Erik Johnson

@ejexpress.bsky.social

68 Followers 357 Following

musings on UX design, pictures of otters

Email text: “Hi Erik, saw you guys have this cool focus on user research and high fidelity design really makes a difference for your clients. I’m curious,”
email: "Hi Erik, Looks like Purpose UX's core work revolves around dental care. Spending time on outdated leads or wrong contacts affects your bottom line. Our personalized data service offers precise, real-time contact data on dentists."
Job listing for a Senior Product Designer from LinkedIn - US, remote, full time, pay range 104K - 197K. Posted 1 day ago, received over 100 applications, is no longer accepting applications.
A picture of a child’s bedroom with a fat fuzzy tummy and legs emerging from under the bed
Meme from Lord of the Rings with 4 panels: 1. Aragorn saying "you have my sword," 2. Legolas saying "and you have my bow", 3. Gimli saying "and my axe", 4. Saruman saying "Am I supposed to be in this group chat?"
Tweet: I don’t wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it’s at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you’ve ever met
Arcade console for the old co-op X-men game
Quote about chinstrap beards: “if you wear a beard like that, you basically saying ‘I have no hope of getting laid but you won’t like what happens if you punch me’”
Passage of two useless aristocrats musing about how to run a farm: “I suppose it’s quite hard work, farming?”
Passage from nicked by MJ Anderson where a relic hunter professes to be a true Christian, concluding with the phrase “it did not matter that no one believed him, or that he did not expect them to.”
Angular, cybertruck-looking car from the move Total Recall (1990)
Meme of a bro in sunglasses and hat saying “I am straight up not having a good time”
Screencap from Bojack Horseman showing the old monkey running talking to an exhausted Bojack about running
Bar graph of # of training days per week in 2024: 0 weeks with no training days 1 week with 1 training day 6 weeks with 2 training days 9 weeks with 3 training days 7 weeks with 4 training days 13 weeks with 5 training days 16 weeks with 6 training days
Bar graph of miles run Jan 1 - Dec 31 from Garmin app showing 800.1 mi total distance, 15.4 avg weekly, 66.7 avg monthly miles
Mockup titled: "Googling stuff then vs. now." Then: "The thing you want", Now: "AI bullshit, sponsored result, sponsored result, sponsored result, people always ask callout, view product gallery, ...."
A fluffy white and black cat passed the fuck out
A Great Dane snoozing in a very beat up couch
Meme of wojack standing in a corner alone at a party, text reads: "They don't even know Arcane has emotionally ruined me"
Album cover of Steve Miller Band reading “Take the Money and Run”
Meme showing Fred from Scooby-Doo removing a hood from a ghost labeled "AI Taking Your Job" to reveal the real villain, labeled "Late-stage Capitalism"
Distance: 12.82 miles Pace: 6:33 / mi
Unsolicited email reading: "Note: I have emailed you many times but you have not replied please reply to my email"
Invincible Meme Mark: “how do I make a profitable AI app if I have to pay for using copyrighted IP?” Nolan: “that’s the neat part, you don’t”
Invincible Meme Mark: “how do I make a profitable AI app if I have to pay for for copyrighted IP?” Nolan: “that’s the best part, you don’t”
Sign reading “hackmas, December 2nd, 2023, Charlotte C”