donald Trump in Truth Social depicting himself as Jesus Christ.
A small white Chihuahua sitting in a fluffy dog bed with a yellow blanket. The entire bed is sitting on a desk with a computer screen beside it.
A painted sign in a field in South Alabama depicting an illustration of the Devil in red with the words GO TO CHURCH Or the Devil Will Get You!
A social media post by President Trump on Easter morning: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
An illustration of Matthew McConaughey as Jesus Christ, smoking a cigarette, looking worried. The words “Flood It Again” appear in the top right quadrant of the image.
Donald J. Trump @reaDonaldTrump ++ Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP 7 ReTruths 43 Likes 4/4/26, 7:05 AM
A small mock orange plant blooming for the first time
A frame from a Get Your War On comic by David Rees A drawing of a man sitting at a computer holding a phone with a speech bubble above his head that reads “Long live Operation Enduring Freedom! That's gotta be the most perfect name for a war since World War II."
Kristi Noem’s wedding photo featuring a white cowboy hat with veil, curly blonde hair, a white beaded gown and flowers.
Kid Rock dressed in an Elvis Presley-esque patriotically-themed bedazzled ensemble, grinning while standing in the Oval Office of The White House
Two very young looking adult males dressed in black shirts, khaki pants and ballistic vests emblazoned with POLICE ICE walking through an airport during a government shutdown.
President Trump participates in a Memphis Safety Task Force Roundtable. Before the meeting, they played the Lee Greenwood song, “God Bless the USA” and everyone clapped through the entire song.
A black and white photo of Donald Trump at his high school military academy wearing a uniform with a lot of extra buttons and other flare. He stands next to his parents.
Donald J. Trump * + @realDonaldTrump We are totally destroying the terrorist regime of Iran, militarily, economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing New York Times, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning. Iran's Navy is gone, their Air Force is no longer, missiles, drones and everything else are being decimated, and their leaders have been wiped from the face of the earth. We have unparalleled firepower, unlimited ammunition, and plenty of time - Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. They've been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP 803 ReTruths 2.59k Likes 3/12/26, 9:33 PM
Roots of a plant in water inside a clear glass globe vase with a salt rock lamp behind it.
A woman in a green dress smells pink roses in a garden. Overlaid text reads: "I may appear nonchalant, but I assure you, I am chalanting about a lot of things actually.”
A photo with men in suits and ties shoveling dirt. Headline: First-of-its-kind Alabama development lets workers pay percentage of pay towards rent
Tips for Bonesmashing: Bite a towel when smashing mandible. • Apply a moisturizer or a paraben free lubricant before smashing to prevent dryness. • Skin care is a must and compulsory if you have skin problems like(Acne, Hyperpigmentation, etc) Don't forget to check out my free skin care guide. • Moderate swelling and pain is completely normal. • If bleeding then chances are that you are hitting too hard. • Hitting like a madman can cause Damage and fracture. • More is not always better. Follow the routine precisely to see results.
A man dressed in winter gear and standing in front of a cinder block wall is holding a sign that reads: Chief McElree Choked a Child. He stands among a crowd of adults and children.
12:44 jmail.world ... = Jmail Search mail Original < > Deepak Chopra <nonlocal101@chopra.com> to Mar 8, 20177:38 AM G # 8 Cells are human constructs No such thing! Universe is human construct No such thing Cute girls are aware when they make noises Deepak Chopra MD 2013 Costa Del Mar Road Carlsbad, CA 92009 Chopra Foundation Jiyo Chopra Center for Wellbeing > 49
Daynet's post - 11:13 Eric Balentine: Thank you for the Sheriff's Department assisting the federal government, making the county a better place to live, and a safer place to live. Reply Daynet Cienfuegos • 1h Lies lies ... smh a relative of mine was taken today and he has a work visa people !!!! To sad what you have done to this community for the money... i hope it is worth it Reply 2 Eric Balentine. 1h Daynet Cienfuegos visa was expired. Reply Daynet Cienfuegos • 59m Eric Balentine no it was not !!! Stop lying to people i personally know his case! Why lie ???? Reply Eric Balentine • 56m Daynet Cienfuegos expired Reply Daynet Cienfuegos • 41m Eric Balentine now you have an innocent person detained was not expired