Emma Wright

@editorialgirl.co.uk

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No longer an editor or a girl. Probably taller than you were expecting.

What time you off on holiday, mom and dad? Off now, ish. Mom just making a couple of dresses
Fightradar24 screenshot shows a Bombardier Global 7500 owned by FAMFA Oil flying over my house
7.30 EBONY: New series of the magazine for Britain's black communties. Says producer Keith Sheather: "We hope it will encourage black and white viewers to examine their response to multi-racial matters." Good luck, Keith.
Sausages in batter. Not necessarily toad in the hole as such
Photo of the Warwick Bowl building taken in 1982
Three Highland cows (coos) in front of the Grampians
A photo of a car parked across a pavement next to a flooded road with a police car in the distance. Headline reads Take a stroll along this flat 5 mile west Midlands railway walk perfect for a gentle meander
A large table absolutely full of fruit, bread, wine, chocolate, preserves etc
Label on bottle of fragrance sticks reads Dolce First corset dress
DO NOT INFLATE INSIDE THE AIRCRAFT
News headline: Expect smaller broccoli if heatwave continues, farmers warn
Excerpt from bowel cancer screening test instructions: We only need a little poo to test - please do not add extra!
The waistbands of three pairs of trousers. One waistband is significantly longer than the other two.
Screenshot of AccuWeather app showing forecast for Moseley area, with cloud symbols
Three birthday cards with the number 50 on them
A photo of Emma looking very perturbed and the words "50 omg"
Cleethorpes beach, January 2007. The sky is very dark but the grey, wet beach is reflecting sunlight from somewhere. Far ahead, a couple with a dog are silhouetted against the sand, but the beach is otherwise deserted.
Key to chocolates on the side of a box of Quality Street describes two of the chocolates as the green triangle and the purple one
Guardian headline, January 2025: 'We've got rats as big as your feet': Birmingham residents despair as rubbish piles up
Ben's substack profile, as it looks on my app, showing "no posts yet"
Duolingo screenshot. I've translated the phrase "I like bad boys" from Korean and the game has responded "Nice!"
A teeny tiny cut
Jaden Smith dressed as a castle
Half of the neighbours are talking about a fox and the other half are talking about a dishwasher repair man. It's unclear which one pooed on Ruth's patio.
A grotesquely beefy cartoon owl doing weights. Stop it.
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An advert for Boden. "Explore everyday looks packed with colour, signature prints and unforgettable details." The model is wearing a green, white, yellow, red, blue and pink striped leotard and nothing else.
BBC weather presenter wears eye-catching, wide-legged white trousers with a bold geometric pattern
AccuWeather app telling me "snow starting in 7 min"
Lizz Lunney's "Depressed Cat" comic character. Underneath the frowning cat are the words "HAVING FUN"
Video of me tipping a box of foam packing pieces into the sink and dissolving them under the tap.
Screenshot of @bakebirmingham post on Instagram, which says they'll be at Tilt, 2 City Arcade B2 4TX, today Saturday 7th.
A screenshot from MasterChef: The Professionals S17 E18. Chef Marcus Wareing is looking down and saying, "I've done a Gregg".
Screenshot of Amazon app which says my order will be arriving today by 10pm, but also says it's not yet out for delivery.
The author, in jeans and a black top, stands with her legs planted firmly apart and hands behind her back, leaning down to peer into the camera. It's all a bit 90s indie music video tbh.
A screenshot from Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)... So yeah, technically Hopkirk was the invalid one
Oxblood Red Long Collared Zip Neck Dress from Next. Looks a bit like the ones they wear in the Handmaid's Tale TV series.
Google Doc spellcheck has highlighted the word "centre" (the British English spelling) and suggests "center" (the US English spelling). It reads "you are seeing this suggestion because your language is set to British English".
Photo of night sky taken from south Birmingham, of all places, showing purple and red streaks
Dolphins swimming RIGHT NEXT TO US because it's our wedding anniversary. Probably.
A table set with the card game "Spots"
Cover of Poolside by Nu Shooz
Screenshot of my "Popular with Friends" feed, which reads: This feed is empty! You may need to follow more users or tune your language settings."
Another Google Docs pop-up suggesting I change "customize" to "customise", with an S, "because your language is set to American English". I know! I did that because I want to spell customize with a zee!
Pop up message from Google Docs, after I have spelled "color" without a U, because I am writing for a US audience: "Suggested spelling: colour. You are seeing this suggestion because your language is set to American English. Change language to British English?"
Windswept man stands in the sea, pointlessly trying to open an umbrella against torrential rain.