Eel Snave

@eelsnave.bsky.social

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I know a thing or two about a thing or two #brewers #packers #webcomics I am a deeply silly person.

Baby chicks in an incubator
A hose with the label "heavy duty kink control hose"
An image from Elden Ring with the words "stock market goosed" overlaid.
A screen that says "more rigid design" and "30% stiffer crankshaft"
A book cover that says "Sausage!"
A cat sitting in the dark next to a candle.
An orange and white cat staring at the camera.
A clip from a New Yorker article about Karine Jean-Pierre: "Jean-Pierre, who served for more than two years in her role, which consisted of defending the Administration to the press and explaining its policies, also blames the Democratic Party because it “couldn’t articulate the achievements of the Biden/Harris administration well enough.”
Yo La Tengo and Doug Martsch of Built to Spill playing a song together
A dril tweet saying "go ahead. Keep screaming shut the fuck up at me. It only makes my opinions worse."
An orange cat getting startled by the sound of an acoustic guitar
An orange cat sitting on top of a blanket
The Doom cover photoshopped to say "mooo" with a cow head over the Doom slayer
An orange cat with wild eyes with half of her body under a couch.
A sleeping brown and black striped cat
A man with short blonde hair being aggressively snuggled by a sand-colored cat with scruffy fur.
Silvio from the Sopranos saying, "It's anti-Italian discrimination."
In a small panel, there's a cartoon demon saying "My name is Steve." The larger panel says, "OK, actually it's not Steve. It's actually STEVNAR THE DESTROYER, RENDER OF LIMBS, DESTROYER OF HOPE, DRINKER OF SOULS, befouler of porta-potties, SCOURGE OF MORTALS, PRINCE OF DECAY but everyone just calls me Steve.
A sleeping orange cat, wrapped in a camouflage blanket.
A picture of Sue Sylvester edited to have her say, "I am going to create an Mega Man that is so x,"
The title of "Nier: Automata" edited poorly to read "Nier A Tomato" with a clip art tomato next to it.
A screenshot from Castlevania: Circle of the Moon showing a pair of sassy-looking mummies walking together.
A black cat with a white muzzle sitting on a knit blanket.
Steve: "Life wasn't supposed to be this boring." He is roasting a human on a trident. Next panel: Steve is a young child with a beanie and a lollipop. "I was once a happy kid. My future could have been anything." Next panel: "My dad didn't let me." He says, "Hey Dad! Guess what I'm going to be when I grow up!" Next panel: A demon reads a newspaper. Next panel: The demon raises his eye over the paper and an exclamation point is over his head. Next panel: The paper is down and it's Steve's father, with glasses and a cardigan. "So you don't want to work for me?" he says. Next panel: Child Steve says, "Well, I..." Next panel: Steve's father says, "My dad tortured humans, my grandpa tortured humans..." Next panel: Steve's father continues while pointing at his hand. "Your GREAT grandpa invented the eyeball crusher! HIS father invented the eyeball SCOOPER!" Next panel: "This is the family business! And YOU! Are going to torture humans! End of story!" Next panel: We return to modern-day Steve. He is swinging a hammer at a terrified human, and the caption reads, "So, here I sit." Final panel: The sound effects "THWACK THWACK THWACK" appear as Steve sighs.
A big orange and white cat laying on the back of a couch.
A small panel with a demon saying, "My name is Steve." A larger panel with, "OK, actually it's not Steve. It's actually STEVNAR the DESTROYER! RENDER OF LIMBS, DESTROYER OF HOPE, DRINKER OF SOULS, befouler of portapotties, SCOURGE OF MORTALS, PRINCE OF DECAY, but everyone just calls me Steve."
A plastic doll with the torso pushed in
A picture of former Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler with text over it saying, "I set my DVR for 'The Biggest Loser', it keeps recording Bears games."
A striped brown cat laying on a carpet with his paws curled up.
A drawing of a cute fluffy dog with a sword standing stop a pile of skulls.
An orange cat wrapping his paw around a much smaller black cat.
An image of country singer Tom T Hall with leaves in the background and word art text that says "brat summer is over, it is now officially Tom T Hall fall."
"Well that scene is where Billy Madison and Chris Farley fuck like rabbits for the rest of the movie, real hardcore shit" "Anal felching, fisting, snowballing, fuck machines" "Full penetration, I'm surprised it got PG-13 but standards were different then"
Grey kitten in the foreground with a tag saying her name is Penny.
A picture of Stains the dog looking at a plate of cupcakes with a thousand-yard stare.
My daughter wearing a mask with a smile plastered over it by faceapp
My baby put through several faceapp filters until he looks like an old man
George W. Bush being told about 9/11 but he's been transformed into a smiling woman.
A black and white kitten bites a much larger older cat, and he appears upset by this. It's ok because the older cat is an asshole.