Effehezepe

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Tim Robinson as Carmine Laguzio as Karl Havoc saying "I'm not doing it."
An etching of Yaldabaoth, the lion headed snake god who the ancient gnostics believe created and rules over the world.
Two fossilized dwarf elephant skeletons.
Two men wearing replica bronze age Mycenaean armor.
One of the judges from I think you should leave's "Baby of the Year* sketch saying "If TES VI isn't on the Creation Engine, I'll kill myself on live TV."
A Simpsons scene where Miss Hoover says "He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it."
A teal colored square flag featuring Jimothy, the beloved Seattle cryptid, towards the hoist, and "Come out you cuckold" in gold towards the fly.
A square teal flag that features a picture of Jimothy, the beloved cryptid of Seattle, towards the hoist, and the words "COME OUT YOU CUCKOLD" in gold towards the fly.
A large group of clowns.
Sam Neill on a bus freaking the fuck out because everything is blue.
Worf, Son of Mogh, from Star Trek: The Next Generation
Mom from Futurama waving at a camera saying "don't let the door hit you on the way out"
A comic panel of a partially decapitated Shockwave from Transformers saying "I'm held together with hatred and spite! You can't crush that!"
A gif of a scene from Monty Python's The Holy Grail that says "and there was much rejoicing".
Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons saying "yes"
A gif of a scene from Futurama, where Nixon's head, attached to a big mecha body, stomps around DC crushing cars and firing missiles, then says "who's kicking who around now?"
A .gif of Mom from Futurama waving goodbye while saying "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
Blight from Batman Beyond saying "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
A meme of Bob the Builder with a speech bubble saying "Can we fix it?", and a second Bob the Builder frowning with a speech bubble saying "No it's fucked!"
A gif of a jacked, cartoon Art Speigelman putting on a Maus mask and declaring "Maus is in the house!"
A gif of Homer Simpson from The Simpsons saying "He's doped up or dying or something".
Donald Trump and Dana White walking next to each other.
David Mitchell in an SS uniform asking "Are we the baddies?"
Trumps hands looking a ghastly shade of pink, with the right hand being covered in some sort of brownish goop.
A man holding a trophy to his head and crying. Below it is the text 'I used to pray for times like this - Meek Mill "Dreams and Nightmares (Intro)"'
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying "It don't matter. None of this matters".
A fake windows pop-up that says "Task Failed Successfully"
An ancient temple now consisting only of two pillars and some bricks.
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons getting hit in the groin by a football.
Incomprehensible posters with scrambled writing from the background of the Punky Duck press image.
An altered Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card saying "Garak goes to horny jail"
Mr Incredible from the Incredible pointing at the kid who eventually becomes Syndrome saying "you are not affiliated with me!"
The final flag of the USSR. It is a red field with a yellow hammer and sickle with a yellow outlined red star above it located in the upper hoist corner. The sickle has a regular handle that isn't a ball.
Chinese communist party flag, consisting of a red field with a yellow hammer in sickle in the upper hoist corner. The sickle has a handle that's just a ball.
Chihiro from Spirited Away starring into the dark ominous tunnel from Spirited Away.
The Steam banner for Terminator: Resistance.
A dalek from Doctor Who just standing there, menacingly
Zelda from Wand of Gamelon saying "Good" with a big smile on her face
An engraving of the Pharaoh from Exodus and his men fucking dying while Moses and the Hebrews and God watch. Around the rim are the words "REBELLION TO TYRANTS IS OBEDIENCE TO GOD"
Joanne's old dumb manor, rotting away in the Scottish countryside.
Gabe Lewis from The Office yelling "Shut up about Will Stancil! Shut up about Will Stancil!"
Mr Popo from Dragon Ball saying "Bitch don't tell me what to do!"
2D animated M Bison saying "Yes! Yes!"
Tim Robinson as Carmine Laguzio as Karl Havoc just standing there, looking despondent, saying "I'm not doing it."
Calculate from Futurama saying "I'm... not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing"
Fry from Futurama telling Professor Fransworth from Futurama "you and I are enemies now"
You clap for peak fiction You clap for peak fiction You clap for peak fiction You weep in sorrow before peak fiction You stagger before peak fiction you kneel before peak fiction
Adorable calico cat lazing in a round cat bed
A picture of Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons saying "Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?"
Adorable black and tan dog curled up in a ball on a couch.
Large, gorgeous, long haired orange tabby.
Norm MacDonald on SNL's Weekend Update saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
A gif of Fry from Futurama saying "I'm shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked."