Cole Tuininga

@egon1024.bsky.social

426 Followers 258 Following

Geek, dad/husband, DNS person. He/him

Image of a large red barn in a snowy setting, with a grey sky and snowflakes falling.
I picture of a sign in the woods. The sign has a picture of a skunk and reads "Do not pet the fart squirrels"
A screenshot of a message from "Stone Cold Jane Austen" (AbbyHiggs). The post reads: Actually it's pronounced "jaslight" - you've been saying it wrong the whole time
A comic depicting a man and woman having entered a room. A dog is on the floor, drawing pictures on the wall with crayons. The man says to the woman "You're the one who wanted a labradoodle."
An image of an interaction with ChatGPT. The user pastes a captcha image and asks "What does this say?" ChatGPT responds with: The image shows text that appears to be a CAPTCHA, designed to distinguish human users from bots. The text is distorted to make it challenging for automated systems to read. However, to a human, it should read "e3TJ6JdP". (which is correct with the one exception that the last character in the image is lowercase, instead of uppercase)
Screenshot of a post by @AuthorAbbyJim. The post reads: "How do extroverts know when to leave a party if they don't have an introvert with them telling them it's time to go? Do they just stay and make eggs for everyone in the morning? Rent their guestroom? Marry into the family? I have so many questions."
An image of baby Groot, styled after Dwight Schrute. The caption above the image reads "I am Schrute." Below the image is a tweet from @DwightSchrute reading "Identity theft is not a joke."
3 panels, all characters are from Star Trek: The Next Generation. First panel, Picard and Riker looking forward, sitting behind a table. Picard says: "You Know Will I never carpooled to the academy. I was too afraid of getting trapped in a tunnel and unable to get out with all the other people there". Riker says "That's an oddly specific fear sir." Second panel, Picard and Riker sitting at the same table, but Riker is facepalming. Picard says "Yes, the doctors calld it carpool tunnel syndrome." Third panel is an image of Q, who says "On that joke alone I find humanity guilty of all charges."
An image of the top shelf of a dishwasher, containing two large bowls and a cast iron skillet. The caption reads "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."
An image consisting entirely of text. The caption at the top reads "this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself lmao" Below is a screen shot of a text message conversation: Them: when you get home and get the baby settled call me Me: i thought you had the baby? Them: WHAT???
A screenshot from twitter, from user @Dogen that reads: japan's greatest tragedy is having the world's best toilets and no mexican food what's the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track
An image of what appears to be the back end of a cat sticking out of a closed refrigerator door. The text reads: "Well my coworkers apparently didn't appreciate my new refrigerator magnet... But on a positive note it is possible to hear a woman screaming all the way down the hall from the break room..."
Meme style text, taken from user "@NOTVIKING". The text reads: on halloween we dress up as skeletons but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us cop: you know you have the right to remain silent right
Image of the following text: "Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store."
An image of "Thing" from the original Addams Family show. The text reads "Little known fact.... before Thing was an actor, he was a stagehand."
An image of text that reads "People often mistake me for an adult because of my age"
An image of the (chicken) character "He he" from Moana, with a "waiting" icon over his face. The caption reads "Me in the middle of my conversation trying to remember what I was talking about"
Two pieces of paper taped to the wall. The first reads "WEDNESDAY MORNING BETWEEN 7:00 AND 8:00 AM, IF YOU HEAR LOUD CAT SCREAMS, I AM NOT KILLING MY CAT, JUST TAKING HER TO THE VET. SORRY FOR ANY DISTURBANCES. DIANE #17." The second reads: "DIANE IS A MONSTER. TOMORROW'S SCREAMS ARE REAL. SHE WANTS ME DEAD. PLEASE HELP SEND TREATS TO #17. I LIKE THE TUNA KIND BEST THANKS. CAT #17"
An image of circles of different colors, each with a number inside that is a similar enough color as to be difficult to see. The text at the top reads "if you can't see the number then you are:" 4: dehydrated 2: too warm 0: too cold 6: tired (no number): still upset about the Library of Alexandria 9: hungry
Text at the top of the image: "Have you seen this post?" An image of an urban setting. While not the focus of the image, you can clearly see a bicyclist that had crashed into a large pole, with the caption "He didn't"
A meme image of characters from Star Trek: Next Generation. Captain Picard is sitting between Counselor Troi and Commander Riker at a table, playing cards. In the first panel, Picard says "The cop an I both cried as he gave me a ticket." And in the second panel, he says "It was a moving violation."
An image with a picture of a rowboat on the water on the top. The text below reads: "The cast of FRIENDS were stuck on a small boat. No one knew how to work the oars, except for Phoebe. Everyone was relieve that", followed by an image of the actress Lisa Kudrow.
A meme image that reads: "Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos."
A photo of the comedian John Candy. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "Your little Chuck Norris memes are cute, but this guy made it from NYC to Chicago on a holiday weekend with no money, babysat Kevin McCallister & Iceman's wife, saved the galaxy from Rick Moranis, and brought bobsledding to Jamaica."
An image of a sheep with multiple chickens surrounding it, including two on its back. Text reads: "Chickens have stopped crossing the road... They now call an 'ewe'ber"
Two panels. Panel 1: A young bison and an adult bison are facing each other. The young bison says to the adult one: "Dad, are you gay?" Panel 2: Both bison are looking at the viewer. The adult says "No, I'm bi son".
A capture of a social media post by Governer Tim Walz. The text at the top reads: "I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor" at the bottom is a screen capture from the show "Get Smart".
A two panel comic, posted by a Twitter user, KyleKlinkski. The first panel shows a person with a trans flag, and a text balloon saying "My pronouns are he/him". The second person is wearing a MAGA hat and smirking condescendingly while saying "I'm not playing into your delusion, ma'am". The second panel shows and individual with a hat labelled "AP" (for the news organization), saying "Gulf of Mexico". The other individual, representing the same MAGA person is red with rage and tears of blood coming from their eyes, exclaiming "BAN HIM FROM THE NEWSROOM". The tag @projectliberal is in small text in the bottom right of the image.
Image of a racoon, cringing, with the text: Things are constantly happening and I would like for it to stop (please)