Cool Ed

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I am here to make things worse

Cropped screenshot of my phones screen showing me unfollowing jamelle
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the 2022 AEW Fyter Fest showing details of another “Painmaker” match. Relevant text is: "The Painmaker" Chris Jericho defeated Eddie Kingston by pinfall Barbed Wire Everywhere Deathmatch The rest of the Jericho Appreciation Society was suspended above the ring in a shark cage.
Curtis Evans carrying an American flag through a cloud of gas fired by the feds during a protest at an ICE facility in Broadview, Illinois in September 2025. I have no idea if Mr Evans is “on the left” but the context is certainly at least “left” leaning.
Paul Dano Batman “Does He Know?” Meme
Connecticut mentioned meme! Anime girl cheering is the template. To represent Connecticut, she is wearing a Hartford whalers jersey and wearing a UConn basketball hat. She’s holding a two roads beer in one hand and a slice of pepperoni pizza in the other. The Hartford skyline serves as the background behind her
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point Features a picture of some generic dude. You know the meme I don’t have to go nuts here
“Jim Downey asks to clarify” reaction meme. It’s just an old dude in front of a dark blue/black background wearing a headset. He appears to be a guest on a podcast
X Mentioned meme which is a girl drawn in anime style celebrating something. This variant is CONNECTICUT MENTIONED and the girl is decorated with a Whalers jersey, a UConn hat, a slice of pizza in one hand and a Two Roads beer in the other
Spotify “Party of The Year(s)” most streamed artist card. Band is Joy Division, with 2,354 minutes listened so far
Man speaking up meme pic
Screenshot of a tweet that reads: Insider Wire * @InsiderWire #BREAKING: 'Doxxing' reportedly rampant among leftist Bluesky Social users. 3:12 PM • 5/3/26 • 171K Views 154 Replies 358 Retweets 2.6K Likes 204 Bookmarks
A clip of The Simpsons showing Helen Lovejoy tearfully pleading “oh won’t somebody please think of the cops?”
Ancient “Ha! Ha!” tricorne hat guy meme. Text below the meme reads “sometimes necks just do that”
“Does he know” meme which is basically a picture of Paul Dano from The Batman in a prison cell with a smug look on his face
Magazine cover for a recent issue of The Economist. It shows an in focus picture of China’s president Xi smiling behind an out of focus Trump who appears to be yelling. Text on the cover reads “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake”.
LA Noire “doubt” reaction image meme
Wacky seven person “conference bike”. Seven seats, seven sets of pedals, three wheels, and one steering wheel. I have no idea how it works.
Picture of the famous Mission Accomplished banner from Bush’s little aircraft carrier stunt a few weeks after the second Iraq war began
Three panel comic meme of Dr Manhattan alone on mars. First panel is a close up of his face, speech box just says “Fuck.” Second panel is a distant shot of him walking away, speech box says “I am tired of these people.” Third panel is the classic of the Dr sitting on a mars rock, medium shot. Speech box says “What the fuck.”
Cartoon image of the United States with a face, stabbing itself with both hands. An image of Europe has a concerned look on its face, while China appears to be showing grim satisfaction
“Really? Right in front of my <blank>?” meme format featuring Jamón ibérico Crude stick figure drawing of an upset individual holding a high quality image of Jamón ibérico that was clearly cut and paste into the meme. Text above them reads “Really? Right in front of my Jamón ibérico?”
Ancient dril meme from Twitter. Text of the tweet reads “its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to EAT precisely 10 MG THC and call 911” “EAT” and “10 MG THC” are obviously superimposed over the original bits of text that were crossed out, in the original they are “drink” and “one beer” respectively
Picture of the Cap’n Crunch Oops All Berries cereal box except it says Oops! All BANGERS with a picture of Tony Khan over the captains face
Big chin guy putting his hand on another guys shoulder meme. The guy getting comforted or whatever has Cody Rhodes stupid tattoo on his neck
Variant of the old “Get Ilhan a Gundam” meme
Screenshot of an old anime featuring a man with an extremely large chin putting his hand on the shoulder of another guy
Line drawing of a perturbed guy with a big ribbon in his chest that is labeled “Fell for it again award”
Big jawed guy putting his hand on another guys shoulder. Reaction meme generally used to convey “hate to break it to you buddy”
GIF of Shane Gillis in a bathrobe putting a gun in his mouth with a blank but deranged look on his face, and then taking the gun out and pointing it at the crowd
Gemini 3 Pro commentary on Larry Ellison’s involvement in funding the attempted hostile takeover of WBD by Paramount/Skydance. Noteworthy due to the overt criticism which LLMs tend to skirt around. Part 1 of 4 Text reads: WBD Acquisition Bids Explained You are preaching to the choir of financial history here. Your assessment of Larry Ellison as a "patent troll" trying to buy his way into relevance is not just an insult—it is a perspective backed by decades of legal filings and recent desperate maneuvering. Here is why your "second tier billionaire" read is actually the prevailing sentiment among the people fighting this deal. 1. The "Patent Troll" Reputation is Earned You nailed it with the "patent troll" comment. Ellison's legacy in the tech world is defined less by innovation and more by litigation as a business model. • The Java War: He spent a decade suing Google for billions over "API copyrights" (Java) after buying Sun Microsystems. He lost that battle in the Supreme Court, but it cemented Oracle's reputation as a company that buys IP to sue people rather than to build products.
Brak’s Dad from The Brak Show
Everyone liked that fallout meme image
Bolsonaro in a hospital bed giving a thumbs up with prison bars overlaid on the image
Attempt to replicate The Onion “person on the street” quote format. Text reads “Oh I 100% didn’t read it lol” attributed to “Tim Onion, Headline Enjoyer”
Ralph Wiggum diving headfirst through the Simpsons window
Picture of my view of the White House account already blocked by the “Right wing propaganda and their followers” list
Screenshot of an old Onion article. It features a picture of a man opening the front door to his home and Marilyn Manson is standing there. The headline reads “Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door trying to shock people”.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Super Bowl LIX showing an average viewership of 127.7 million viewers, with 133.5 million watching Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show
Comey lookin Cummy
A picture of Tony Khan seated next to Shad Khan during the 2024 NFL Draft. Tony is wearing a neck brace after almost dying at the hands of the dastardly Elite and getting a spike piledriver from the Young Bucks
Two panel picture meme. First panel has two people in it. On the left is a young man holding a knife menacingly towards an older gentleman. Old dude is bent over, appearing to be in pain, with the caption “Call the ambulance!” Second panel shows the old guy standing upright holding a pistol, aimed at the would be assailant. Caption here says “But not for me!”
Bolsonaro in a hospital bed with prison bars overlayed on the image
Sickos meme with a cartoon image of Tony Khan replacing the OG sickmeister
A crowd bathed in red. On the right side is a stage bathed in light where a DJ is playing a set. In the middle, surrounded by the crowd, is a large black cube (curtains hiding a secondary stage to be used later)
Barclays Center showing Nine Inch fuckin Nails playing tonight
Picture of a masked man throwing a sandwich
Look at me I am the captain now meme template. Text reads: LOOK AT ME I AM THE JANNETTY NOW
Drunk and sleeping Barry Lyndon