Effervescent Dragon

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“We will beat you to death.” [Shatters your kneecaps with the spiked pink dragon club, stunning and slowing you down. You have no choice but to look upon your works and despair.]

Two human eyeballs.
iPhone right where you left me - bonus track Taylor Swift 0:03 10n8예 -4.02 trapped in the feelings of a relationship that has ended
LISA JEWELL NOVEL NONE OF THIS IS TRUE unreliable narrator truth-bending
AND THEN SHE FELL ALIGIA ELLIOTT supernatural haunting descent into madness
Comic titled "How I Imagine Chess Pieces Move" Panel 1: Titled "Pawn". A humanized white pawn on a chess board, his helmet crowned with a metal ball, runs forward swinging his sword a bit in front of him and to the side. Panel 2: Titled "Knight". A dark purple horse with a dark blue mane leaps happily from one white spot on the chess board to a black spot. Panel 3: Titled "Bishop". A humanized black bishop on a chess board is down on one knee, aiming a sniper rifle among the diagonal. A closeup of the muzzle of the sniper rifled reveals that he himself, the bishop, is also loaded into it as a bullet. Panel 4: Titled "Roo (too shakily written, crossed out) Roo (too shakily written again, crossed out) BRO FUCK (shakily written)". A rook piece, represented by a tower cuts along a straight line through the board, shaking the whole board (and in fact, the whole panel) in the process and carving out a deep hole. There are bits of the board flying everywhere. The tower has a tiny content face on it as it causes this destruction.
GET EQUIPPED WITH BEGINNING LOSS
Is this hell? grocery store The present moment is both eternal and painful no like tomatoes or bananas or like cereal maybe or other breakfast stuff. or like toiletries. like a toothbrush or stuff like that. burgers. drinks. i mean take ur pick Truly, it is store
WAIT, I CAN'T CASUALLY ADMIT I'M A DRAGON!?
Hawk Tuah girl brutally torn to shreds
The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs is about to hit
TAKE METO HELL AND TORTUREME
Are you the devil?
ALMOST OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.
Dinosaur stabbing
pavement's slanted and enchanted with a pitchfork rating of 10
Selfish: This girl wanted to be wished a Happy Birthday but doesn't want to be a shoulder to cry on to earn it Deepest sigh.