Eize Basa

@eizebasa.baby

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success hasn't changed me, i was always this terrible

Before Buddy's death, Di Cicco froze eleven vials of his semen. A few vials of Buddy's semen remains, and are stored at the International Canine Semen Bank.
Raccoon pumping iron
Diego Luna in 2001, looking like Paul McCartney.
Epilogue card for Barry Lyndon: "It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor they are all equal now"
A lunchables ad featuring the Trojan Horse, the basis for the new Christopher Nolan film.
Consumer advocate Marvin Zendler with his most famous phrase: "There's slime in the ice machine"
Amazon Basics batteries loose in a big mailing envelope
l often catch myself thinking "I wish there were Starbucks that were more secluded where you could just work without buying anything, and then I realize those are called libraries. Oh man, I gotta post that, that's pure Like bait right there.
Alice Lowe as Liz Asher/Madeline Wool in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
You see a bunch of numbers and words on the screen, but none of it really means anything to you. [Mash on the keys] You don't think you accomplished much, but you feel better.
Hostess cupcake ad: The Incredible Hulk Vs The Roller Disco Devils Hulk, those men are DEAD.
Baby Gays
Poster for the Stephen King anthology “Cat’s Eye.” The tagline is inexplicably “Follow the newest cat-and-creature game as seen through Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye”
Someone navigating a laser field.
Rulebook for Carcassonne: The Expansion
Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski about to show Larry what happens when you [find] a stranger in the [Alps].
bath salts
Sheboygan is a notable surfing destination and has been called the "Malibu of the Midwest"
David Lynch being kissed by showgirls
“you would believe a callout post about yourself if it got five likes”
Respectfully, as discussed on the website, and possibly even when you booked, this property is not that place. WE CAN HELP WITH PLACES TO GO IF OUTDOOR PLAY IS IMPORTANT...
Jug of Urine Destroyer
Two rocking chairs on the porch of my cabin overlooking Kickapoo Valley, Wisconsin
Detail of L'Absinthe by Edgar Degas. A woman dejectedly looks at table.
Cover of "William The Curious: Knight Of The Water Lilies"
a frog being knighted
Reddit post: “We were playing a game (I forgot the name) where the goal is to play out all the cards from your hand, numbers 1-100, in descending order.”
Screenshot from Dragnet: “All are now serving terms in the appropriate state institutions.”
Big Keith from The Office (UK), as played by Ewen MacIntosh (RIP)
The classic Eize Basa mask from an online reseller.
Slideshow Bob
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe.
A Mexican restaurant mural that inexplicably features Tom Yorke as a Mexican revolutionary. “El President” is a song by Drugstore; you’re going to have to google it, I’m not allowed to link to it in my jurisdiction.
Poster for an absolutely PACKED three week run in November/December 1983 at the Factory Records nightclub The Haçienda in Manchester: Thursday 24th November THE SMITHS + JAMES Wednesday 30th November VIRGIN PRUNES Thursday 1st December CHINA CRISIS Wednesday 7th December GUN CLUB Thursday 8st December COCTEAU TWINS Wednesday 14th December KILLING JOKE Thursday 15th December SPEAR OF DESTINY
"Backrooms" Sends Hollywood Running to Reddit for New Ideas
'Backrooms' Sends Hollywood Running To Reddit For New Ideas
Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
Seven cases of caffeine-free Diet Mountain Dew in the back of a Subaru. No one in the Twin Cities carries it.
"This game we play, I don't know if it's a miracle or a curse."
The main character of Hexed, whose stock character model seemingly hasn’t changed since Tangled.
News report on "Porn & Pancakes"
Another great poster for Deliverance, this one featuring the canoe coming out of a frightened man's eyeball.
“Kiss the Blood Off My Hands is a 1948 American noir-thriller film directed by Norman Foster. Based on the best-selling novel of the same name by Gerald Butler, it stars Joan Fontaine, Burt Lancaster, and Robert Newton.”
Following her health crisis and split with her husband, Megan stepped back from her YouTube channel and began a new chapter in her life, focusing on her family and her pickleball journey.
NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES
[via mintamenapie on Tumblr] Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone. Those messenger screen names that haven't logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services. Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist. Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can't FIND anymore. Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore. And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them. I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we'll somehow connect again.
Bluesky interface showing that I've finally muted "hope this helps".
Dr. Manhattan with his hydrogen mark replaced by the Siri prompt
The Dr. Manhattan "It is XXXX" meme. Which, incidentally, does not appear in the comic.