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sometimes artist, notorious lazy game dev, Quality™ connoisseur, relapsing doomposter | shoot the core! | twenty-whatever | EN, basic FI | 🎨: @gaofangs.bsky.social | 🔞

the Son of Zombie hot sauce from Torchbearer. very gen X coded label, but the sauce is quite good
My results from the quoted UT/DR Soul color quiz. My result is dominantly patience at 62%, with perseverance and integrity tied for second at 36%. Kindness follows at 34%, then determination at 28%, justice at 22%, and bravery at dead last with 16%
a cropped screenshot of Tork & Kral: A Prehistorik Adventure on the Zeebo. It is a help message explaining a power up. Specifically, it says: "FART YOU CAN SUFFOCATE ENEMIES USING THE FART SPECIAL POWER."
A screenshot from Shattered Pixel Dungeon, showing a run result. My inventory consists of a +5 Runic Blade, a +7 Hero's Garb of Obfuscation (which makes it harder to be spotted by monsters), a +10 Cloak of Shadows, a +3 Ring of Accuracy, a +4 Ring of Evasion, and a +3 Ferret Tuft (which gives everyone including monsters +50% evasion).
kermit with his face scrunched up
11 - DAM BUSTERS They are destroying everything and the only way to save the wildlife is to break the dam and let the water free.
A screenshot from Dr. Lunatic: Supreme with Cheese. It is a photo of a small kitten standing on a keyboard, "playing" a level from the game. There is text that reads "HUZZAH!!! You are nearly as skilled as this small, helpless kitten!" Huzzah is the cat's name.
it's like you put awesome sauce on an epic plate of bodaciousness
text from Dr. Lunatic reading "You killed Santa Claus!!!!"
my lock screen. a mimiga from cave story is fishing in a wide ocean. a chinfish/egg fish is chilling on the right, and several ikachan/squids are swimming deep below
A run review from Shattered Pixel Dungeon ver 3.3.8. This was a Warrior run that ascended, and the review is showing the equipped items I had when ascending. They are: Greataxe +4, Hero's Platemail +6 (with a camouflage seal), Chalice of Blood +5, Ring of Evasion +3, Ring of Elements +1, a Mimic's Tooth (increases mimic spawn rate), a Wand of Transfusion +1 (which i almost never used lol), and a water holder. I also had 3 blessed Ankhs left over, but the run review doesn't show non-equipped items.
Eden, an anthropomorphic deer, is sitting in a fetal position in the void. One of their antlers was ripped off, and a trail of blood is dribbling out of where the antler was torn as well as where the torn antler rests.
An example picture of Superman ice cream, made with Blue Moon, Vanilla (sometimes banana???), and Cherry (sometimes strawberry?) flavors. Each represented as blue, yellow, and red respectively.
A shirt made by Rockcock64, reading: DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M CLOSE TO LEVELING and you look like just enough EXP to make me level up just like in the classic Final Fantasy video games on the SNES and PlayStation where you play as Cloud Strife & in order to kill Sephiroth you have to get stronger by leveling up by getting EXP from killing bad guys in turn based battles while you progress through a story telling experience so this shirt is like a video game reference except subtle
the blocked accounts tab, showing my most recent blocks all coming from sloppa bots pretending to be old philosophers, all presumably advertising some AI chatbot shit
A Waddle Dee from Kirby Triple Deluxe. It is holding up a yellow warning sign, and text underneath it reads "You're sure you won't regret this?"
michael from what's michael, an orange cat with stripes. he is doing a little dance
A man points at himself in the mirror. This comes from a WikiHow article titled "How to Resist Sexual Temptation" which has been removed a long while ago.
My results from Professor Bonsly's Dual-Type Pokemon Personality Test https://professorbonsly.itch.io/18types While I did choose the second monotype here, all three claim that I am bug type. For clarity's sake though, the #1 monotype it said I was was Fairy. Paraphrasing, the Bug type prefers to be alone, follows orders quietly, and blends in. To the right, it says my attributes are "Blends In", "Mysterious", and "Hardy". It also lists my stats, and my three abilities of "Serene Grace", "Mimicry", and "Overcoat".
sloppa generated ingredient list for cheesecake
beb/bebka, a deer made entirely out of rage, stares angrily at you
The options menu icons for SuperTux. From left to right: 1. "Locale"; Tux looking back at a piece of the Earth he is carrying that fell off. 2. "Video"; Tux looks at you with a thumbs up, while the computer he is using is showing a blue screen and an angry face. 3. "Audio"; Tux's beak is stretched out to look like a vuvuzela or like Pingu's beak, making the most cacophonous noise you can possibly imagine. 4. "Controls"; Tux is wearing a black sweatshirt and sunglasses, holding up a blue keyboard and mouse on one flipper, and a red controller in the other. 5. "Extras"; Tux and a red Tux are pointing at each other like that Spider-Man meme, both with exclamation points over their heads. 6. "Advanced"; Tux is looking dumbfounded over basic geometry surrounding him.
An edited version of the RealPlayer logo. Instead of being blue and saying "real", it is now red and says "fake".
fishstick from that one video game. you know the one. his pupils are dilated and he is screaming at you
the entire stage map for Stage 13 in Bubsy: Fractured Furry Tales on the Atari Jaguar. To avoid repeating myself in the other two alt texts: All three stages are made entirely out of candy. The ground is a massive cake with both chocolate and vanilla frosting between each layer, with what I can only assume is strawberry frosting on top. Inside the cake are what seem to be nuts, chocolate chips, and cherries(?). The stages also feature giant floating candy canes, giant chocolate bars, the odd chocolate chip muffin, cans and bottles of soda, a few chocolate eclairs, and the rare giant slice of toast floating in midair. There also seem to be a few floating cookies and donuts with thick frosting on top. Embedded in the cake are entire bottles of what is either water, or probably blue Kool-Aid or blue Calypso or something along those lines. Since this is a candy world, I am going to assume it's not water. Bubsy is canonically 3'6", and using the power of hasty lazy maths, I estimate that the cans of soda alone are about 7'4". These details are the same throughout all three stages.
refsheet for Eden, the anthropomorphic deer
refsheet for Eden, the anthropomorphic deer
another screenshot from the Poorly Translated STS2 mod. It shows The Defect at the Architect's room, where it says: "When the greedy part is insatiable, you eat and die."
A screenshot from the Poorly Translated STS2 mod. The Fishing Rod relic now reads: "Fishing for Dick Every 3 normal combats, upgrade a random card in your surface."
the secrets of the universe
extremely crusty drawing of someone screaming and throttling their monitor
perfect victory for the zsiros kenyer scrandle
An option from Scrandle. It comes from the Hartford Yard Goats in the United States. The meal is called "The Anti-Hero", and it is a 2 foot long hotdog that is inside 11 powdered donuts with "YARD GOATS" written on them, and all that is inside a long bun that has mustard and ketchup drizzled on it. This costs £24.
the scene from The Simpsons s06e4 (Itchy and Scratchy Land) where lisa barges into homer and marge's room while they are asleep. there are three panels. Panel 1: Lisa barges into the room exclaiming "MOM! DAD! NEW SONIC ADVENTURE!" Panel 2: Homer and Marge are jolted awake, in shock over the news Panel 3: Bart sits up in the wagon, saying "THATS RIGHT! the SONIC CHECK IN ADVENTURE"
herb powell from the simpsons (s2e15), with homer's car replaced with the steam machine
One day i'm gonna be a computer ✅ immortal ✅ smells nice in there ✅ get to beep ✅ Microsoft Excel and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me
the green slime found in chemical plant zone act 2 in sonic mania
a slightly blurry photo of my cat, jingle. she is being pet
"Reminder: We are TWO underwear changes away from Christmas!" [image of someone's Roblox avatar, for some reason]
bomberman's head as a bong. bongerman.
A two panel comic, edit of the mental gymnastics comic. The top panel is someone doing basic gymnastics with the text "Drawing a perfect circle is quite easy to do in Photoshop. Use the Ellipse Tool." The bottom panel is someone doing flips from a high bar, grabbing onto rings, doing a split on a cylinder, and flying across a burning car on a jetpack. The text reads: "While there is no 'Draw Circle' tool in GIMP, there are several ways you can create circles using the tools provided. The Path tool will create a vector circle that you can add a border to. You can use the Select tool to create a circular border from the Ellipse Select function. You can use that same basic function to create a solid circle with no border."
a clickhole image reading: "Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." - Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo
a baby deer laying next to a can of coke
Post me to allow people to be unhinged about your characters
broken switch
the TADC logo generator from the quoted post. this reads "THE BINDING OF ISAAC REPENTANCE+"
the last two panels from the mysillycomics comic "true conversationalist". the first panel is the character staring with a smile, the second panel is the character speaking and saying "yea"
A page from roguebasin dot com. It reads: "List of roguelikes with poop It is currently unknown whether any roguelikes contain feces."
my favorite video games are better than yours
A screencap from Luigi's Mansion. Luigi is saying "It's a picture... but I wouldn't call it art."
Bomberworm, from Bomberman Quest
the same post as OP, but with a translate button below
A screenshot from the C++ page on Uncyclopedia. This depicts the """official""" mascot of C++, an obese, diseased rat with a leg blown off named Keith. The page says that Richard Stallman drew him.
A screenshot of an article titled "The best sleeping position, according to experts". The image is of someone sleeping in a question mark pose.
What's harder than this Studio Ghibili food opinion that got you like Gmail perks still serve Coca-Cola the old fashioned way etc etc
Doc Louis standing behind Little Mac, a screenshot from Punch-Out!! (Wii)
A screenshot from Strong Bad E-mail #100: flashback. It shows Strong Bad winning a game of tennis on the moon against the Coach Z, explaining to him that 3 is clearly a smaller number than a million. Now he understands.
Directions Shake the lizard.
pointing at self