Em G

@eesgreene.bsky.social

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Lab rat by profession, weird art maker, cat person, sometimes I write something funny.

A fluffy orange cat lying on a blue and white striped blanket.
A tortoiseshell kitten held in a person’s hand. The hand is larger than the kitten.
Cover of American Standard by Seven Mary Three
A view from a walkway under a waterfall.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user bloodbending, reading “can’t believe TikTok is actually getting banned, Twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, Facebook is king of QAnon, Instagram caught the plague from Facebook and is dying a slow death in real time, and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
A ridiculously small black and white kitten held in a man’s hand. The kitten is barely bigger than the hand.
Cover of New Nigeria County by Clare Brown
Cover of You Feel It Just Below The Ribs by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson
Cover of Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett
A fluffy white cat with a black spot on her head, sleeping on her back with paws curled up.
Cover of I Think You’re Wrong (But I’m Listening) by Sara Stewart Holland and Beth Silvers
Cover of Practical Demonkeeping by Christopher Moore
Cover of A Conspiracy Of Truths by Alexandra Rowland
Cover of Why Zebras Don’t Get Ulcers by Robert Sapolsky
Cover of Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
A comic of a cartoon person conversing with a brain. Person: Let’s do something today. Brain: No, u are too tired. Person: Oh boy an early night then. Brain: also no.
Two plastic skeletons seated in lawn chairs in the roundabout, one holds a miniature Christmas tree, the other holds a paper target. Signs next to them read “I dare ya!” and “Caution, slow down or join us.”’
Two Home Depot 12 foot skeletons carrying a tree in the roundabout. The bumper of a white car and some scattered ornaments are on the ground.
A very small tabletop sized Christmas tree sits in the same roundabout, with signs in either side reading “Hburg Strong.”
A Christmas tree lies on its side in a traffic roundabout. There is a white sedan that has clearly crashed into it, and a police car with lights on nearby.
A pill bug in a standing position then a rolled up position, captioned “Fuck it, we ball.