Edcrab

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Steam Dota 2 install button, showing that the installation would require 69.79GB of space
google search screen, where the AI Overview response to "why is ram so expensive" is "RAM is expensive primarily because go fuck yourself lmao"
tweet from 2021: PM: *strangled dog during hard-hitting interview about his favourite crisps* starmer, the next day: I am gravely concerned about the prime minister's dog-strangling technique. I daresay these notes I've produced could help the two of us to— PM: shut the fuck up starmer: yes sir
screenshot of tweet: "Rebrand as 70% Racist party to court the vote base of the 90% Racist party. Obviously fail to steal voters from the original flavour Racist party. Alienate voters who don't actually want their politicians to be completely racist. Flounder around pathetically. Blame everyone else"
A Grok ad reading Tired of AI saying "I can't?"
Steam recommending Red Dead Redemption 2 because I recently played Half-Life
2023 tweet from HeavyVillain: never got the ai negativity. all you need is to add a 'normal fingers' prompt, a '2 arms' prompt, a 'don't suck', a 'dont put an eye on their nose wtf' and bam, click generate. The AI will make art that is EXACTLY like a good artist had a stroke and died before they finished it
BBC headline: "My dog's treatment cost £1,600 - vet bills are shocking" and for some reason the story was posted with a cat as the thumbnail
screengrab of 2022 tweet: Nemik: Anger can be righteous, an effector of change in the galaxy. But Yoda (who got fucked up by two angsty Sith) disagrees because he is a frog who sucks Andor: Nemik I think you've had enough Nemik, finishing his shandy: You know who's had enough? The oppressed peoples of th
Excerpt from the first Red Dwarf novel, re: the Coke company causing multiple stars to go supernova in order to write an ad in the sky: The cost of this single, three-word ad in star writing across the universe would amount to the entire military budget of the USA for the whole of history. So, ridiculous though it was, it was still a marginally more sensible way of blowing trillions of dollarpounds.
Tweet from February 2017: I think all the semantics about "actual fascist" versus "merely a demagogue using fascist rhetoric" are going to date fucking awfully
a Google Play screen: "Sorry! This content is not available in your country. Please feel free to pirate it :)"
Screenshot of train season ticket prices, showing £1k for the month or just shy of £11k for the year
tumblr front page with an "owo what's this" header above the updates section
A screenshot of the new Indiana Jones game, showing the titular character looking very sad indeed
BBC headline accompanying photograph of protestors: South Korea president backs down from martial law order after MPs vote to block it
A tweet from November 22, 2018 reading: Rebrand as 70% Racist party to court the vote base of the 90% Racist party. Obviously fail to steal voters from the original flavour Racist party. Alienate voters who don't actually want their politicians to be completely racist. Flounder around pathetically. Blame everyone else
Cohost post: Once upon a time I wrote some ass-backwards wanky deliberately bad sci-fi satire thing and the girl I liked said something along the lines of "have you considered writing something deliberately good instead or is that too hard" and I don't think the dent in my psyche ever fully went away
A baby bunny next to his sister