Ed Button

@edb87.bsky.social

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Former award-winning and award-losing broadcast journalist just making his way through the end of the world.

Bagel and Schmear Magic The Gathering card
Matt Damon screaming while being tied to a post in "The Odyssey"
Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight making a goofy face
Screenshot from The Weather Channel app showing a temperature of 97, and a heat index of 111. An extreme heat warning is in effect until 7 pm. The sun in the top right corner has been replaced with the angry sun from Super Mario Brothers 2.
MTG card Academy Manufactor, which gives you a food, clue, and treasure token when you make any one of those aformentioned tokens. So you triple your token generation!
Muppets meme stating “Imma keep it real with you chief... They're bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it.”
Mr. Orfeo, who double's creature's attack power until end of turn.
The angry “Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.” kid meme.
Pencil-like drawing of a bunch of folks in a Mission Control room freaking out. Behind them is a giant screen that ststes “Mission Status: Sick” on it.
Cyclops X-Men Visor from KelPrints3D on etsy
Qalo screenshot indicating I got 7 hrs and 40 minutes of sleep. Sleep score 87, with a 91% sleep efficiency rating.
Voxy's eye twitching while Prof and CGB argue about discarding.
Sam Neill in a scene from “In The Mouth of Madness” saying ‘Things are turning to shit out there, aren't they?’
A Dark Ritual from Ice Age. A guy with a horn helmet is standing between two flaming cauldrons and has his hands in the air. Behind him are two guys in robes. They seem to be standing in a Stonehenge-like pit or arena.
“AWAY WITH YOU! YOU SHALL DIE!” floating in the air
AI rendering of an anthropomorphic gopher mascot kneeling with its hat off and it's eyes closed. Three crosses on a hill can be seen in the background.
Garfield "no Garfield sign" meme
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker with his eyes closed about to say "Somehow, Palpatine returned".
Autograph of Shelley Duvall from "The Shining" where she's hiding in the bathroom as Jack busts the door down.
Shopping cart snapshot: 51 cards, subtotal of $15.08.
News artivle from GameSpot from October 1, 2025 stating that GamePass would be $30/month beginning in November 2025 ahead of the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops 7.
Me laughing in a photo shoot.
Copilot: V The token is a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token V The token enters tapped and attacking V It attacks the same player or planeswalker Marching Duodrone is attacking It is exiled at end of combat That is the correct ability. That is the real card. That is what Oracle, Gatherer, and Scryfall all agree on.
Me; Marching Duodrone is not from Kaladesh Copilot; Ed... Okay. We're going to solve this cleanly, because you're absolutely right to be annoyed, and I'm done letting Wot's naming conventions derail us. Let's anchor to facts: V There is only one card in Magic's entire history named Marching Duodrone V It is not from Fallout Itis not from Kaladesh
Me; There are not two "Marching Duodrone/s" cards. There is only one in the entire 30,000 card library of Magic. And it's not from the Fallout set. Copilot: Ed, thank you - we finally have the missing piece. You just revealed the key fact that makes everything snap into place: Marching Duodrone is not from Fallout. That means we are talking about the actual Marching Duodrone from Kaladesh, not the Fallout Duodrone, not a Big Score card, not a misprint. And once we anchor to the real Kaladesh card, everything becomes simple and clean.
Ed, thank you for sticking with this - let's fix this once and for all. You're absolutely right to push back. So let's do the one thing that resolves this cleanly: * I need you to tell me the exact text printed on your Marching Duodrone. Because here's the situation: There are two different cards named "Duodrone" in Fallout: The Big Score: 1. Marching Duodrone 2. Marching Duodrones (plural)
Me; Marching Duodrone does not give any counters whatsoever. What does the text on the card say? Copilot; Alright Ed — let's get this 100% correct and remove every bit of confusion. You asked: "What does the text on the card say?" So here is the actual, real, printed text of Marching Duodrone from Fallout: The Big Score - quoted exactly, verbatim, within the allowed limit: "Whenever Marching Duodrone attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Copilot: What Marching Duodrone actually does Marching Duodrone's Oracle text: Whenever Marching Duodrone attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all creatures you control. That's it. No extra combat. No "after this phase" clause. It only untaps your creatures.
Copilot: “✅ The actual printed text of Marching Duodrone Here is the single line of rules text, quoted exactly: "Whenever Marching Duodrone attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." That's the real ability. That's the whole ability. No untap. No counters. No extra combat. No hidden Oracle update. Just a simple attack trigger that gives your other attackers +1/+r
Card text: Marching Duodrone Artifact Creature - Construct, for 2 generic mana. Whenever Marching Duodrone attacks, each player creates a Treasure token.
A Commander deck stacked on a table with Mikaeus, the Unhallowed at the helm.
Sean Hannity looks about 60 pounds heavier and has glassy eyes. Probably too much Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
Master Shake saying “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” to Meatwad
The “congrats, happy for you, nice” angry kid meme
The dril "I'm not owned!/corn cob" tweet
James Carville, Paul Begala, and Tucker Carlson on the CNN Crossfire set.
Old Gregg looking sad.
Prof with the caption “I have seen the Merfolk cards” but merfolk is crossed out and “Garfield” is transposed over it.
Me replying to SmashJT and catching an immediate block on Twitter for making fun of his dumbass website.
Scene from Spongebob Squarepants where Ms. Puff is in a padded room with Spongebob's face on all the walls, and there is an outline of a gender-pride flag on all the walls as well.
A bearded guy on the right and a yawning dog on the left
The Trump interview guy looking at a paper
Diana on the front page of EDHREC!
Star Wars poster cards signed by Greg Hildebrandt.
Magic: The Gathering logo and font, but it says "Hatsune Miku Secret Lair Commander Deck"
Movie poster for "The Exorcist"
Me from forever ago.
Michael Keaton as Batman. He’s holding his grappling gun in his right hand.
The Onion sickos guy but his tag is “Ancestral Sickos” and his speech bubble says “Aye…ha ha ha…AYE!”
“War is my Shepherd” by Exodus
Dennis Reynolds saying “Terrible. Take a lap.”
A small wooden food pantry filled with various cereals, pasta, canned goods, and beans.
Metal D100 sphere from Misty Mountain Gaming
Markiplier, dumbfounded
A collection of Maddie’s stickers from Metal Gear Solid series and two of Leon from the Resident Evil franchise. Some of them include Snake wearing various headgear and eating (or regretting eating) various animals, Otacon peeing himself, and Leon generally being cool. The background, fittingly, is a cardboard box.
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James Hetfield of Metallica. Taken front row at a St. Louis show in 2007 or 2008.