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professional schemer, like a fever. showruiner at @1of200.bsky.social

Pikachu crouched, then flattened.
a tweet from an account called “eggsfordogs” with a Cinnamoroll profile picture that reads: my role in the zombie apocalypse survival team is being the person that everyone gets to break up with so that they can settle down another time with 'the right one'
a person with shoulder-length black hair and a face hidden behind their phone leans against a mirror. they’re wearing a black woollen vest over a white, long-sleeved button-up shirt that is untucked. their tattooed right forearm is exposed.
a doodle of a golden retriever dog blushing and holding a rose in his paw. he’s smiling.
The image is of a white, stout plane with a broad and short body like a diving torpedo pool toy. Its wingspan is double the length of the actual plane, and its engines are proportion to the wingspan; comically large compared to the body. It has a round, conical shape that evokes friendliness. The word Neo is emblazoned on its tail — it is a parody of the Airbus A320 Neo airliners who have an identical colour scheme. I haven’t encountered a stupider looking vehicle.
A sutra scroll from the Tang Dynasty in traditional gold ink with black scroll fabric depicting images of nature from the 700s is overlaid on top of a dark background at the Leeum Art Museum in Seoul, South Korea.
A cute orange cat is curled up in a ball, blinking at the camera against a russet, silky bedspread.
A photo of a cat with calico patterning and a fluffy white stomach. She is leaning down on her front paws facing the camera. She is wearing round glasses with tortoiseshell rims.
It’s a photo of the inside of a black, green, and white checkered shirt. The label says “Bass Pro Shops”.
A very small lantern shaped like a horse
Smoliv has been startled. It wears an expression that is both pathetic and terrified at once.
A parked white car with a license plate that says PEPPER.
the infamous fat Yoshi meme of three tweets where every sentence contains a variation on “mentally ill sheilas save me”
A cross-section of a cheeseburger — sesame buns, gherkins, American cheese and a smashed patty with some caramelised onions peeking out of the bottom where a bite has been taken out of it.
A smiling, East Asian, femme-presenting person in a light green sweater is holding a Westie puppy in one hand while it gently gnaws on the finger of a person positioned just out of frame.
My adorable pet cat blinks drowsily against a backdrop of white sheets, accompanied by two dog-shaped soft toys (one of which has a strawberry on its head).
My cat Mochi curled up into a ball photoshopped into a manga panel from Junji Ito’s Uzumaki where two onlookers gaze in horror at a deformed human spiral.
A zoomed-in headshot of a tabby cat’s face with a disapproving yet concerned expression.
A yellow Pokémon themed photocard holder with an attached lanyard has a Regency-era portrait of Beidou (a Genshin Impact character) in it.
Slim woman covered by a lavender, balaclava-like garment that she's knitting to completion.
A portrait of a small, grimacing child wearing a sunflower-patterned boating hat and denim overalls is framed in bronze and almost definitely has a soul trapped inside it