Edward Salt

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Stage Manager. Procrastinator. Funny Uncle.

Poster for the stage play 'Doctor Who - The Ultimate Adventure' by Terrance Dicks, depicting Colin Baker as Dr Who, surrounded by various aliens, including three rudimentary-looking Daleks. Yellow flashes proclaim "stunning hi tech & laser effects' and, rather unnecessarily, 'on stage'.
Tom Baker as Dr Who, submerged under water, from TV's Dr Who and the Deadly Assassin.
Julie Walters as Mrs Overall and Celia Impie as Miss Babs, from TV’s Acorn Antiques.
Me, wearing a T-shirt with a picture on it showing the cover to the single ‘Tainted Love’.
Moloch - a wizened, one-eyed alien, peering out from under a protective dome. Clearly a hand-puppet. From TV's Blake's 7 episode, Moloch.
The Blackpool Tower, in Blackpool.
Dr Who, played by Tom Baker, stood by the black pool to another dimension, staring in awe as a giant, blobby, red outline-monster emerges from it; from TV's Dr Who and the Planet of Evil.
Dr Styles, played by Rula Lenska, who famously said the line, from TV’s Dr Who and the Resurrection of the Daleks.
The empty stage at Blackpool Opera House, bathed in purple light.
The hardback edition of Patrick Mulkern’s ‘You Are Not Alone’.
Fake Dr Who title card: Oh Well, by Russell T Davies and Sharma Angel-Walfall.
Fake Dr Who title card: Nose by Russell T Davies.
Fake Doctor Who title card: The Purse of Fenric
Fake Dr Who title card: The Horns of Simon.
Fake Dr Who title card saying Daydream of Eden.
Three wizened and stooped old men in matching futuristic tunics, from TV's Dr Who and Shada. Not really Hanson.
Title card image of the Starship Enterprise in space, from the TV series Star Trek The Next Generation, with the episode title proclaiming to be "Will Hindle Succeed?"
Image of the wicked Master on a video screen, revealing he’s aware of the true identity of the Valeyard, from TV’s Doctor Who and the Trial of a Time Lord.
A burning sofa in the middle of a road, with a bus driving towards it; an unused shot from TV's Dr Who and Rose.
A screen shot of Sky News showing King Charles III reading a speech to the US Congress.
The US President showing a painting to King Charles, Queen Camilla and a woman whose face is obscurred by a big purple hat, but is probably Melania Trump.
Humker & Tandrell, two clever clogs with bleached blond hair, in matching yellow & white outfits, from TV's Dr Who and the Trial of a Time Lord.
My hand holding the book ‘Tales of the Suburbs’ by John Grindrod.
Dr Who's TARDIS sits on a beach in the distance, while up above the moon splits apart to reveal a giant space chicken, from TV's Dr Who and Kill the Moon.
The Welsh actor Talfryn Thomas.
A group of Daleks and the Earth Controller looking at a short column with a glowing, as one of the Daleks says, "Activate the magnetron!"
Dr Who's car, Bessie, about to be engulfed by a large blob of multicoloured anti-matter, from TV's Dr Who and the Three Doctors.
Poster image for the third Dune movie, but the title has been changed to 'Terry and Dune', with a subtitle of 'Happy Ever After', using the Dune font logo generator.
Popular entertainer Myra DuBois, with big hair, looking fabulous in a red, blue & yellow ensemble. (Not to be confused with Colin Baker as the sixth Dr Who.)
Caroline Langrishe and David Andrews from the hot TV show, Pulaski.
Hartley Hare, Johnny and Pig, from TV’s Pipkins.
The actor Barry Stanton as Noma, a bird-like man from the planet Jaconda, from TV's Dr Who and the Twin Dilemma.
Squaredle grid with a disallowed symbol next to the guessed word ‘padam’.
Louise Jameson as Leela looks on incomprehendingly while Tom Baker as Dr Who, says "The shameleon factor", from TV's Dr Who and the Horror of Fang Rock
Diamond shaped, green visual 'howl-around' from the Dr Who title sequence 1973.
A Squaredle express 3x3 grid with the letters C O L A R B M T A, showing the guessed word ‘macra’ as not recognised.
A Merlin handheld console. It looks a bit like a large red telephone handset.
Newspaper headline asking, "What is the solution to Oxford's traffic woes?' with a photo of an air taxi.
A Federation Security Robot from TV's Blake's 7: Seek-Locate-Destroy.
Janice and Ray (played by Catherine Tate and Derren Litten), from TV's The Catherine Tate Show, about to say, "The dirty bastards".
John Abineri as Van Lutyens, with a dodgy syrup, from TV's Dr Who and the Fury from the Deep.
A photo of Princess Anne, above a headline from the Mirror, reading "Princess Anne's six-word remark to 'nervous' pop star shows her true colours"
Close up of Elisabeth Sladen, sporting a very bouncy bobbed haircut, looking to camera, in a Vosene Medicated Shampoo advert from the late 80s.
Carmen Silvera as Mrs Wiggs, from TV's Dr Who and the Celestial Toymaker.
Captain Hilio, a Menoptra (played by Martin Jarvis), asking the question, "Codeword?", to which his out-of-view fellow Menoptra Hrostar replies, "Electron"; from TV's Dr Who and the Web Planet.
Run DMC video, with subtitles. "Won't you tell me last time that love bought your clothes"
The Pipkins van, from TV's Pipkins.
A tranformed Ky, in shimmering rainbow colours, from TV's Dr Who and the Mutants (1972).
Sophie Rundle as Ann Walker and Suranne Jones as Anne Lister, from TV's Gentleman Jack.
A screenshot showing the words 'boom, boom, boom, boom' in cartoon writing on a starry background, from the Vengaboys' hit single, 'Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!'
Janice and Ray (played by Catherine Tate and Derren Litten), from TV's The Catherine Tate Show, about to say, "The dirty bastards".
Delivery notification saying, "Evri we've got your parcel."
Tom Baker as Doctor Who, falling to his knees, surrounded by three large wall screens with his face staring out at him, from TV's Dr Who and the Face of Evil.
A Bayeux Tapestry rendition of the scene leading up to the fourth Doctor's regeneration from Dr Who and Logopolis. Beneath a tall structure, three figures gather around a dying fourth, watched on by a spectral figure. The dying person breathes his last words, "It's the end but the moment has been prepared for."
Doctor Who grabbing the Cyberleader from behind, inside the TARDIS, from TV's Dr Who and an Earthshock.
Cover for the Ethel Merman Disco Album, showing Ethel Merman dancing in a multicoloured dress (possibly a kaftan) on a spangly background.
Anthony Ainley and Nicholas Courtney wearing headsets & singing into microphones, in the video to charity protest single 'Doctor in Distress'.
Carmen Silvera as Mrs Wiggs, the cook, from TV's Dr Who and the Celestial Toymaker.
Edmund Warwick as Dr Who's robot double, from TV's Dr Who and the Chase. It is impossible to distinguish from the original.
A baleful eyeball stares out from the green & black slimy, melting face of Neebor from the planet Vashir, from TV's The Tomorrow People.