Elisabeth Bayer

@ejbayer.bsky.social

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#alpacaexpert and live performance enthusiast, camera fan, women's sports booster. But mostly #alpacaexpert. Current LA resident. she/her

screenshot of Twitter thread which reads: "Score a goal and celly with you fiancé" alongside a gif of female hockey players. The first response says "Her fiancee is there? Didn't see him behind the glass." and the next response is "her fiancee is #29 poulin. she's gay, marcus"
Sirens starting lineup in a spotlight on the ice
Three hockey jerseys with a Czechia shield on the front. It is red, yellow, black and has griffins and phoenixes and chevrons.
Screencap of IBDb website with Carrie Coon’s Broadway credits, an upcoming production of Bug (a play with a LONG production just not on Broadway) and a revival of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf in 2012
Photo of lyric sheet with Broadway themed chants for a hockey game
Hockey game in progress
Jetty or retaining wall sticking out into the ocean, sign that reads “Danger Restricted Area Keep Off”
Picture from tv screen of alpacas with the caption that reads [alpacas humming]
Cartoon still of three girls soaring into action
Hockey game
Plaza outside the Pacific Coliseum arena in Vancouver
Hockey team warming up
Beaded bracelets that say LFG NY Sirens and Wee Wooooooo
Fence post with a mug on top that says “wifey” in cursive.
Flags of DC, Washington Spirit Squadron, and a queer pride flag at a soccer stadium
Image from calm app highlighting a sleep story called “Train Dreams: An Immersive Audio Journey”
Picture of a taxidermied pigeon wearing a camera in a museum display case
Person dressed like Michael Myers on a suburban street
Soccer stadium view of the pitch during a game
Mascot of a flamingo wearing sunglasses in front of a pink and black balloon arch. They’re at a football stadium, visible in background.
Little red light house under large grey suspension bridge.
Blonde woman in a puffy tulle coat holding a large doll, a bottle of Chardonnay. Sitting on a stool in front of a microphone on a stage.
Black and white image of canyon the top, distant clouds and the sun setting in the corner.
small white dog with red ears and paws standing in front of multiple people holding cameras taking pictures.
Bronze statue of a giant fat bunny sitting like a person.
Faded “Hello my name is sticker” on a lamppost with a drawing in red marker on it.
Vaulted concrete ceiling at the top of the escalator in the DC Metro. There is a red, heart shaped ballon in one of the ceiling coffers.
Bronze statue of Columbo and his dog.
Image search results of a large mascot that resembles a human stalk of celery. His name is Mr. Celery
Shallow salt water, mountains in the distance and reflected in the surface of the water
Mascot of a human banana wearing sunglasses walking into the frame in the outfield of a baseball park.
A banana mascot wanders the centerfield of Angels Stadium
The most swole mascot I have ever seen, an extremely ripped banana wearing sunglasses and catching a football
Smiling man in an apron flipping a pair of scissors. The word "Disaster."
Quoted text: By increasing the price of Revlimid, Celgene executives in several instances boosted their pay. That’s because bonuses were tied to meeting revenue and earnings targets. In some years, executives would not have hit those targets without the Revlimid price increases, a congressional investigation later found. In total, Celgene paid a handful of top executives about a half-billion dollars in the 12 years after Revlimid was approved.
stadium on a cloudy day, a rugby game is happening. There's a pair of women in a tackle in the foreground.
Looking down on waves crashing onto large rocks on a beach
Large rock in background; road, fence posts and three women posing in foreground
A wide array of tea in pressed discs, small samples, and packets.
rental scooter laying down, behind it is a delivery robot, not moving.
apartment build with stone balconies. The light is strong and coming from the left of the frame, the shadows are deep.
small pigeon in front of a long wooden pew-style bench in a train station waiting room.
Gentle waves rolling onto an empty beach lined with rocks. There’s a pier filled with buildings in the distance. There’s a lovely lens flare bending down the middle of the frame. Suck on that JJ Abrams.
a blue sky with light pink clouds spread across, silhouette of palm trees in front of the sky.
View of the shore from a pier, four people are seated on a bench facing away from the camera. There’s a metal shade sail above.
Statue of Willie Mays right after he hit a dinger in front of Palm tree and Oracle Park in the background. It’s a sunny day with pretty, diffuse clouds in the sky.
Stone statue in foreground, people/tents/lanterns in background. The statue is a big stout dude, with rough carving texture and technique
Painting of a green parrot holding a cup of hot coffee in its hand. It’s in the hall of an airport encouraging you to go drink coffee at a cute cafe and listen to feral invasive birds.
Text from article that reads: Rotterman, a political commentator who lived in Washington for decades and worked in the Reagan administration, said that over the past decade, the programming at the center has become prohibitively expensive and the offerings have become too reliant on Hollywood celebrities. He’d like to see more country artists, Southern rock and bluegrass and is hopeful the new regime can bring more of that programming to the center.
inflatable bear in a Chicago Bears jersey in star pose in front of a building, there's an American flag next to it.
waves crashing on an empty and rocky beach, pier with lots of buildings in the distance going out into the water. There's an arc of light bending across the frame in the middle of the image.
glare of light through window reflections with palm trees and the beach through the windows.
Rickety buildings on a pier, in the foreground is a store called “Hats & Things” which also sells Hawaiian shirts.
Marble statue of an angel with outstretched wings in front of a hedge and more trees in the background
Santa Claus inflatable behind an iron work fence in front of trees and house.
Peacock with tail feathers down and draped over the back of a grave monument inside a cemetery. There are palm trees and other trees in the background.
Old skyscrapers on both sides of the street, tents from a farmers market on the left, skyscraper in the distance. The color of the sky is blue but hazy.
Brass curved menorah with 4 lit candles, one is higher than the others. It’s on a table that has a glass plate and a printed fabric cloth.
Christmas tree in the middle of a room with white lights and red bows. There are pillars wrapped in red ribbon around the tree and a circle balcony looking down on it.
Marble office building lobby with a large Christmas tree in the center between the elevators, smaller ones on the sides of the frame. They’re decorated with white lights and purple bows.