Anya Taylor-Joy Division

@eggmancat.bsky.social

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An orange and white tabby living in the city

Mr sinister from the x men comics he’s a big gay pale British guy with a bunch of tassels
An orange and white tabby cat sleeps on a pile of clothes in a dresser drawer that has been removed
An orange and white cat sits on a black computer chair and stares directly into the camera with wide eyes. I think he wants fed.
I somersaulted down the hallway, my service-issue glock at the ready. My dick and balls were flapping every which way, but the terrorists who had captured the president’s wife’s secretary and her time machine weren’t going to be stopped with just bullets. Bullets would help, to be honest, and would probably be the deciding factor, but my nudity would be the scales that tipped the edge. “Look at him go,” said the Speaker of the House, who I had just rescued. “Like a sock full of mayonnaise trapped in a wind tunnel.” “You’ve got more terrorists up ahead, Billy Otherteen,” said Archibald, my tech assistant and cyber-hacker, using my full name for some reason. He was watching from the White House cameras. I didn’t like him but his mom said he had to be allowed on the mission. His mom is the president. Yeah, Billy. There’s more terrorists up ahead. Like I didn’t already know that. Fricking White House was full of terrorists. Not my problem. Stupid Billy. I sprinted into the next room, pistol at the ready. There was a terrorist guy in there with a gun and he was holding the vice-president lady hostage. She looked sad.
An orange and white cat sits with a purple harness around his body
A picture showing three groups of people: one on the surface, one at the mouth of the cave, one at the bottom of the cave. They are labeled, in the same order: perverts, cave perverts, deep perverts. Ya boi is in the final category.
Picture of two cartoon men one is bald and wearing grey carrying a knife the other is in Orange with his hands up there’s text over the orange man (bad).
Crudely drawn picture of an anthropomorphic foot with the butt on the front. Beneath that is the cryptic, unknowable sigil “FOOTBUTT”
An orange and white cat sleeps on a green blanket on a bed with white sheets
Columbo he’s a white guy in a jacket he’s leaning through the back window of a limo talking to a guy
Family circus from 9-10-01 the day before 9/11 like the real one you can look this up the little blonde boy is about to fly a paper plane
An orange and white cat sits plumply in a bathtub, gazing at the camera with a mixture of insouciance and hunger