Eric Hirsch

@ehirsch.bsky.social

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Future former idiot Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker Musician, photographer, post production sound guy Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong

Actress Sissy Spacek
Promotional image of Pacôme Dadiet, 2026 NBA champion
Screenshot of a webpage with a picture of a smiling dude: GET STARTED P Staff profile: Abraham Levitan FOUNDER & EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR < Back to all staff Abraham is the founder and executive director of Piano Power. He began offering at-home piano lessons in 2001, continuously refining an engaging teaching style. He was proud to see students thriving through his curriculum, which
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A photo of lettuce with text on it that says Hello
Milhouse pissed about the fireworks factory, text reads “when is she gonna post jumbus wengdi?”
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Rodney Dangerfield at the end of Caddyshack has his arms open wide; there’s a speech bubble at the bottom so it looks like he’s saying the quoted post
“Get in loser” mean girls meme Top text: “get in lover” Bottom text: “we’re going to Virginia”
Simpsons tombstone “We are richer for having lost him” with Lindsey Graham’s name on it
Screenshot of the NYT app, showing a big ad that reads 2-MINUTE RITUAL FOR RODENT-FREE HOME” with a line drawing of a cute mouse who’s presumably about to be banished by The Ritual
The “uber driver sucked me off???” thumbnail face
Pterodactyl Mr Burns looks out the window at Springfield
“Epic handshake” meme Arm 1: really cool people Arm 2: the absolute fucking worst people in the world Handshake: fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
[screenshot of a block of text] training. Starting center back Chris Richards joked that he "thought it was AI" at first, and that he needed several texts from family members and confirmations from different sources before he believed it.
a sign that reads “American Bison” over a picture of an American Bison
Photo of a young John Collins with the perplexing caption “Deputy Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Strategic Engagement Kim Joiner meets with current and former NBA/ WNBA players and operation staff to discuss the #Know YourMil initiative, the Pentagon, Arlington, VA, May 24, 2019. (DoD photo by Lisa Ferdinando)”
Three consecutive reposts of the same post by Elie Mystal: With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
Principal Skinner faces down a Disney lawyer and two hired goons
Bruce Willis grinning like kind of a doofus, giving himself dimples
It’s a whole wondermark comic so I’m not gonna do it justice but this is the dialogue: BEHOLD MY CREATION! THE LANTERNSPRING! FINEST EVER WROUGHT! AND I AM ITS CREATOR! LOOKS PRETTY COOL. I'LL CHECK OUT YOUR PROCESS VIDEO LATER. I'M A SPRINGWRIGHT! I'VE NO EXPERTISE IN VIDEO EDITOLOGY OR WHATEVER THE DEVIL! THE FINE CRAFTSMANSHIP OF THE WORK IS SELF-EVIDENT. OH, FOR SURE. IT'S JUST... NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW ABOUT YOUR SPRINGTHINGY IF YOU DON'T POST A REEL IN WHICH YOU DESCRIBE THE PROCESS IN A BREATHLESS MONOTONE! let's see that WONDERMARK.COM PROCESS VIDEO? THERE IS NOTHING OF THAT SORT. YOU THINK AS I WAS BUILDING THIS, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SETTING UP CAMERAS? WHAT A LABOR THAT WOULD HAVE ADDED TO THE ENORMOUS TOIL OF CRAFTING THE 'SPRING ITSELF! BUT THEN PEOPLE COULD'VE WATCHED YOU CRAFT IT IN NINETY SECONDS! EDITED TO A COOL TRENDING SONG! THE EFFORT OF THE SPRINGCRAFTING ITSELF HAS TAXED ME FULLY! I HAVE NO VERVE LEFT FOR PEACOCKING! AND I RESENT THAT IT SEEMS I MUST! WHATEVER, MAN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING! JUST KNOW THAT THERE'S DEFINITELY A SPRINGFLUENCER OUT THERE EATING YOUR LUNCH!
TMNT generator: Silent mode for shrimpy posting
New wave of British heavy metal band Saxon
Handshake meme; Spurs / USMNT Improbably losing at the last minute
Movie poster for the movie “Nope”
Wide view of a bunch of people on risers watching a tumescent elephant
Fred Schneider from the “Love Shack” video
The band !!! (Which is almost sorta pronounced like TKTKTK)
"This is a way to remake the Democratic Party," he said. "But if he loses, the knives would be out. They would be really out. The risk is that they'll say this is more man than movement."
The “have you heard the good news” guy from the sopranos
The cover of the book “the twelfth planet” by Zechariah Sitchin
The General
Paddington as a tarot card of the grim reaper by the legendary Jim’ll Paint It
Tobias Funke “it might work for us” meme
David Cross in pre taped call in show Mr Show sketch
Willem Dafoe dressed as a prison guard looks at Johnny Depp dressed as a greaser prisoner in Cry-Baby
The one way in which nods to Pistol Pete do work-aside from the fact that he's a pro athlete somehow competing while possessing Tom Green's physique and mid-90s goatee/haircut-is that there is a haunted, existentially doomed quality to Shved's whole mien. Even by Knicks standards, he is wan and washed out; it's as if massive doses of Krokodil and vodka were the only thing keeping him feverishly and twitchily upright throughout a game.
Screenshot of the 82-0 game, 80s Charlotte Hornets Kelly Tripucka SF CHA • 1980s 22.6 PPG 3.8 RPG 3.2 APG 1.2 SPG 0.2 BPG Rex Chapman PG • SG CHA • 1980s 16.9 PPG 2.5 RPG 2.3 APG 0.9 SPG 0.3 BPG Robert Reid SF • SG CHA • 1980s 14.7 PPG 3.7 RPG 1.9 APG 0.6 SPG 0.2 BPG Dell Curry SG CHA • 1980s 11.9 PPG 2.2 RPG 1.0 APG 0.9 SPG 0.1 BPG Kurt Rambis PF CHA • 1980s 11.1 PPG 9.4 RPG 2.1 APG 1.3 SPG 0.8 BPG Michael Holton PG • SG CHA • 1980s 8.3 PPG 1.6 RPG 6.3 APG 1.0 SPG 0.2 BPG
Terrence Howard
Partial screenshot of the NYT spelling bee buddy website saying “nice! You found: asses”
The Kars4Kids kids
A crowd of spurs fans chanting “flopper”
Cherubic tv star Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Still from the Simpsons, Homer and Ned sit on a couch; Ned just flicked Homer’s eyeball and it’s weirdly distended
Terry Rozier tweet: Xenomorph shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause she tall as hell!
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
PSY doing the Gangnam Style dance
Movie poster for the sheep detectives
Gary Johnson in the interview where he’s like “what is Aleppo”
The cactus stroller with the R Crumb “lookit that stupid ass-hole” guy sloppily photoshopped in
Screenshot of the search page on the common sense media app, searching for the usual suspects and getting as a result both the movie the usual suspects and a list of movies called “films with big plot twists” next to a thumbnail for An American Tail
Screenshot of the NYT app: Trump's Gyrations on the War Leave Even Rubio Out of Sync The administrations latest shifts on the status of the conflict show how treacherous it is to speak for a president who cultivates an erratic style.
The Roblox stock chart, a sheer cliff face of red
Screenshot of the bsky website showing this post above another post by Jaya Saxena that says “The Food That Makes You Gay”
“Call the ambulance! But not for me!” meme The old guy’s head is replaced by the Lakers logo and instead of “call the ambulance” it says “get the broom!”
The Lost Boys sax player
A poster for EDDINGTON; a black and white photo of three bison tumbling off a cliff, one of whom (presumably Joe Cross) is full-on upside down in midair The tagline says “hindsight is 2020”
Screenshot of the citibike app showing my stats: 2387 rides, 4130 miles, 556 hours