Emily Lind

@eflind.bsky.social

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Not six raccoons in a trench coat. she/her https://t.mbjms.com/331727/4080/0?po=6456&aff_sub5=SF_006OG000004lmDN

The Onion newspaper. Front page reads “One Nation Over God”
Video of me holding of a plastic popcorn bucket from Universal Japan theme park. It is shaped like the Minion Bob, in a crown and King’s robe. While I move him, his eyes move from left to right. The crown lifts up to access the hollow body where popcorn would go.
Videos of me holding of a plastic popcorn bucket from Universal Japan theme park. It is shaped like the Minion Bob, in a crown and King’s robe. While I move him, his eyes move from left to right. The crown lifts up to access the hollow body where popcorn would go.
A big metal mixing bowl filled with blackberries
A clear glass whiskey tumbler. The bottom of the tumbler is about half an inch of thick solid glass.
Two tweets for Stephen King. The first reads Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone." The second: Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on.
Back of a package of Skittles showing the flavor line-up
The Art of Star Wars Andor hardcover book
A screenshot of a Waterstones “orders” page showing: Wickhills by Premee Mohamed The Hunger Games Collector’s Edition by Suzanne Collins Fiction Selves, signed edition by Kyle Maclachlan The Calamities by Chuck Wendig The Castle , signed edition by Jon Ronson The Art of Star Wars: Andor by Phillip Szostak
The front of a denim jacket that was been dyed a purply-pink.
A small yellow box branded Minions x Swarovski
A martini glass filled with a purple cocktail sits on a coaster on a wooden coffee table
Screenshot from the review of the exhibition with the following text highlighed: “Why did we need to see a recreation of poor eleven-year-old Josie Otero’s body hanging from the rafters, violated anew for the masses, as Dennis Rader had done a half century earlier? What possible purpose can there be for a display of replica railroad tracks with the bodies of dead children face down, covered in jackets and snow, accompanying a larger room describing the crimes of Andrei Chikatilo? “
Joe Kennedy, Sr. About the only thing he has in common with Michael Fassbender is that they are both white dudes
My husband in a wedding suit (minus the jacket) and me in a white jumpsuit. My sister is between is in a purple dress. We are all smiling
A wooden figurine painted to look like a Minion. He has fangs for some reason.
Two small black ring boxes containing silver rings. One has a purple stone, the other a pale blue one.
A small white bookcase crammed full of books
The cover of Paul Tremblay’s upcoming novel “Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep”
The body and head of a Lego fox. It currently does not have legs or a tail. Poor little guy.
A blu ray of I’M “GEORGE LUCAS”
A bag of something called “scorched peanut bites”. They are peanut toffee covered in chocolate
@murrman5 [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there? 10:52 AM • Oct 1, 2019
The weather forecast showing rain the next six days in a row
Lego sets arranged on the floor in boxes. Jaws, a fox, little plants, a NYC cityscape, Sherlock Holmes, and Jane Austen
A pecan pie sitting on a rack to cool
A couple sitting on a couch looking very excited
Photo of a kitchen. There are balloons hung on the cabinets and a two banners. One says ‘new home’ and the other ‘new chapter’
Photo out of an airplane window at JFK airport.
A mug from Simon Mayo’s Drive Time Show alongside a signed postcard.
Piles of books on a floor
Email reading: “I hope you are well. I am please to inform you that Emily's visa has been granted. Please see the Home Office email below.”
A bag of freeze dried candy corn
A pair of slippers from the Em & Sprout website. One slipper is Frankenstein’s Monster, the other is The Bride
Tweet from Gerry Adams: “This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now.” Reply from user @realnannysheila: “@GerryAdamsSF Surely you know someone who can fit a timer.”
Paperback copy of Kamikaze L’amour by Richard Kadrey
A Hot Toys Grand Moff Tarkin holding a miniature martini with olives
A brown and tan stuffed monkey. He has a plastic nose that was a uniform color but now is all scuffed up with white marks.
Hasbro’s Black Series Dress Uniform Krennic action figure
Picture out an office window. A large seagull is perched on the building ledge
Poster art for the dire cartoon James Bond Jr