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@eepy.bsky.social

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Jade she/her I make feeds!

screenshot showing I have the label set to off
Pacific Northwest California Midwest East Coast North East Coast South South Tropical Southwest
timer that reads 45 minutes and 38 seconds
a timer that reads 20 minutes and 12 seconds
timer that reads 23 minutes and 39.73 seconds
Two hot drinks in cute little cups. The top one is a hojicha hot chocolate which is thick dark chocolate not too sweet and flavored with toasted buckwheat. The second drink is a spicy chai with a toasted vanilla marshmallow on top.
Screenshot of the game from the quote post where it shows my score: 8500. The background is that famous photo of elon musk watching a rocket launch with an American flag overlay and shitty clip art space ex rockets.
Some kind of sigil drawn on a trash can lid labeled order of 6 serpents but 2/3 words are spelled incorrectly
Michelle Obama Tells a Secret: 'I Have Been at Every Powerful Table You Can Think of... They Are Not That Smart'
A screenshot of the results page from the above quiz that shows score ranges and how many takers fell into them. 90 takers got 60-69% and only 3 takers got over 90%. There is a possibly subtle joke in this image because only one quiz taker got under 9%. That range is highlighted in green which indicates that that taker... is me.
Picture of the Oregon voter pamphlet with an argument for of measure 118 that's just 8 sentences repeated 5 times each. It reads like a scam email that says cash! Cash! Cash! 1600 dollars for every Oregonian!
Sarah Anderson's bluesky account labeled for impersonation
A pot of simmering chicken soup complete with bits of chicken
Picture of a soup on a stove that contains celery, onions, carrots, and cabbage. There's also potatoes in there but they aren't visible.
A soup stock about to be boiled with a bunch of different herbs on top
A potoo, a bird with a goofy face, big yellow eyes and a little body that scrunches into different shapes so it can pretend to be pieces of dead wood.
A pigeon with light coloring and that little bit of iridescence around the collar. It also has pink feet.
A secretary bird. A bird with long legs who looks like she's wearing thigh thighs and a lot of orange eyeshadow.
My vocabulary size is 22911 or in the top 5.15% at the level of a white collar professional in the USA
View of some city streets from a balcony. There's a small park surrounded by tree-lined streets and towering residential apartment buildings covered with blue-green glass. One of the buildings is short enough that you can see the top and it has a little rooftop garden.
The generated card saying when I joined
Footage from a car moving slowly through an urban parking lot. Despite the suburban setting everything feels lush and vibrant. As the car rolls forward, the bright orange sun filters through trees and illuminates the gentle rain falling from dark clouds overhead. "Casual" by Chappell Roan is barely audible over the sound of cars rolling through the wet pavement.
Question on a form to join a queer housing group that reads "Do you identify as LGBTQ or a related identity? If so how? (One word answers are unacceptable)
Picture of Frieren, an anime elf wizard and her two companions, a couple of teenagers. It's a show about a character with a very long lifespan trying not to allow grief to get in the way of connection.
Jack Black using a wood axe to chop down a tree in minecraft
Jack Black badly photoshopped into a minecraft screenshot
Screenshot of my feeds where it shows the Blacksky trending feed is showing a message aborted error
Bluesky DM report screen where you can see me trying to report a message that just say "Hi Winner" as spam but the keyboard is covering all the important parts of the screen.
USA vice presidential candidate Tim Walz riding a tampon in the sky with fireworks behind him. Text says "hell yea I'm voting for tampon tim"
screenshot showing Dave's post in the Gardening Feed
A t-shirt graphic that looks like it was designed by a teenager featured Tim Walz riding a tampon with fireworks in the background. It says "hell yea im voting for tampon tim".
I am Nocturne. I think as her. I see her when I look in the mirror. I can't remember the last time someone called me by the wrong name - Shadowheart has been swift to gently correct slips of the tongue and even swifter in challenging those who'd use my forsworn name in malice. I'm lucky to have her as a friend.
A screenshot from the air quality monitoring website, purple air dot com. It shows a card for a particular sensor in a rural area labeled "Kathleen's House". The air quality there is 434 which is off the AQI PM2.5 chart which ends at 300 and is describe as "health warning of emergency conditions". There are other sensors nearby that read under 100.
A young Kamala Harris with a short and fluffy more on top hairstyle. She's wearing a cool black jacket and has this sort of defiant expression. I don't think Kamala identifies as queer but in this picture she looks like a hot lesbian and oh my god oh fuck oh no fuck
Screenshot that shows one of Rina's posts displayed in the gardening feed
A graph of covid-19 viral activity detected in wastewater on the west coast that show numbers going up recently
Tumblr post from user whencartoonsruletheworld posted on sept 15 2023 that reads "Reading Comprehension Questions Did OP say that misogyny had ended completely because of boys wearing pink? Did OP say that men who wear pink cannot possibly do anything wrong? Was this entire post about men wearing pink or just the last few sentences? Does it seem like OP is suggesting we all fall into a matriarchal misandric dictatorship? Use quotes to support your answer. Anon if this is you you have a 250 word minimum and three hours before the saw trap goes off"
Google photos results for Roland Lescure, the French Minister Delegate for Industry. He is a white man with dead eyes and an evil smirk. His face is too small for his extremely egg-shaped bald head and he has these huge ears that stick out in a vampire-ish way making him look like some sort of comic-book villain.
Disheveled white cat with a tired expression and it's labeled "im fuking eepy" every word is misspelled.
The office handshake meme format. Implies being congratulated for something you either don't understand, did not do on purpose, or feel you do not deserve praise for. Captions are "people thanking me for making their favorite feed" and "me who wrote one regex"
Google maps screenshot showing where I am at Laurelhurst park. If you can't see this image and would like help getting to the event pls DM me!
bluesky screenshot that shows three posts in a feed. Each are quoting an unavailable post for 3 different reasons: blocked, deleted, and Labeled by Aegis as racial intolerance.
Photo of a guy skateboarding in full protective equipment including a motorcycle helmet, gloves, and elbow pads but notably, excluding knee pads. There's text in french to the side that says "I'm not a bureaucrat but I know paperwork and I'll fight for the young french people of north america" The wording makes it clear that this is a template email where "north America" was filled in automatically.
An orange kitten with an overwhelmed expression on his face riding on someone's shoulder on a street at night. There's a motion blur that indicates the pair are traveling fast. Possibly on a bike.
Above stew served with a runny egg on top
A pot of creamy mushroom stew which believe it or not does not actually contain cream
sliced baby bella mushrooms simmering in pure butter
A box of corn starch
Stew with big strands of dill in it
A terrible phone photo of the stew I'm making which so far has diced onions, celery, carrot, and bell pepper
a screenshot showing the post im replying to visible in the gardening feed tab
a bluesky screenshot of a katie tightpussy post that shows a photo of a cybertruck with the caption "oh my god i thought this was a dumpster im not even kidding i had trash in my hand that i was taking towards it hahahahah" it was posted to tumblr and received 55 thousand notes
Screenshot that shows a label on the above account that is a cake emoji because I'm using a labeling service that tells me if it's someone's bluesky birthday
Person holding a little kiwi in their hands
Alt4me Same user as above responding to another innocuous tweet with something inflammatory
cropped screenshot of a bluesky profile with the description "The only thing I'm intolerant to are people who refuse to think" the profile has been labeled by a moderation service as "intolerance"
A screenshot of some JSON that shows the Gardeners moderation list created on June 26th 2023
A chart of the relationships between all the penguins at the Kyoto zoo. All the text is in Japanese.
A pixelated close up of Don Draper from the television show Mad Men. Context is that there's a meme where a guy says he feels sorry for him and Don responds that he doesn't think about the other guy at all.
A screenshot from an anime called Full Metal Alchemist of Colonel Mustang setting a monster named Lust on fire. A man in a blue military uniform holds out a lighter to a humanoid silhouette engulfed in flame.