unseelie court reporter

@einsofasectional.bsky.social

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interests: interpretation of words; other people; coding [haha, "boo," right?] ; novels, poems, satire; leftism, fairness, justice status: stay-at-home relation actual BSKY interaction tendencies: eclectic, idiosyncratic

a photograph of a corner of a room with two windows looking out at a large brick apartment building across the street; in the room, near the heating vent, a penguin-shaped air purifier sits on a wire rack, and closer to the camera is a desktop computer tower upon which sits a stuffed animal-style, specifically the character "Alligator Loki" from the Marvel TV series "Loki," along with an empty box of Chinese candy and a tiny plastic Jesus from a New Orleans king cake, who has fallen over
A picture of an otter holding a fish close to its head, very visually similar to a person holding a telephone to their face
an ad for clothing that looks to be from the 1950's, featuring two men who seemt to be mountaineers standing atop a large rock looking at each other while a woman facing away from the camera seems to be hanging off a cliff by a rope one of the men is holding. The ad copy blithely, moronically declares "Men are better than women!"
a screenshot of a post which reads as follows: (I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
A screenshot of a section Moira Donegan's article about Marilyn Monroe which reads "MAYBE MONROE’S IMAGE has become synonymous with American national mythology in part because her life enacted one of its core plots: the rags to riches story. Born illegitimate in Hollywood to Gladys Baker Mortenson, a twenty-four-year-old mother already in the midst of her second divorce, the baby girl known as Norma Jeane Mortenson never knew her father and was descended, on her mother’s side, from a family with several generations of mental illness. It’s easy to imagine that she would have lived the kind of desperate, dishonorable life of anonymous marginality that so many are doomed to." with the phrase "desperate, dishonorable life of anonymous marginality that so many are doomed to" highlighted
a screenshot of the facebook app showing a "Reels" section of short-form video from someone's feed, centered on a thumbnail of a video featuring a woman looking at the viewer with a large caption above her reading "Does the NARCISSIST like KISSING?"
A 1965 poster with a plain beige background, a sketch of two hands reaching together from the top and bottom borders, clasped, one brown and one pale, the brown hand reaching up and the pale hand reaching down, entitled "Thou Shalt Not Stand Idly By..." and with that phrase written in alternating lines of Hebrew and English across the top of the canvas. The artist's name is Ben Shahn
a screenshot from the music video for Soundgarden's 1994 song "Black Hole Sun," depicting a smiling man with a weirdly distorted and stretched face, likely a visual allusion to the effect of extreme gravitational forces that dramatically distort matter around the event horizon of a black hole
photo of elon musk jumping around like a hyperactive kindergartener/complete moron behind Trump, who can barely bring himself to look at Musk, at a 2024 rally
A meme I made in the format of the internet-famous scene from the Playstation game "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night" where Dracula parlays in a desultory fashion with Richter Belmost before their expository battle, but I made it so Dracula is saying "What? No, I'm Catholic--this is Jesus's blood."
a meme made on Frinkiac dot com, i.e. a screenshot from The Simpsons, that pictures a grainy prison-escape-themed videogame where you can lose by getting the electric chair
A photo of a small jar filled about 1/3 of the way with golden-yellow oleo-saccharum (which is a sweet, rich syrup made of sugar and citrus fruit oils) held in my left hand, in my kitchen; the counter, stove, and radiator are visible, familiar sights to anyone who's ever lived in an NYC apartment in the last 10 years
A press release from Chuck Schumer indicating, in light of yet another completely innocent person being executed in the street by ICE, that Senate Democrats will not provide votes for any appropriations bill (which requires passage by 1/30/26 to avert a shutdown) that includes DHS funding unless ICE's abuses of power are stopped.
the famous photo of george w. bush on the morning of 9/11, 2001, as he was informed of the event in real time during a photo-op of reading to kindergarten children
A screenshot from an episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer is stuck in a tar pit: he calmly remarks that he will reach in and pulls his legs out with his arms, and after getting further stuck attempting that, declares that he will instead pulls his arms out with his face
a photo of Alice Bag, an iconic 1970's LA punk rock pioneer and first generation Mexican American, taken in the early 1980's; her hair is mostly short but longer in the front, jet-black, covering one eye, and her makeup is bold, dark, dramatic, suiting her black leather jacket and fishnet gloves.
a screenshot of a google search result for "Kappa" which includes several pictures of the mythical creature
A screenshot of Google search results which list just some of the many atrocious things Charles Kirk said about Black people, the Civil Rights Movement, Muslims, queer people, and women; all of these remarks were exceedingly bigoted and hateful
A photograph of a Media Matters article from 2023 with the headline "Charlie Kirk blames 'Jewish Dollars' for funding 'cultural Marxist ideas'", with a sub-headline reading "Kirk says that 'cultural Marxist ideas' need to be 'cleanse[d]'"
a screenshot of an account impersonating Marisa Kabas's bluesky account, with her first name misspelled in the handle
An image of "Uncle Ben's Ready Rice"
a scene from a holiday light show put together by the girl scouts; two electric signs are side by side, one reading "EXIT ONLY" pointing to the left, the other reading "SANTA" and pointing to the right, as though one has hit a dead end
an image from the TV series "Star Trek: Discovery" featuring the character Booker Cleveland holding his cat, Grudge
a detail of the OP image showing that the texture of the sidewalk seems to be mixed with that of a tire resting on it in a very peculiar way
An image of a disposable e-cigarette with the casing, internal mechanisms, and chemical-soaked reservoir removed, leaving the PCB and battery exposed
an image of an NYC building storefront advertising pornographic VHS and Betamax video cassette rentals, circa 1989 or so?
an image from a star trek fan zine, probably from the late 70's or early 80's, which depicts spock limp-wristedly flirting with kirk and explaining that there is both a gay and a straight pon farr, and he's experiencing the gay one now
an image produced via frinkiac.com from The Simpsons, in which Springfield's Italian Stereotype Chef's remark "Yeah, you see how you scum" (Season 6, episode 14) has been modified to read "Yeah, you see how you principle is epistemic"