Becky.

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Sadder but wiser girl Advocates dirty books She/Her Des Moines, IA

Conan O'Brien asks a Japanese woman "Why am I not your type, what's wrong?"
A video of a tiny bug trapped inside the screen of my computer monitor. It's roaming around while I try to smush it but it cannot be smushed.
The silhouette of a small praying mantis on top of a head rest in a car.
A small fawn Chihuahua mix sitting on my chest. His eyes are closed and he looks totally blissed out
An adorable little black and white dog on a grey couch surrounded by bones and rawhide chews
A giant bowl full of homemade pimento cheese.
A photo of a dog and cat with their heads peeking out a curtain. The photo is taken from behind so we just see their rear ends
Blurry close up of Laszlo, a black cat. He is making a"derp" face He just smelled something and had to open his mouth to get a full taste of it
Becky in a black denim jumpsuit. She is holding a small grey stool with wooden legs
A small fawn Chihuahua sitting in the front seat of a car. He is in a black harness and a purple leash. I have crudely drawn sunglasses on his face
A black cat laying on his back on the floor, his belly to the sky.
A small beef brisket in aluminum foil
Frankie, a small fawn Chihuahua mix dog laying on the floor looking guilty? Proud?
Screenshot of a text from my mom. It reads "A friend was using an app called Next Door and had a creepy thing happen. She's telling everyone to delete it if they have it."
A screenshot of Seinfeld. Kramer is saying "And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken." I crossed out the Darrin's and replaced it with Reggie's
Video of a tiny octopus trying to cover itself up with sand
Selfie of me, a middle aged white woman, holding a tan baby goat who is nuzzling under my chin
Gif of singer Meek in a red fur hat and a brown track suit walking down the street. Colorful words read Feeling Fucking Fabulous
Multicolored beaded bracelets hanging on a yellow rack. They read Da Fuq, Ya Gotta Laugh, Bruba Go Do, Heynong Man, My Goomah and Ground Beefing
A white man with glasses (Andy Daly as Forest McNeil in "Review")sits in a booth at a diner. In front of him is a plate of half-eaten pancakes. The man has his eyes closed and looks miserable. He is questioning his life choices, which includes agreeing to eat 15 pancakes for his television show.
A perfectly golden pancake on a green plate
A screenshot of a google ai overview response. It reads: By commanding her to eat the decadent, dairy-topped pastry, Landa might be psychologically prodding her to see how she reacts to the veiled test. Polite Sadism: The entire scene highlights Landa's frightening ability to mask his ruthless nature and his probable knowledge of her true identity behind extreme politeness and hospitality. If you want to recreate the tension (and the delicious dessert) in your own kitchen, a detailed baking and assembly process is required.
Rachel and Becky, 2 white women, standing in front of a marquee that reads First Avenue Presents Comedy Bang! Bang! May 19 8PM
Black cat in a fuzzy green box on a cat tree. He is excessively handsome.
A black sled dog puppy sitting outside a wooden dog house with his nose in the air
5 sled dog puppies in a large enclosure. 3 of them are lounging while 2 of them are playing with their heads inside a short length of PVC pipe. All the puppies are mostly black but one is white with black spots and has a cute tummy
Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors saying "Nice plant. Big."
2 sleeping dogs. Frankie is a fawn Chihuahua mix on an orange loveseat. His head is on a grey pillow. Otis is a white cavachon lounging in a grey dog bed on the floor
An orange pencil that says I'm a Rosie Reader
A photo of a large brown bison and a small white bison calf in a green pasture.
Laszlo. A black cat.
Multicolor pencil grips
A medium fawn dog with white paws, floppy ears and a fluffy tail. He is holding a long yellow rubber duck toy in his mouth
A medium fawn dog with a long rubber duck dog toy in his mouth
A DQ ice cream cone covered in a mix of rainbow sprinkles and mystery yellow crunchy bits.
Me as a child in Groucho glasses
An all-grey cat sitting on a teal side table
A black cat on an exam table at the vet's office. His mouth is open and 2 lower teeth are visible
A photo of the inside of a large convention center with rows and rows of pool tables with blue felt. Text from the Iowa Events Center and says setup is underway for the annual Iowa State Pool Players Association Tournament
A photo of the top of a large bird cage. Above the cage is a handwritten sign in green marker that says "Birds Bite!!!"
A small plastic beige garbage can with black liner on a tiled bathroom floor. There is a large piece of dental floss hanging out the side.
A selfie of Dave, me and a paper mache trump head I made. Dave is a middle aged white man with a white beard and mustache wearing sunglasses and a green flat cap. Becky is a middle aged white woman in a multicolor knitted cap and sunglasses The trump head is large and bulbous, painted orange with big red lips like a blow up sex doll and yellow easter grass for hair
Staple remover
A pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese
2 still from What We Do in the Shadows. In both Nandor sits in a chair in the vampire's dark ornate room. In the first still Nandor says From Panera Bread you came. In the second he says and to Panera Bread you shall return
A poppyseed bagel coated in an ungodly amount of poppy seeds.
Cover of a book called Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. The illustration is of a head growing out of a hill in profile
Screenshot of a text conversation. My friend says "I wanna get Olympic rings tattoo. Where shall I get it?" I suggested "Right around your butthole. Your anus can be the middle ring"
A dark brown Bundt cake sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar on a jadeite cake stand.
A screenshot of the 10 day forecast for Des Moines, Iowa. Today's high is 18, low is 2. Friday's high is 60 with a low of 33.
At first glance it just looks like a photo of a yard with dead grass and a privacy fence. Zooming in at the bottom of the fence reveals a little doggie face peeking under
A selfie of me and my husband at a Renaissance fair. I'm a middle aged white woman in a green peasant top and rabbit ears.y husband is a middle aged white man with a grey beard. He is dressed as a wizard
A handheld ski slalom video game from the 80s by Mattel Electronics The settings on the left say gold, silver, bronze, slalom and start and finish. The "screen" is a tiny black strip and the graphics are just red dots
A round coffee cake on a jadeite cake stand.
A short video of a small dog playing tug with a man in the foreground. In the background is a white cavachon on his back in a green bed. He hears fun is happening and his tail is wagging wagging wagging but he doesn't move otherwise.
Cover of the Little Golden Book "Mister Dog" It is an illustration of a born dog in a straw hat smoking a pipe. He is wearing a red bow tie
A round white layer cake on a jadeite cake stand with a clear dome. The cake is covered in white frosting and sprinkled with red and white sprinkles and red glitter sprinkles
Small fawn Chihuahua mix sits on a teal rug next to a yellow script font wall decal that says "Frankie's place" His diploma from the Zoom Room sits on the floor next to him.
Photo of firemen after putting out a garage fire. Almost one whole wall of the garage had to be destroyed to put out the fire
A photo I took over our fence of a garage on fire. There are flames where the wall and roof meet and a lot of smoke. There are firefighters working on putting out the fire